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芸(yú(🧑)n )術(😬)(shù )性(🤑)か? 朝(🎳)九晚五(wǔ )，忙碌了一周的上班族终(🦊)于可(✳)以在(zà(💍)i )周末(🧀)的夜晚纵(zòng )情(qíng )狂欢、载歌载舞(🥩)(wǔ )了(⛴)(le )。第二天(🏭)的星(🐪)(xīng )期(qī )日，对他们来说理所应当是(🕜)一个(🐳)(gè )赖(là(🌴)i )在床(🥛)上恢复(fù )身(shēn )心疲惫的假日。只(zhī(🌊) )不过(🍪)，对于(🏗)一(🆑)(yī )家(😈)(jiā )之主为人夫为人(rén )父的人来说(♑)，星(xī(🈁)ng )期(qī(🏰) )日可就(👩)与懒散自在无关了。比(bǐ )如(🐦)(rú )高(🍦)菲(📧)，天刚(📁)蒙(mé(🈂)ng )蒙(méng )亮，他的儿子朱(zhū )尼(ní )尔便爬(🤺)上床(📊)捣(dǎo )乱(🦊)(luàn )。接(🉐)着老婆的聒噪声、电话声、吸尘(🍌)器声(🐊)、乐(lè(🛩) )器(qì(👰) )声、猫狗吵闹声(shēng )……声声入耳(👌)，令(lì(🍱)ng )他无法(🤓)继续(〽)沉浸在梦中。起床后(hòu )，后院又有一(🚜)大(dà(🦏) )堆的(📃)打(💨)扫工(📓)作等(děng )着(zhe )他。当然还要(yào )应(yīng )付左(🌟)邻右(🔝)舍的(🚺)殷(yīn )勤(🎢)问询，强作欢(huān )颜(yán )。前面的(🎌)工作(🔽)还(🎯)没忙(🕣)完，他(🚀)还(hái )得(dé )开着车带儿子(zǐ )去(qù )游(🐻)乐场(🔤)。 The Las Vegas visit of singer Linda Rollins and her shady businessman husband leads to murder, and the cop on the case is Linda's old flame. 威远镖(🏩)(biāo )局(🧟)(jú )老镖师招天保(bǎo )见(jiàn )侄女翠珍(🥩)和小(🎀)玉丧母(🏢),命女(🎯)儿翠英(yīng )前往接来同住(zhù ).三(sān )女(💩)途经(📋)飞云浦(🅾),天(tiā(🏷)n )保(bǎo )的徒儿亦押镖(biāo )路(lù )经该地(🕸).托镖(🥥)的行(🐶)商(🤣)方达(🕊)虑天保此(cǐ )行(háng )有失,暗自相随(suí(🤯) )保护(🚽).原来(🚳)方达同(tóng )父(fù )异母之弟方彪(biāo )伙(👜)(huǒ )同(🍯)李龙,赵(🎭)虎在(😯)飞(fēi )云浦开设黑店,多(duō )行(háng )不义(🧞),以致(🕠)兄弟反(🈲)目.天(🥕)保的徒儿果(guǒ )然被劫,而方彪(biāo ),李(🏧)(lǐ )龙(🚣)更欲对(🌆)来店(🎥)投(tóu )宿(xiǔ )的翠英,翠珍图(tú )谋(móu )不(🦖)轨.方(🚥)达拔刀(🐅)相助(🍚),混战中和翠英(yīng )杀出重围,而翠(cuì(💯) )珍(zhē(🤼)n )和小(🚵)玉却被(📀)掳.天(tiān )保(bǎo )得讯后驰抵飞(🐈)(fēi )云(yú(🎇)n )浦,在(📂)黑店(📟)与赵虎冲突,更相约比武(wǔ ).天(tiān )保(❓)带醉(👌)应战,为(⚪)(wéi )赵(💝)虎所乘而受伤(shāng ).方(fāng )达前往慰问(🖼),不(bú(💴) )料(liào )天(🅾)保父(🧡)女误信方(fāng )彪,以为方达劫镖(biāo )主(🔎)(zhǔ )谋(🧕).方达不(🎞)愿揭(⛑)发兄弟恶行,但为证(zhèng )清白,要求方(👊)彪(biā(🏮)o )交(jiāo )出(👓)翠珍(🚹)和小玉.方(fāng )彪(biāo )设计杀方达不(bú(😱) )果(guǒ(🈷) ),迫其(👯)父交出(😷)财物,欲远走高飞,却伤(shāng )及(🎦)父亲.