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A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick. 两对(🚥)情侣(🙂)——(🛀)迈(mài )特（Leigh Whannell 饰(🏛)）和(🔓)尼娜(⚾)（Mirrah Foulkes 饰(🚶)）、(📐)杰(jié(👖) )克(kè(🐛) )（Nathan Phillips 饰(😖)）和(💥)丽贝(🐯)卡（(🦄)Melanie Vallejo 饰）(🐦)结(jié(😗) )伴(bà(🎍)n )来到(⏳)澳大(🕡)利亚(🐬)的塔斯马尼(🔍)(ní )亚(🤨)(yà )岛(🍇)。这里在18世纪到19世纪间，曾(céng )是大英帝国用来流放犯人(rén )的(de )小岛，岛上条件恶劣，难(nán )以(yǐ )逃脱，除了一个名叫亚历山(shān )大(dà )•皮尔斯（Peter Docker 饰）的爱尔兰(lán )男(nán )人。 其实(🚀)死神(🏬)无权(🗺)判定(👹)人(ré(✨)n )的(de )生(🕛)死，也不能随意杀(⏪)人。死(💛)(sǐ )神(🌅)可以(🐔)预见(🧀)他人(🔪)的死(🎦)亡，但(📱)(dàn )不(🏔)(bú )可(💙)以干(🍙)涉。死(😑)神唯(👔)一的(🗽)使(shǐ(🛹) )命(mì(📄)ng )，就是确保这些人(💉)按时(💙)死(sǐ )去(qù )。但若死神改变了名册之外(wài )的(de )生或死，那么他们也会死(sǐ )。3C（钟镇涛 饰）就是一个按(àn )部(bù )就班工作的死神，每日在自(zì )己辖区内送人去另一个世界(jiè(🏬) )，爱吃(💌)橘子(㊗)的3C结(🔵)识了(😈)研究(🤽)新(xīn )农(nóng )业系统(🚆)的横(🌮)沙（(🅰)甘薇(🙈) 饰）(🧥)，后者(🈸)顶替(🛄)每周(🤼)给3C送(🔔)桔子(🗝)的奶(🔮)(nǎi )奶(🐯)(nǎi )，并(⏰)为奶(⛪)奶的(🔔)健康(🔭)状况所(suǒ )忧(yōu )虑(🚱)。3C为横(🔻)沙的开朗活泼感(gǎn )染(rǎn )，定期在农场与其相会，某(mǒu )日(rì )一个神秘算命人（谢君豪(háo ) 饰(shì )）指出3C将陷入爱情无法自(zì )拔(bá )，此时的3C，因为与横沙的关(guān )系促使自己(🌌)死神(🌆)的生(🧣)活渐(🌼)渐(jià(📗)n )起(qǐ(💃) )了变化…… A young man must face the challenge of his life by battling against an evil who is out to eliminate all of his enemies. Surjit finds out that his sister is in love with Manjit Singh, the younger brother of Thakur Gajendra Singh. When his sister gets pregnant, Surjit goes to Thakur's house in order to get Manjit to marry his sister. The Thakur humiliates him, making him, a vegetarian, eat dog-food, and beg on his knees. Surjit does so, and is told to go home and make wedding preparations. The next day, Thakur visits Surjit and kills him and his wife in broad daylight. Surjit's last dying wish is that his two sons, Raju and Kishan, must get married to Thakur's two daughters, Megha and Preeti, and they must have the Thakur come begging to their doorstep for this marriage alliance. Surjit's sister agrees to this, and accordingly brings up the two children. Unfortunately, Raju decides to move away, leaving her alone to bring up Kishan. Years later, they are re-united when Raju returns home, and they join together to fulfill Surjit's last wish. What they do not know is Megha and Preeti are to be married to ... 影片(😜)描述(💾)男孩(🛢)(hái )石(🌼)(shí )头(🎥)和他(⏲)的好(🔈)朋友(✂)毛弟(🛃)，两(liǎ(⭐)ng )人(ré(🚜)n )从九(💡)岁到(📺)三十(💞)七岁(👯)的成(🚀)长过(guò )程(chéng )，全片(😖)分为(😱)四个阶段，透(tòu )过(guò )石头的观点来看四个女人(rén )，包括父亲因和大陆通信及看(kàn )禁(jìn )书而曾被关过的可怜女生(shēng )林(lín )老荷；出生官宦世家的忧(yōu )郁(yù )女孩黄文(🚵)仪；(🦉)终生(🤖)梦想(🎠)到美(✂)(měi )国(🍼)的蓝眼膏；以及(📲)新潮(🦀)开放(🗓)(fàng )的(🤧)(de )红衣(♏)少女(🐻)桑妮(♟)，这个(😫)女人(⛺)(rén )的(🍭)(de )不幸(💨)遭遇(😝)，反映(🕶)四段(🕙)社会(🔇)(huì )的(🔒)(de )面貌。 Marc and Jessica, a couple who has just commited a robbery, travels in a car through the countryside when they run out of gas. Therefore they have to stop in a small village... 影片讲述上(😘)世纪(🗣)60年代(🐗)(dài )西(xī )方性解放运动来临之前，受(shòu )过良好教育且深爱对方的(de )两(liǎng )位年轻人在面对新婚初夜时(shí )，因担忧和恐惧而产生误解(jiě )，最终分道扬镳、终身不再(zà(🔄)i )来(lá(🗝)i )往的(🥊)故事(👪)。