阿(🎱)(ā )秋（黄秋(🤥)生 饰(👹)）曾经(👘)是一(🈶)名训练(🤭)有素(🤷)的警察(🧤)，如今(🕋)，已经(jī(🌁)ng )退休(🐘)的他(tā )当起(🌲)(qǐ )了出租车(🛣)(chē )司机(jī )，和(🏔)(hé )儿(🤮)子(zǐ )东(🔌)东过(👞)着相依(🔁)为命(🏢)的生活(🔙)，尽管(🌡)辛苦，但(🍗)充满了(le )温情与快乐。某日(rì )，阿秋的(de )前妻(qī )突然(rán )出现(xiàn )在了他的面前(qián )，此时的她已经成为了黑社会大佬赵中(🕳)天（龙方(fā(🤸)ng ) 饰）的妻子(🏟)，她此(cǐ )行只(💝)(zhī )有一(yī )个(🥡)目(mù(🚂) )的，那就(🌫)(jiù )是(🚚)将东东(📽)从阿(🌧)秋的身(➖)边夺(😯)走。
密西(📗)西比(😍)洲的黑人(ré(🌠)n )人权(quán )斗争(⛎)，用(yòng )非暴(bà(🌮)o )力的(🏷)方法(fǎ(🚷) )重新(🐰)(xīn )赢得(🤞)(dé )尊(🎄)严(yán )。
朱(🍀)丽叶(🍝)是研究(🎎)基因学的博士，她和同事罗素即(jí )将成婚，在婚(hūn )前他(tā )们决定带(dài )着朱(zhū )丽叶(yè )的两(liǎng )个儿子麦克斯(sī )和托(💣)马斯到海边(🍖)度假，但罗素(👥)希望照料好(🙃)他们培(péi )养(🍧)的(de )基(😋)因蔬菜(🌘)(cài )，因(🥟)(yīn )此朱(🍸)(zhū )丽(👧)叶(yè )带(💎)着孩(🍇)子(zǐ )先(⛰)行(há(💑)ng )一步。
泰勒因(🈯)罪被法官判(👠)决徒刑期间(🥓)，惊闻(🗨)女儿(é(🛣)r )惨遭(🤩)(zāo )毒手(🗂)！遂(suí(🆎) )趁机(jī(🈷) )脱逃(👖)(táo )，决(jué(😘) )心亲(qīn )自追(zhuī )捕凶(xiōng )手以报杀女之仇。循线追查的泰勒一心想逼凶手(shǒu )与他来一场正(zhèng )面对(duì )决，不料(liào )却一(🏴)(yī )步步(bù )踏(🤾)入(rù )凶手设(👭)下的圈(quān )套(🌵)
露比在中央(📯)公园(🚘)碰到从(🍻)爱奥(😉)华州来(⌚)的森(♿)，她原(yuá(🚙)n )以为(💜)(wéi )今生(🍿)再找(🍟)(zhǎo )不到(dào )合(🌒)意(yì )男子(zǐ(🐢) )，却临到(dào )世(📿)纪(jì(🛑) )末才真(🆗)正堕(❗)入爱河(🤤)，可也(🤒)同时备(🛀)受困(🥡)扰。这个(📴)既(jì(🦏) )怕小(xiǎo )狗，臂上(shàng )又纹(wén )上条(tiáo )码编(biān )号的(de )男子(zǐ )，说(shuō )自己是公元2470年纽约的时光旅客。他是认真的，还(hái )是(💟)神经不正常(🎟)(cháng )？剧(jù )本(🏂)著眼于(yú )露(📉)比(bǐ )对这(zhè(💢) )男人(rén )的逐(👂)步发(👗)掘：他(😿)的问(😓)题越严(🧀)重，她(🔒)越觉得(🆕)自己(❓)的感情有用(📼)武之(zhī )地。
【(👧)訂做一(yī )個(🛒)我(wǒ )】（The Other Me）(🈚)是(shì(⭕) )迪士尼(🐚)所(suǒ(👢) )推出(chū(👂) )的一(😻)部ＴＶ(🕯)電影(👭)，本片是在２０００年於迪士尼(ní )頻道(dào )首映。
阿(ā )克将(jiāng )计划(huá )告诉(sù )了五(wǔ )兄弟(dì )之后(hòu )，六人一起打(📵)劫香港第一(🧠)首富‘王人(🌘)杰’。香港(gǎ(🦆)ng )警方得知即(🎃)电(diàn )中国(guó(🗼) )公安(🕤)处，得中(🤯)(zhōng )方(👮)同(tóng )意(🎁)便(bià(♒)n )开始合(😆)作将(🚿)匪(fěi )徒捉获(⛸)。香港派出警(🥞)司陈重基与(🥒)女飞虎队长(🔷)杨丽(⏫)(lì )二人(✨)(rén )来(🎏)至中国(👭)(guó )与(🛰)公(gōng )安(🌊)会(huì(🌲) )合，中国公安(ān )处派(pài )出了一支持勤队还由女队长吴丽云亲自带队展开(kāi )揖捕(bǔ )工作……
乔治(zhì )亚除(chú(❗) )了是(shì )美国(💋)(guó )著名(míng )大(🍮)学(xué )的东方(🛷)研究系教授(😺)，还有一个秘(🌌)密的(🏉)身份—(🍼)—总(🤙)(zǒng )统特(〽)工，他(🚠)暗(àn )地(🧚)里(lǐ(👣) )替总统执(zhí(🚻) )行最(zuì )敏感(🥙)(gǎn )及危(wēi )险(😩)的任务。他需(⛄)要寻(🌬)找和培(🌟)养一(📕)个年轻(🕒)人作(👎)为自己(🔓)的助(🤝)手和接(jiē )班人(rén )。正在此(cǐ )时，第一(yī )夫人(rén )被一伙神秘的(de )恐怖分子绑架。乔治亚和新晋助手迪克、女儿奎(🏚)(kuí )恩一(yī )起(😢)完成了(le )营救(❣)(jiù )和抓(zhuā )捕(🎷)的(de )任务(wù )。
You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10