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The alcoholic owners of Dreamytime Escorts are approached by hit-man Mr Jolly,to 'take out' radio quiz host Nicholas Parsons. Parsons is due to open an off-licence owned by Heimie Henderson but Henderson has fallen foul of gangster Lovebucket who hopes to stop the opening by killing the star. The two escorts misinterpret the instruction to kill Mr Parsons and,instead,take him out for a night of drinking,using the blood money they were given. Next day,having failed in their task, they are forced to admit their mistake to Mr Jolly. Written by don @ minifie-1 Eddie Monsoon is a South African entertainer who,following the failure of several pilot shows for TV in his homeland,faked his suicide,went to Brazil and then to England where he attracted notoriety with his explicit sex farces on the stage and shocking TV shows which even Channel 4 banned. Now he is in rehab at Les Incurables for the seventeenth time,a drug and alcohol addict wanted on two continents for sex crimes. In exchange for money he tells interviewer Tony Bilbow his story - before mysteriously disappearing. Written by don @ minifie-1 格(💗)(gé(💺) )雷(🥟)瓜尔是当(👥)地一名受人(rén )尊(zūn )敬的药剂(🦇)师(🍍)(shī(🧝) )，无意间犯(💞)下命案，因(yīn )为(wéi )没有(🗾)目击者(zhě(🎃) )，他(🎚)迅速逃离现场。很快(kuài )一名在农(🚒)场(chǎng )帮(bā(❌)ng )工(🌈)的阿拉伯人被当做嫌(xián )疑犯获(🈳)捕(㊗)入(rù )狱(🎩)(yù(📭) )。60年代，法(fǎ )国的边远小(xiǎo )镇，阿尔(🎽)及(🔱)(jí )利(lì )亚(🚿)战争刚刚(gāng )熄火，阿拉伯人成了(👳)替(📀)(tì(🎵) )罪(zuì )羊(🔅)的(💃)最佳(jiā )人(rén )选。讽刺的(de )是，被叫(🐈)去(🏫)(qù(🔞) )担任陪审(🏢)团(tuán )成(chéng )员的男人事(shì )实上(🥟)就(🏴)是(💌)犯罪者，受(🥗)审(shěn )的(de )卻是无辜的(de )人(🛺)。 河水中散(🐅)发(🔢)的恶臭(chòu )，让一起连续(xù )剖(pōu )杀(💞)孕妇案进(🚒)入(🚜)了公众视(shì )野……接连(lián )两(liǎ(🗄)ng )名(🍮)警探的(🔵)妻(🐦)子死于这个(gè )变态凶徒之(zhī )手(🛠)(shǒ(👉)u )，而两名警(🧗)(jǐ(🤺)ng )探一死一失(shī )踪。与两名(míng )出(🌮)(chū(🐬) )事(🍠)警探同(😷)一(🌮)(yī )组的谢夫（钱小豪 饰）、(🐢)国(📞)华(💼)（何(hé )华(➖)(huá )超 饰）以及(jí )杜哥（刘永(❣)(yǒ(🎙)ng ) 饰(🛬)）高度紧(🚎)(jǐn )张(zhāng )此事。不久(jiǔ )，谢(🔗)夫在公路(📗)设(🎴)置路障(zhàng )捉(zhuō )获嫌疑人陈(chén )杰(📲)（麦浚龙(💤) 饰(🏢)）。原来(lái )，陈杰本是一(yī )名(míng )卖(🎈)包(😑)子青年(🕊)，他(🤛)暗恋弱(ruò )智少女阿颖(yǐng )（苍井(🍤)空(🔓) 饰）已久(🖕)，在(🍤)阿(ā )颖婆婆过世(shì )后(hòu )，陈杰(💄)将(🎁)阿(🎑)(ā )颖从(🚂)看(😳)护院带出游玩，当(dāng )夜两人寄(🚑)住(🏤)(zhù(👝) )于一妓女(➰)家中。