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A crazed military explosives expert heads for Los Angeles with an RV full of explosives, intending to blow up a rock festival and kill all the “hippies”. An army officer is sent to stop him. 天香(🚱)公主国色天香，一身绝技(jì )，暗(➖)中(🉑)却被人所(suǒ )迫，终身只能以(✉)(yǐ(❓) )一身(shēn )奇装(zhuāng )走江(jiāng )湖，而(🔴)(é(⏯)r )将那(nà )艳绝人寰的美貌掩在(🕍)面具之后。在伪君子万(wàn )家生(🕓)佛(🥋)万人(rén )豪的(de )设计(jì )之下，他(🔜)与(🐾)(yǔ )天香(xiāng )公主(zhǔ )——一龙一(🌅)凤发(fā )生了一场雾惨云愁的(🏪)龙(🔐)凤大搏斗，二人(rén )两败(bài )俱(🌃)伤(🛬)。然而(ér )回天(tiān )丹自(zì )有回(huí(⛱) )天力，他与(yǔ )天香(xiāng )公主非但(🦗)大(⚽)难不死，伤势痊愈，且在生(shē(⛏)ng )死(🧤)之际萌发出最(zuì )为璀(cuǐ )灿(🈁)的(🛵)爱情火(huǒ )花，成为(wéi )江湖(hú )侠(👧)侣。灵燕(yàn )、天香公主等诸人(🐻)的(🥏)攘助下，终于查出在江(jiāng )湖(🛸)中(💋)最负盛(shèng )名的(de )二正(zhèng )二邪。 A stranger on a donkey rides into the lawless village run by Sancho and his gang. Sancho tries to kill him in vain. One day Piri, a sheriff"s son, comes to ask the stranger to save his mother who has been captured by Sancho. The film unfolds comic western story in the surprisingly awkward Juxtaposition of macaroni western-esque stage and common rural landscape of Korea. 本(🕟)片(piàn )描写(xiě )了从(cóng )二·二六(🍯)事(🙅)件到(dào )日本走向战败期间(📑)，日(🈂)本内阁官员之间(jiān )，陆(lù )军与(🐁)海军之(zhī )间的(de )斗争(zhēng )故事(shì(⛑) )。 艾(🎾)万(wàn )斯先(xiān )生是(shì )个尖酸(🐚)刻(🚎)薄、争强好胜的舞蹈团负(💺)责(🚶)人(rén )，就连在路上开(kāi )车时(shí(💂) )遇到红灯他(tā )都要(yào )争头(tó(🏟)u )位(🔧)停(tíng )车。为(wéi )了舞(wǔ )蹈团即(🔤)将(🧗)要举行的全球巡演，他亲自上(🍔)阵排(pái )练舞蹈并指(zhǐ )导乐(lè(🕢) )队(🗨)演(yǎn )奏。一遍一(yī )遍辛(xīn )苦(📲)的(🗜)(de )排练过后，一名(míng )舞蹈演员承(🎐)受不了这么高强度训练而决(🐣)(jué(🐙) )定放(fàng )弃，但最主(zhǔ )要的(de )原(🌘)因(🕧)(yīn )还是(shì )她准备(bèi )要结(jié )婚(⛸)了(le )。艾万斯的这个舞团就像一(🌨)个修道院，除他和侄子飞利(lì(🥖) )浦(♋)和(hé )乐队成员外(wài )，剩(shèng )下(😏)都(🌤)(dōu )是女(nǚ )性。在(zài )舞团(tuán )不允(🦗)许谈恋爱、结婚，甚至不能靠(🎍)近(🚟)男人，艾万斯开办(bàn )了空(kō(🐣)ng )手(🏗)道(dào )课程(chéng )，教这(zhè )些女(nǚ )孩(🐨)子(zǐ )如何回击与她们(men )攀谈的(🍕)男(🏳)人。除此之外，为了保证每个(👟)(gè(💵) )舞蹈(dǎo )演员都有完(wán )美的(de )体(🎠)型(xíng )，在(zài )每次开(kāi )饭之(zhī )前(🕎)，都要她们过秤称体重，体重不(🎫)达(🍢)标不能(néng )吃饭还要做剧烈(♑)(liè(🌇) )运动(dòng )。在一次夜(yè )晚的(de )常规(👛)(guī )寻房中，领(lǐng )队佛(fó )朗索瓦(🉑)丝(🉐)偷偷潜逃，她来到了一个游(👏)船(🌖)派对(duì )与一名男子(zǐ )偷情(qí(🚬)ng )，两(liǎng )人相(xiàng )约两天(tiān )后要(yà(🌸)o )见(🌸)面(miàn )的事被跟踪而至的艾(🍀)万(🌉)斯先生听到。