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The plot revolves round the life of Karthik (Dhanush) a struggling freelance photographer in Chennai who does portfolios, weddings and other functions. Karthik has a keen interest in wild life photography and friends call him a genius, though he is bit of a loner. His role model is Madhesh Krishnaswamy (Ravi Prasad), a world renowned wildlife photographer and his dream is to be an assistant to this arrogant man. Karthik hangs out with his friends and is extremely close to Sundar (Sundar) who introduces his girlfriend Yamini (Richa) to the gang. Initially Karthik and Yamini can't stand each other but there lies the twist, when opposites attract. This Irish feature film tells the story of an orphan boy, Shamus, who steals a leprechaun's pot of gold. The leprechaun attaches a donkey's tail to the boy in retaliation, and Shamus takes to the road, heading to Belfast to see if he can rid himself of the tail and capitalize on his new-found fortune! A mysterious yet potent strain of Marijuana from Jamaica has hit the streets in a quiet, suburban neighborhood. It doesn't take long until the effects of the powerful Ganja take control of the town stoners; and cause them to start acting strange. Can you handle the high-caliber chronic? Or, will you fall victim to the...Night of the Living Heads?" 根(gēn )据张宇在的《阑尾(wěi )》及陈(chén )峻的《乏(fá(🔱) )味(👯)的故事(🕹)》改编。 身(♏)居(🤗)要(yào )职(✳)的某城(chéng )市市长赵有亮手中握有很(hěn )大的权(💖)力(💚)(lì )。但他(🎒)(tā )的行(🈺)动(💧)时刻都(⛴)在秘(mì(🥀) )书(🎮)和妻子(zǐ )好意的(de )严密监护之下，很(hě(💃)n )难有按自(😋)己意志(🅾)(zhì(🏝) )行动的(🛫)自由，他(🚊)(tā(⏮) )很(hěn )苦恼。为贯彻上(shàng )级(jí )清政廉洁的指(zhǐ(🍼) )示(✨)(shì )，他开(🌼)始常常独(💮)(dú )自(zì(♏) )行(🐀)动。像普通(tōng )市(shì )民一样逛街、串(chuàn )巷。他感(🎴)到(🌽)轻松,清(😱)(qīng )醒，获(🕌)(huò(🙉) )得了坐(🥩)在(zài )办公室里了解不到(dào )的东西(xī )。一天，赵市(🌰)长(🦄)躲过秘(🌏)书和妻(🦖)子(🌖)的(de )“关心(🈲)”。深入(rù(🚰) )群(🥋)众中去体察民情(qíng )，由于在(zài )农贸市(📟)(shì )场吃了(😤)不卫生(🐘)的(⛎)食(shí )物(🔖)，突然肚(🐃)子(🍤)疼(téng )痛难忍，被送进(jìn )医(yī )院。经诊断为阑(lá(🗄)n )尾(🐸)(wěi )炎，需(🌕)住院手(shǒ(📿)u )术(shù )。谁(🤾)料(🈲)赵市长患(huàn )病(bìng )住院，却为那(nà )些(xiē )搞不正(👂)之(💃)风的人(🍪)(rén )带来(🍧)良(🔯)机。首先(🌍)医(yī )院上下(xià )紧张地忙(máng )碌起来。管书记为(wé(📧)i )提(👁)升，千方(🧀)百计(jì(🌯) )向(🍳)市长献(🚕)殷勤，并(📧)召(😠)开紧(jǐn )急会议，把给市(shì )长做手术提到具有(yǒ(🚴)u )“政治意(🥠)(yì )义”的(de )高(🖼)度；院(♌)长(🛏)，主治(zhì )医生各怀私心，进行了一场激烈(liè )斗(🏚)(dò(🔍)u )争。赵市(🧔)长住院(yuà(🗨)n )期(qī )间(💀)，每天前来(lái )探(tàn )视慰问的人络绎(yì )不(bú )绝，有(🍺)时(🔷)竞排(pá(🏳)i )起(qǐ )了(🛅)长(❎)队。