长(🗻)久(jiǔ(🕜) )以来，剧(jù )作家(⌚)(jiā )大卫（约(🎽)(yuē )翰·库萨克 John Cusack 饰(shì(🐣) )）都(dōu )过着(👊)郁郁(yù )不得志的生(✏)活，艺术家特(🎨)有的清(🔹)高让他(👼)(tā )对(🔑)如今腐(fǔ )败混(hún )乱的话剧(🔓)(jù )界(😳)充(chōng )满了失望(wàng )之情(qíng )。为(💏)了讨(🏾)(tǎo )好情(qíng )妇奥(🧥)利芙（詹妮(👢)弗·(🏖)提莉 Jennifer Tilly 饰），黑(hē(🎸)i )帮大佬看中(🏎)了(le )名(🐻)不见经(jīng )传的(📈)(de )大卫的剧(jù(⌚) )本想(😎)(xiǎng )要投资，作为(🚊)(wéi )前提条件(🍊) ，大卫(🦔)必须让奥利芙(🔔)饰演主角。虽(🏇)然奥(ào )利芙唠叨(dā(💠)o )的个(gè )性和(🥌)蹩脚(jiǎo )的演(yǎn )技让(🚍)大卫(wèi )深感(🍗)(gǎn )抓狂(🔈)，但(dàn )在(😩)利益(🔁)面前，他痛苦的屈服了。就这(🕉)样(yà(⛵)ng )，一个奇(qí )怪的(de )剧组诞生(shē(👡)ng )了。
At the battle of Solferino Joseph von Trotta, a lieutenant in the Slovenian infantry, is wounded while saving the life of the young Austrian Emperor Franz-Joseph I. The Emperor rewards him by elevating him in society to a position quite out of keeping with his social rank, and which entirely alienates him from his farming background: Joseph gets promoted to the rank of captain, and is made a member of the nobility. Years later Joseph von Trotta accidentally finds a description of the battle that changed his life in a text-book belonging to his son Franz. Enraged at the over-emotional, patriotic and sentimental way in which the Emperor's rescue at the hands of "the Hero of Solferino" is depicted, he lodges a complaint at the Imperial Court. During an audience, the Emperor, displaying a certain degree of resignation, attempts to convince him that myths are both justifiable and necessary. Joseph, however, discovers "that it was nothing else but craftiness that assured the existence of ...
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三(👣)個小學(📗)生忽然(🐋)對「(🧞)死亡」感(gǎn )到好(hǎo )奇，結夥(🕰)(huǒ )觀(🕧)察(chá )附 近的獨(dú )居老(lǎo )人(🤠)，想知(🚹)道他會怎麼死(🐂)。老人最初對(🕵)這三(🐪)個小鬼(guǐ )頭很(⏸)生氣(qì )，慢(mà(😤)n )慢卸(💁)下心(xīn )防後(hò(🕕)u )，四個人(rén )相(🤱)處(chù(🆓) ) 愉快，老(lǎo )人原(⛽)本破落的家(⭕)也因(🔕)而煥然一新。老(🌭)人(rén )逐漸說(🙂)出(chū )許多(duō )深藏心(🛀)中(zhōng )的秘(mì(🎅) )密，包括(kuò )戰爭(zhēng )時(🍳)期曾結(jié )過(🕊)婚(hūn )也(🥟)殺過人(📻)。小學(👍)生想盡辦法幫老人尋妻，卻(🎀)遇到(🔵)(dào )老人的孫(sūn )女。一天，小(xiǎ(🙌)o )學生(🙋)(shēng )踢完足球(qiú(🗂) )回家(jiā )，赫然(🚄)發現(📟)老人已氣絕多(💝)時。葬禮後，老(⌛)人的(👑)院(yuàn )落井裡，竟(🗑)飛(fēi )出了蜻(🈯)蜓(tí(👛)ng )、蝴(hú )蝶，彷彿(🐠)(fú )老人(rén )與(🚐)這世界(jiè )做正式道(🥒)別 。
Still in the thrall of the evil vampire Radu, Michelle yearns to be taught the skills of the vampire. Meanwhile, her sister Becky tries to free her from his evil clutches, and this time, she's brought some help...
某日，一块(🍶)神奇的结晶体(tǐ )现(🗳)身地球(qiú )，被(💄)(bèi )科学家宇(yǔ(⬜) )宙翔(🥂)(xiáng )拾得。与(yǔ )此同(tóng )时，露娜(🌠)(nà )和(🦍)亚(yà )特密斯大吵了一架之(♐)后离(📌)家出走，却因病体力不(bú )支(🌭)昏倒(😵)在(zài )了路(lù )上(🔘)，宇宙(zhòu )翔将(👵)(jiāng )虚(🐹)弱的露(lù )娜带(⭕)(dài )回了家，精(👀)心照(👥)料，露娜渐渐恢(👜)复了活力。