于是回到住处，艾(🚅)(ài )万斯(sī )就开始酝酿(niàng )计划(🐑)(huá )，编(biān )造谎(huǎng )言让菲(fēi )利普(🛬)(pǔ(🏯) )误以为佛朗索瓦丝喜欢他(😭)，从(📿)而布局成功阻(zǔ )止了佛朗索(⛓)瓦丝(sī )和那(nà )个男人的约(yuē(🌧) )会(🐖)。全球(qiú )巡演正式开(kāi )始，舞(🥔)团(🐍)在艾万斯的带领下先后完成(🦓)了巴黎、莫(mò )斯科、纽约(yuē(👨) )、(🐜)柏(bǎi )林等(děng )地的(de )演出，终于(🥊)(yú(🕰) )来到(dào )了罗马。亨德莉卡是为(🛥)顶替那名为结婚而请辞的舞(🆎)蹈演(yǎn )员被(bèi )雇佣的，以(yǐ )前(🉐)在(👺)(zài )罗马(mǎ )工作(zuò )过时与(yǔ(🛳) )当(🎙)地(dì )一个男人发生了感情并(🚥)生下一个孩子。借演(yǎn )出的机(🆑)会(🚒)亨德莉(lì )卡偷(tōu )偷脱离了(🐎)队(🧕)(duì )伍去(qù )看望(wàng )她被别人收(💻)养的(de )孩子。亨德莉卡坚持要自(🏌)己(📫)带几天孩子，于(yú )是在和佛(🎓)朗(🏾)(lǎng )索瓦(wǎ )丝商(shāng )量过(guò )后，他(🕳)(tā )们决(jué )定把(bǎ )孩子放到艾(🏞)万斯的房间。艾万斯误以为这(🍤)真(⬅)的是菲利普(pǔ )的孩(hái )子，在大(📧)声(shēng )斥责(zé )了菲(fēi )利普(pǔ )并(🏫)得知(zhī )孩子(zǐ )生母的下落后(🗡)便(❇)坚持一定要前去寻找。被孩(🤜)(há(👴)i )子生母的家人奚(xī )落一(yī )番(⌚)后，艾万(wàn )斯又(yòu )得到(dào )了一(😖)个(💘)孩子，原(yuán )来这才是真正的(🐻)菲(🚥)利普的孩子。艾万斯虽然(rán )对(🛑)两个孩子(zǐ )照顾(gù )有佳(jiā )，但(🏗)(dàn )还是不(bú )堪其(qí )扰，决定送(🎇)走(👾)这两个小家伙。他们的诡异行(🍠)踪却被酒店大堂(táng )经理(lǐ )发(👟)现并通知(zhī )了警(jǐng )察。警察(chá(🤧) )以(🤡)拐卖(mài )儿童(tóng )罪将他们逮(🎷)捕(🌯)，两个孩子的亲生母亲循声赶(🎼)(gǎn )到警局与自己的(de )孩子(zǐ )相(💺)聚(🌪)，同时(shí )，艾(ài )万斯(sī )也接受(🛶)了(🤶)孩子和(hé )他们的母亲。 The story of two anarchists who were charged and unfairly tried for murder when it was really for their political convictions. A native of Mauritania is delighted when he is chosen to work in Paris. Hoping to parlay the experience into a better life for himself, he eagerly prepares for his departure from his native land. Although an educated man, he has extreme difficulty finding work and an apartment. He sees racial inequity as blacks are relegated to manual labor while less skilled whites are given preferential treatment. A dinner with a liberal white friend even reveals a continuing attitude of colonization towards third world countries. The disappointed man runs off to the woods where he hears the far off cry of the jungle drums calling him home from a cold and indifferent land. Written by Dan Pavlides, Rovi 「おん(🕦)な牢秘図」に続く大映(yìng )の(🥣)官能時代(dài )劇。長崎(qí )のおん(⛩)な(🗂)牢(láo )を舞(wǔ )台に、無実の罪(🕦)で投獄された混血の少女の(🍃)悲運を描く。オランダ人の父(💋)と(🗽)日本(běn )人の母の間に生(shē(🎋)ng )ま(🍱)れたおみつ（川崎）は、奉(🆑)公先の放火殺人の罪を着せ(🦍)ら(🐂)れ長(zhǎng )崎のおんな牢に繋(🐺)が(🐽)れる。役人のあまりの責めに(👱)耐え切れずおみつは罪状を(🅿)認めてしまい、磔(zhé )刑が下(🏚)さ(🍚)れることになり･･･。