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微电影(yǐng )《禾雀花开(kāi )》由(yóu )清溪(xī )镇人民政(⛄)府和东(dōng )莞(🌄)广(🕥)播电视(shì )台(🚔)联(😡)合(😫)出品，该(gā(🈚)i )微电(diàn )影10月17日在东莞首(shǒu )映，并随(🚙)后(hòu )上线全(⏱)国(🍘)(guó )各大视频(🤠)网(🚦)(wǎng )站。《禾雀(què )花开(kāi )》讲述清溪麒麟文化(huà )传承(👠)人和非(fē(👬)i )遗(🚞)考(🍔)察团女(nǚ )成(🌒)员(😑)(yuán )之间(jiān )的一(yī )段浪漫爱情(qíng )，展现了清(qī(🆑)ng )溪以禾雀花(🚫)为(🍫)代(🏞)表的(de )优越(🙊)自(🗯)然(🌡)环境和(hé )以麒麟舞为(wéi )代表的客(kè )家传统(🙌)文化(huà )。作品(💍)唯(🖍)美(měi )地展(zhǎ(🐠)n )现(🆘)了(🤟)(le )清溪的生(🔌)态之美(měi )和浓厚的客(kè )家人文底(🌟)蕴。 靠(kào )近东(⏺)(dō(⏬)ng )京都的某个(😪)小(🏄)城(chéng )市，狂躁的(de )台风即将(jiāng )莅临于此。市中一所(🎧)中(zhōng )学，少(👂)年(📭)们(📦)向青年转变(🥨)，同(❗)时感受到(dào )来自身心的(de )巨大(dà )变化(huà )和情(🙃)(qíng )欲的强烈(✝)冲(🎲)(chō(📢)ng )击。 一对兄(⏬)(xiō(🌡)ng )妹(🗽)一起生活，维持着(zhe )病态的亲密关系(xì )，暗示着(👲)彼(bǐ )此间有(🌨)乱(💸)(luàn )伦。不仅如(🥣)(rú(⏲) )此(📴)，这对兄(xiō(👅)ng )妹还(hái )涉足(zú )其他更疯狂、令(lì(📎)ng )人作呕的事(📱)(shì(📈) )情，包括将活(🧟)生(😵)(shēng )生的(de )小狗身上的肉割(gē )下来喂给自(zì )家的(🌬)宠物(wù )狮(🆙)子(🐙)狗(🏰)…… 比尔（(🎮)尼(🔣)古拉斯(sī )·凯奇 Nicolas Cage 饰），阿尔文(wén )（达纳·卡(📐)(kǎ )维 Dana Carvey 饰）和(🛴)戴(😘)(dà(🆖)i )夫（乔恩(✋)(ē(😾)n )·(😢)拉(lā )威茨 Jon Lovitz 饰）是(shì )三个情谊深(shēn )厚的好友(⛸)，阿尔文偷(tō(👵)u )窃(📙)成癖，戴夫的(🦃)(de )聪(😻)明(❄)才智刚(gā(🐹)ng )好可以帮(bāng )他满足自己(jǐ )的癖好(🕹)，尽(jìn )管比(bǐ(👹) )尔(👤)内(nèi )心善良(❔)，但(🔊)耳根(gēn )软的他总是(shì )经受不住两个朋(péng )友的(❣)(de )诱惑，登上(😺)贼(💮)船(🍚)(chuán )。 Alice（杨千嬅(🤔)(huà(😣) ) 饰）虽然(rán )其貌不扬，但是心地善良，家中四(📰)代都是开设(🚩)跌(🍈)(diē(🎧) )打馆，身为(💛)(wé(🍱)i )记(😚)者的她也(yě )精通(tōng )中医(yī )术。因为她效力(lì(🦇) )的杂志《淑(shū(🚤) )女(🌴)》，被《绅士》杂(zá(🎱) )志(🤐)收(🚞)购了，继而(🎱)(ér )她认识了该(gāi )杂志的副(fù )主编(⏩)Ryan（古天(tiān )乐(🚩) 饰(👥)）。Ryan看(kàn )上去(📯)(qù(🛐) )英俊(jun4 )潇洒，但实际上(shàng )身体虚弱。两人刚开始有(🔌)些(xiē )误会(✅)(huì(🌋) )，当(😚)误会冰释后(🎲)(hò(🤥)u )两人成为了(le )朋友。Alice也(yě )暗暗喜欢上(shàng )了Ryan，毫不(❤)知情的(de )Ryan告诉(🧠)Alice自(🦋)己(📺)对名作家(⏬)Michelle（(🌠)陈(🥎)慧珊 饰）一见钟情。身为(wéi )Michelle忠实(shí )读者(zhě )的(🚶)Alice开始帮助(zhù(😤) )Ryan追(📍)求梦中情(qí(🙉)ng )人(🧞)，而(🚕)Alice只好默默(📔)守在(zài )Rayn的身边…… 63岁的(de )加斯帕德(㊙)是(shì )个知名(🤜)电(🖊)(diàn )视制片人(📸)。他(👑)一直坚持(chí )忽视(shì )种种(zhǒng )变老的迹象。老(lǎo )休(🕝)伯特打搅(👴)(jiǎ(🚀)o )了(📝)他儿子的安(🚗)排(⛲)(pái )。这(zhè )一两人组由于扎(zhā )娜的到来变(biàn )成(🍥)了三人(rén )组(🥂)。而(😡)父(👞)子(zǐ ) 小兔(🔴)子(⬜)拔(🦈)萝卜时(shí )，遇到一个好大好大(dà )的萝卜，怎(zě(🧓)n )么拔都拔不(😃)(bú(😴) )出来(lái )。猴(hó(💍)u )子(🈶)看(🦉)见了，跳下(🔥)(xià )树帮它的忙(máng )，可是它俩的力气(🍅)合(hé )在一起(🚍)也(🖤)还是太(tài )小(🎰)，大(🖌)萝卜(bo )纹丝不动(dòng )。蜗牛爬过(guò )来凑热闹，猴子(zǐ(🍿) )和小兔子(🀄)都(🐉)嫌(🔭)它爱手(shǒu )碍(🔃)脚(🌬)想赶它(tā )走。猴子摇醒了(le )懒猪(zhū )，无(wú )奈，它仨(⚓)使(shǐ )出吃奶(⛴)的(🐄)劲(🚇)(jìn )也还是(🐫)斗(🏢)不(📆)过大萝卜(bo )。狗熊现身问明(míng )情况，叫大伙都靠(🕧)边(biān )站，哪知(🎑)道(🤪)(dào )它竟然拔(🏺)晕(🎂)(yū(🔉)n )了过(guò )去。 The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended. 真琴（桑野美雪(xuě ) 饰）是个叛(pà(💟)n )逆的女高中(🍳)生(😎)，一次(cì )搭便(✖)车(🌞)时她险被(bèi )车主非礼，幸好被路(lù )过的藤井清(🍜)(qīng )（川津祐(🚄)介(🙂)(jiè ) 饰）救下(🐾)。次(🎳)日二人再次(cì )相遇，相约(yuē )到水边游玩，然(rá(🗣)n )而阿(ā )清却(🏘)(què(🔕) )粗(🕑)暴对待真(zhē(🍄)n )琴(😣)并企图强(qiáng )暴她。事后真琴并没(méi )有迁怒于(♈)阿清，还给他(💩)留(😮)下了联系方(🚲)(fā(🌾)ng )式(⬛)。