赵市(😫)长(zhǎng )为此不得不让秘书(shū )和护士(shì )采取“登(dē(📮)ng )记”的办法(🏠)，记下(xià(🤛) )探(✡)视者(zhě(🗂) )的姓名(🎙)、(🌮)地址，及礼品名称，并指(zhǐ )示把所有(yǒu )礼品一(yī(😕) )律就地(🐻)处理，将钱(🤭)(qián )退还(❣)原(🔑)主(zhǔ )。对这(zhè )种不正之风也有表(biǎo )示****的人，其(🌐)中(🐥)有(yǒu )两(🆔)份礼品盒(📎)内就(jiù(🚹) )装(zhuāng )着沉甸甸的砖头(tóu )。另外每天给市(shì )长(zhǎ(📁)ng )打(🌺)针成了(🎆)护士们(🚊)(men )的(🥚)(de )思想负(🕷)担。因(yīn )为(🎚)(wéi )护理好坏都和以(yǐ )后晋升、分房(🥊)有直(zhí )接(🖐)关系(xì(🏂) )，为(🍋)此，排队(🚾)分房得(🏩)分(🗿)最高(gāo )的莉莉(lì )硬着头皮(pí )上战场，承担给市(🍦)长打针(✌)(zhēn )的任务(💽)。由于紧(🐾)(jǐ(🐏)n )张，她把针头扎进(jìn )市长臀部(bù )却忘了(le )推药(🌄)水(🦍)，此举竟(🏮)被(bèi )视为(🛐)无痛注(👿)射成(chéng )功。面对这种用(yòng )人(rén )情、阿谀奉承结(🔼)(jié(🕌) )成的社(🎗)会关系(🐭)网(✋)(wǎng )，赵市(🕤)长进行了(🏈)机(jī )智(zhì )的抵制的斗争(zhēng )。 A mysterious yet potent strain of Marijuana from Jamaica has hit the streets in a quiet, suburban neighborhood. It doesn't take long until the effects of the powerful Ganja take control of the town stoners; and cause them to start acting strange. Can you handle the high-caliber chronic? Or, will you fall victim to the...Night of the Living Heads?" 西汉初年(🎛)，司马(mǎ )相(💋)如在蜀(📔)郡(🗼)与才貌(📞)(mào )双全(🚄)的(🍯)(de )年轻寡妇(fù )卓文君相遇，二人(rén )情投意(yì )合。卓(💴)父(fù )却(😮)企图将文(👴)君嫁给(🦊)富(🍴)商程(chéng )郑之子。文君、相如二人不顾卓父(fù(🔃) )反(🌚)对，私(sī(🧥) )奔逃走(zǒ(🍚)u )，开设酒(🕉)店为生。适遇朝廷用兵镇(zhèn )压西南夷，相如(rú )赴(🥨)(fù(🏍) )京上书(📵)汉武帝(🎧)，得(🍛)赐中郎(🏩)军。程(chéng )郑(🧗)(zhèng )暗使奸计，威逼(bī )文(wén )君嫁程子。文(👄)(wén )君(jun1 )准备(🤵)以死殉(🙀)情(🚒)，相如及(📳)时赶回(👌)，患(📺)(huàn )难夫妻(qī )终于团聚(jù )。 Two girls meet on a train: Prune is looking for her father whom she has not seen since she was a little girl, Marina is looking for the mother she has never had. Prune learns that her father took his life and then she accidentally dies by drowning. Marina decides to assume her identity and begins a correspondence with Prune's mother. Written by Salvatore Santangelo 已婚夫妇麦和奥(ào )斯(🎙)卡发(fā(📷) )现，依靠(kà(➰)o )在菲律(💀)宾(🍦)北部种植水稻，他们无法(fǎ )养活自(zì )己和两(🏵)个(👽)小女儿(🍎)。为了寻求(🈂)(qiú )更好(🤯)的(de )生活，他们前往首(shǒu )都马尼拉，在那(nà )里他们(🏢)仅(🚼)剩的一(📭)(yī )点(diǎ(🔮)n )钱(🏂)也很快(🌖)花完。麦被(🛑)迫去酒吧打(dǎ )工(gōng )，而奥斯卡也找(zhǎ(🗨)o )到(dào )了一(🍪)份驾驶(⛽)并(🥐)(bìng )防(fá(🥓)ng )护装甲(🐵)卡(🏐)车的工(gōng )作。不幸的是，奥(ào )斯卡不(bú )久就被迫(📉)(pò )陷入(❤)一桩阴谋(🛵)抢劫(jié(🐘) )案(🚎)。 香(xiāng )港黑道老(lǎo )大鲁刚与另一帮派在军火(🍧)(huǒ(🐠) )交易时(🚟)被(bèi )自己(😨)的(de )心腹(🌯)王水金和雷大(dà )吉出卖，其勾结(jié )谷爷和日本(🏵)杀(💀)手团(tuá(🐥)n )，鲁刚当(🌑)场(🏡)毙命(mì(🤦)ng )，随之的价(🌮)值２千(qiān )万美金的枪械及(jí )毒品被(🎍)洗劫一空(🆓)(kōng )，因此(⛅)意(😄)大利黑(🍫)手(shǒu )党(🛂)(dǎ(😖)ng )发出追杀令，誓(shì )必干掉２人，警(jǐng )方得知消息(🚇)后立(lì(📴) )刻(kè )进行(🍙)调(diào )查(🤣)…(⛔)…