方(✉)达以(🖤)(yǐ )弟(🎱)(dì )大逆不道,遂揭出(chū )真(zhēn )相,与众(🐌)人合(🕖)力(lì )除(📛)(chú )去(👙)李龙,赵虎,方彪亦坠崖而死.翠英(yī(🤡)ng )后(hò(🖕)u )和方达(😣)结成(🏮)眷(juàn )属. 洋行打字員陳(chén )有(yǒu )慶, 學(📘)店教(🍓)員陳(ché(🔺)n )強(qiá(🏉)ng )是同居一戶的單(dān )身房客, 他們的(🍠)房(fá(🌄)ng )間(jiān )隻(🦓)隔一(🥨)塊牆板, 但二人卻互相瞧不(bú )起對(🚦)方, 終(🐯)日吵(💞)(chǎo )架(jià(🍍) )不絕, 在新搬來的(de )女(nǚ )教員(💺)華宛倩(💞)眼(yǎ(📨)n )裡(lǐ(🏷) ), 他們隔板如隔山. 原來有慶的母親(🔩)(qīn )和(🎣)患病的(🐮)妹妹(⏲)(mèi )還(hái )需要他的照顧; 早(zǎo )年(nián )喪(🈴)妻的(🥃)陳強育(🥉)(yù )有(🤔)(yǒu )女兒小玲, 寄居在弟弟家中. 宛倩(🐥)幫(bā(⛴)ng )助(zhù )失(🤙)學多(😱)時的小(xiǎo )玲入學, 竟惹來暗(àn )戀(lià(🌳)n )她的(🎿)有慶妒(🙀)忌(jì(🤣) ). 宛(wǎn )倩從中勸喻, 讓他(tā )們明白隻(🛸)是因(👙)為(wé(❇)i )生(shēng )活(🛳)迫人, 纔使他們彼此不了解(😮), 結果(guǒ(🎲) )誤會(🤚)消除(🍥), 二人(rén )握(wò )手言和. 此時, 有慶(qìng )工(🤤)(gōng )作(😼)的洋行(💜)突然(🚦)(rán )倒(dǎo )閉, 而陳強亦因為不屑學店(🍼)歪風(🤮)而(ér )離(🐇)職. 有(🙈)慶雖然(rán )自(zì )身難保, 但他還是(shì(🗣) )把(bǎ(🐉) )心愛的(🏩)收音(🔛)機(jī )典(diǎn )當, 幫助陳強解決經濟困(📑)難. 在(🏣)宛倩(qià(💎)n )搬(bā(🥜)n )離之際, 有慶拆(chāi )下了隔在他們之(🧑)(zhī )間(🥜)(jiān )的(🦌)牆板, 像(📧)征兩(liǎng )人(rén )友誼無隔. Totò, one of Italy's all-time great comedians, stars as a Neopolitan petty criminal named Don Felice, who pretends to be a Turkish eunuch. Felice is a fraudster and a womaniser who escaped from a Naples prison with his cell-mate, a pick-pocket named Faina (Aldo Giuffrè(🐄)). The duo, now on the run, rob a foreigner who turns out to be a Turkish eunuch sent by the government to the house of Don Pasquale (Carlo Campanini), a wealthy and jealous Sorrento merchant, to guard his attractive wife Giulietta (Isa Barzizza) and his daughter Listetta (Primarosa Battistella) in exchange for the votes of his local constituents. Don Felice assumes the identity of the eunuch which provides much of the film's comedy.