几(🔛)个(gè )童年(😩)一(yī )起的男(ná(📷)n )女小伙(huǒ(🎢) )伴，在(🎲)西(xī )班牙内战结束后(🤲)的各(⬜)自(zì )命运(😪)。为了爱情(qíng )、(✏)理想(xiǎng )，他们(men )最终将(jiāng )是怎(⚓)样的结局(🙊)？…(💈)…
高绮接(🥩)受新(xīn )男(📿)朋友(😘)(yǒu )奈德的邀(yāo )请，到(dào )他的(🔗)旧(jiù )友家(🅿)聚(jù )餐，却在出(💃)发前(qián )收(😅)到一(🙍)连串的恶作(🤔)剧电(diàn )话(🍲)。高绮(📶)(qǐ )在聚会(🔡)(huì )中认识(shí )了(🎦)哥顿(dùn )、史丹两兄弟及(jí(🈵) )其家人，然(♋)而高绮却跟(gē(👵)n )他们格格(🎴)不入(🔨)。此时，奈德的(de )妻子突(tū(🛠) )然到(🕞)访，初萌芽(👮)的恋情不欢而(♉)终(zhōng )。高绮(😅)(qǐ )无奈在郊(jiāo )区(🧀)留宿(xiǔ )，怎(🐹)知(zhī(⚓) )史丹将(jiā(🍇)ng )她囚禁，被(🦂)迫服(〰)(fú )食迷幻药，沦为(wéi )泄欲玩(🏟)(wán )物．．(🦏)．．．．
老人(🍆)们(men )常说，解(✡)放前(📝)的鸡爪村(cū(✨)n )就有几户(🔅)人家(😏)，荒僻落(luò(🍿) )后的很。如今鸡(🏣)(jī )爪村可(kě )谓是人(rén )丁兴(⛑)旺，人们却(🆘)(què )又有了新的(✖)烦恼，尤其(🚁)(qí )是(🐙)村长牛老万。每天都(dō(🔨)u )有500张(🏌)嘴(zuǐ )要吃(🌙)要(yào )喝，可村(cū(🕋)n )里就靠一(⏳)家养鸡厂赚钱(qiá(🗜)n )，日子(zǐ )自(⛺)然不(🍊)好(hǎo )过。这(🤶)(zhè )几年，有(🏆)几户(🎽)(hù )家庭自己养狐狸(lí )、养(🐜)兔子赚了(💀)些(xiē )外块，村民(📴)都眼(yǎn )红(💍)，于(yú(🚷) )是，牛(niú )老万(😨)决(jué )定干(😣)脆将(💶)养鸡厂(chǎ(❌)ng )承包给个人，让(🧠)村民都(dōu )搞家庭养(yǎng )殖，也(🕟)(yě )算拓宽(🐓)(kuān )致富道(dào )路(🐻)。
卡卓尔和(✳)三(sā(🕳)n )个孩子遇到了危险，他(tā )们(🍣)的拉朱叔(🐓)叔不(bú )见了，坏(😫)人要(yào )霸(💎)占他们的一切(qiē(⛄) )并要杀死(🤸)他们(🐱)。谁会去(qù(🗿) )救他们呢？卡(🛬)卓(zhuó )尔现实(shí )中的老(lǎo )公(😵)扮演(yǎn )了(🛣)从天而降的假(⛅)拉朱叔叔(😷)，喜剧(📣)(jù )环生，童趣(🗳)非常(cháng )，爱(🏥)情(qí(🍕)ng )之喜剧(jù(🏇) )经典老(lǎo )片不(🍲)容错过。
You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10
Saturday Night Live: Season 26, Episode 2
李(lǐ )小龙真正的遗(🎁)作：《死(sǐ(🧣) )亡的游戏(xì )》（(🛋)比(bǐ )《死亡(📉)(wáng )游(🅿)戏》多了个“的”字(zì )，主角叫“海(🐜)天”，而(ér )不(🤬)是“卢比利”）
Aurelia （(🏈)Tiare Scanda），一个(gè(⬅) )有两个孩子的年(🧗)(nián )轻母亲(🚚)，为了(💙)逃避一个(🤼)(gè )杀手的功绩(🤫)，在(zài )偷去了(le )他的男(nán )友的(🕤)钱(qián )后逃(🕐)到了南方。她遇(🕋)到了Marilu（Aitana Sanchez-Gijon）(⬅)，一个(㊙)美(měi )丽且有教(jiāo )养的(🏋)女(nǚ(📠) )人。Marilu 擅(shàn )长(📣)于贩(fàn )卖假的(🛤)玛雅艺术(shù )品给一些易受(🏼)骗的美国(🎒)(guó )人。尽管(guǎn )这(💍)两个(gè )女(🌠)人没(👔)(méi )有太多(duō )的相同之处。但(🤽)(dàn )是他们(🏁)都在寻找各自(🎽)的(de )更好的(😳)生活。在(zài )去Cancun的路(📜)(lù )上，她(tā(🏮) )们历(🗻)尽各种种(🍧)险(xiǎn )境，最终更(🥩)加地了解自(zì )己和对方。