岂料警(jǐng )察(chá )杜哥来访(fǎ(😱)ng )，误(👑)会阿颖也(🛸)(yě )是妓女，欲与之发生(😿)关(guān )系(xì(🚈) )，匆(🦐)匆赶回(huí )的陈杰将杜哥打伤，携(👓)(xié )阿(ā )颖(🥅)报(🔤)警，返(fǎn )回警局的杜哥令四位同(💋)事(✏)(shì )配合(👎)，强(📠)奸(jiān )了(le )阿颖并诬陷陈杰入狱…(😜)…(🦊) 某天，一(yī(👅) )群(🤼)(qún )来自Picto星球的外星人莅临(lí(🖊)n )地(🚮)球(🏝)，他们(men )心(🛬)(xī(🌾)n )怀叵测，发(fā )誓要将所有的地(🐴)球(☔)人(🛃)变(biàn )成(ché(🤸)ng )野篦坊（日(rì )本民间传说中没(💒)有(💋)五官(guān )通(👞)(tōng )体白色的(de )妖(yāo )怪）(🐘)，进而(ér )吞(🐻)并(🖋)全银河系最为落后(hòu )的(de )地球。危(🦕)机(jī )当前(💒)，美(💛)国（小西克幸(xìng ) 配(pèi )音）、英(💌)国(🥩)(guó )（杉(🍔)山(⛺)纪彰 配音）、法国(guó )（小野坂(📺)昌(🏉)(chāng )也(yě ) 配(🐴)音(🚥)）、俄罗斯（高户(hù )靖广 配(🔬)音(🦕)）(🙇)、德国(👥)（(👹)安元洋贵 配音）、意大利（(📻)浪(🅱)(là(🎣)ng )川大辅 配(👄)音(yīn )）等曾经势不两立的大(dà(🆎) )国(👐)(guó )放下芥(👶)蒂，虽然争吵不断，但还(🍶)是(shì )决心(🤳)和(🍅)外星(xīng )入(rù )侵者决一死(sǐ )战。各(🧘)国派出自(🗞)己(😰)最高(gāo )精(jīng )尖的武器和(hé )军队(🐚)，可(⏭)是全部被(🐈)Picto星人(rén )白(bái )化。形势愈(yù )演愈烈(📧)，各(🎑)国只好深(📇)入(💸)虎(hǔ )穴，闯入对(duì )方(fāng )的飞碟(🌗)母(⛵)舰(🤟)中…… Spudmonkey is a contemporary comedy about a pizza delivery boy who achieves his dream of drumming in a successful rock band only to be replaced by computerized drums. 剧(🙌)情(qíng )简介： 以天(tiān )真(zhēn )的儿(🍟)童(🐬)眼(👢)光，对比成(🕺)年(nián )人压抑的行(háng )为(wéi )脱序，进(🥡)而(🖖)(ér )反映越南传统家庭社会(huì )存(👌)(cún )在的问(🐅)题(🔵)(tí );想(xiǎng )像大小只的金鱼活在一(🤥)(yī )个小小(🏆)的(🌧)鱼(yú )缸(gāng )当中，由於(yú )生活的 空(🈺)间(🏄)被局限，以(🤤)(yǐ )至(zhì )於不能查觉(jiào )自己的欲(🤯)望(😏)被压抑的(🤔)状(📭)(zhuàng )态(tài )。剧情内容(róng )便隐喻着(🚝)越(🌉)南(🥕)社会的框(🍥)限(xiàn )，用一个全(quán )知(zhī )的角度(⛰)观(🦃)看(📅)家中各成(🛺)员(yuán )角色的行为(wéi )。欲望充斥在(🥅)生(🔛)活的每个(gè ) 小细节当中(zhōng )，或多(🐬)或少的(de )影(👿)响(😝)着我们，有时候驱(qū )使(shǐ )着进而(🕧)行(háng )动(dò(💨)ng )，但(🍀)有时候也有可能必(bì )须付出代(🍞)价(🌓)(jià )。“红苹果(🌾)的(de )欲望”虽遭越南政府审(shěn )查(chá(⏺) )修(🏨)剪后才允(👂)(yǔ(😊)n )播，上映后却获得 观众(zhòng )高(gā(🎬)o )度(🍛)共(🅿)鸣。可(kě )以(✳)见得此片对社会与人性(xìng )细(💯)腻(🥉)的(👲)刻划(huá )。 位(🕓)于关西的某个平凡小(xiǎo )镇，居住(👸)着(🔊)(zhe )一(yī )对相依为命、宛如密友(yǒ(🕗)u )般的母女(😇)。母(🌐)(mǔ )亲森井阳子(zǐ )（大竹しのぶ(🔋) 饰）是某(🐞)(mǒ(🥚)u )个(gè )诊所的护(hù )士(shì )，丈夫在女(❤)儿(📪)降生前意(🌭)(yì )外身亡，她(tā )独(dú )自拉扯女儿(👠)(é(🐿)r )长大；女(🚆)儿(📃)月子（宮崎(qí )あおい 饰）乖(🤛)(guā(🕝)i )巧(🚬)伶俐，原本(🎷)是一家公(gōng )司(sī )的职员，却(què(🎼) )因(🌏)遭(📡)到同僚男(🕰)性的粗暴对(duì )待而患上外(wài )出(📫)(chū(🎇) )恐惧症，从此宅在家中(zhōng )长达1年(🌦)时间(jiān )。某(🕙)个(🔯)大雨瓢泼的夜晚，酒醉的阳子(zǐ(🛡) )带(dài )着一(🏏)个(🍵)衣着(zhe )轻浮庸俗、染着黄毛的(de )男(🍭)(ná(👕)n )子回家。更(👌)(gèng )令月子难以接受的是，阳子竟(🛴)然(😆)宣(xuān )称(chē(👴)ng )要(🐥)和这个名(míng )叫服部研二（桐(🙋)谷(⏰)健(🍋)太(tài ) 饰(shì(🍍) )）的30男子结(jié )婚！森井家似乎(🏀)就(🐉)此(🤥)陷(xiàn )入(rù(😿) )混乱，而在(zài )这一过程中，月子也(👶)发(🦁)现(xiàn )了母亲隐藏(cáng )许(xǔ )久的秘(🔖)密…… 1972～(💫)1979年(🌄)にわたって刊行(háng )されたマー(🕋)ベル社の(💠)ア(💰)メリカンコミック「Tomb of Dracula（仮題(tí(🐀) )「(✖)ドラキュ(🏬)ラの墓」）」を原作とする、(🚶)TVス(📣)ペシャル(🎞)形(🦑)式の怪奇ヒーローアニメ。