韩版恶作剧之吻优酷

Kilas is a pimp who lives happy with Pepsi-Rita, fading sex variety starlet, and both lives at the expense of his God-mother. Kilas is the elader of a small gang of tough guys, and the police is too busy to care. A mysterious Major - eventually from the secret police - approaches Kilas in order that his gang will set up a discreet vigilance on the house of a notorious anti-fascist person. Kilas is only happy to oblige, as he is being paid for the guys' work - until the contract is upped to place a bomb in the house. Now, that's too much even for a low pimp like Kilas! But - meanwhile he has a love dispute to settle with that house's owner; and that is a real psychological conflict that Kilas would wish not to have... 私(sī(💂) )を(🏾)裏(lǐ )切(qiē(🎰) )った女は(🥖)許せ ない。踏みにじられた(👲) レズビ(✖)ア(📦)ン女子大(🚴)生の復(fù(🖱) )讐(chóu )、狂(kuáng )気(qì )の異常レイプ。 故(🚷)事(🚸)发生在等(🌘)级制度森(🐸)严的英国，年轻的(de )康(kāng )妮(nī )（西(xī )尔(🏵)(ěr )维(wé(➰)i )娅(👆)·克里斯(⭕)蒂 Sylvia Kristel 饰）终(🏇)于等来了与自己分别多时(💒)的丈夫(🚶)克(🚱)利(lì )福(fú(🏦) )特(tè )（Shane Briant 饰(🦄)(shì )），但同时也等来了丈夫下半身(🧤)永(✖)久瘫痪(♎)的(🔺)噩耗。面对(🚹)残酷的(de )现(👼)(xiàn )实(shí )，善(shàn )良(liáng )的康妮只(🈷)得默默(⛵)接(🥛)受。 描写洛(🙎)杉矶的一(🕹)家外科整型医院，常(cháng )有(yǒu )众(zhòng )多(👽)(duō(🧛) )美(měi )女(nǚ(❄) )前来求诊(💐)，希望整容后成为名模。不料别具野(😞)心(⬜)的院长(🎊)利(🌠)(lì )用(yòng )一(🕛)(yī )个(gè )神(🔲)(shén )秘(mì )的(de )黑箱来窥视这些(⛺)女顾客(⬆)，其(🚿)中一些人(🍒)又发生离(🥓)奇死亡。阿(ā )尔(ěr )伯(bó )特(tè )·芬(fē(🥋)n )尼(⛰)饰演的(🐫)医(📟)生涉有重(✊)嫌，他决定追查真相还自己清白，终于(🥞)(yú )发(fā(🏆) )现(🆗)(xiàn )了(le )院(yuà(🌘)n )长(zhǎng )詹姆(🎷)斯·科伯恩的阴谋... 【布偶大追缉(⚽)】(🐴)的故事则(📋)是关于一(🏁)场(chǎng )珠(zhū )宝(bǎo )大(dà )窃(qiè )案(àn )，本故(🍖)事(♊)中主角(😢) Kermit 和(🏗)伙伴 Fozzie 是报(🐩)社的记者(🎄)，被报社派去英国伦敦(dūn )采(🤼)(cǎi )访(fǎ(💽)ng )一(⭕)(yī )位(wèi )知(🐭)(zhī )名的时(🏜)尚设计师 Lady Holiday ，Kermit 还爱上了设计师的助理(💦)秘(❇)书 Miss Piggy，不料这(👑)时(shí )却(què(🧘) )发(fā )生(shēng )窃(qiè )案(àn )，设计师的名贵珠(🦍)宝不翼(📓)而(😥)飞，而且 Miss Piggy 被(⚡)陷害成为(👸)嫌犯，为了(le )要(yào )洗(xǐ )刷(shuā ) Miss Piggy 的(de )冤(yuān )屈(🍃)，Kermit 和(🧞)他的布偶(🔬)伙伴们于(♌)是展开一场追缉珠宝窃贼的大冒(〰)险(🆔)(xiǎn )。 A waiter (Amparo Munoz) with the personality of a house plant but not quite that intelligent, gets by on his good looks as he enjoys the favors of women. A duchess lands him a job as a gardener in the palatial spread of one of the ministers of Adolfo Suarez (Prime Minister in Spain at this time). The wife of the minister (impotent himself) seduces the mindless gardener, and apparently finds something lacking because then she goes after the minister's secretary. Unbeknownest to her, the gardener has just converted her into a budding mother. Meanwhile, terrorists decide to kidnap the gardener as a kind of bait (or practice run) for kidnapping the minister. Although it is not revealed until later, the secretary is in league with the terrorists, but then so is the minister. The whole lot of them, in fact, is really controlled by an international ring of corporate types promoting the use of nuclear energy. In brief, an impotent, secretly terrorist minister with a pregnant wife, stupid yet randy gardener, and lesbian, terrorist secretary is running part of the Spanish government, apparently about to be taken over by nuclear energy. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi