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Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher. 本片(piàn )根据真实(✳)(shí )故(🚏)事改编。 寒假(🦂)里，直(🔬)(zhí )子（岸本(běn )加(👔)世子(🤗)饰）和女儿藻(zǎo )奈美（(😟)広(guǎng )末涼子饰）(👪)去外(⭕)地探(tàn )望(wà(🐧)ng )外公(🔀)途中(🖍)，长途客运(yù(🔘)n )车发(➰)生意(yì )外坠入山(🍛)崖，直子不(bú )幸(xìng )死去，藻(zǎo )奈(🛷)美奇迹般(bān )地得(🌯)救。醒(🥍)来的藻奈美(👒)对着(🖲)父(fù )亲(qīn )（小林(⌛)薰(xū(🤘)n )饰）却直呼其名(👞)，说(shuō )自己是直(zhí )子。 A group of Irish college students are about to leave for the United States, where they've landed summer jobs in Long Island. Working hard in the day and playing even harder at night, they relish the opportunity to enjoy adult life far from the eyes of their families. This will be a summer to remember for the rest of their lives. 1955年前(🧕)的(de )几(👳)年里，当(dāng )摇滚乐(🤚)还没(🤽)能跻身于(yú(➰) )美国(🦎)主流(liú )音乐的时(💪)候，艾(🖤)伦是(shì )俄(é )亥俄州克(kè(👂) )里夫兰W.G.B.C电台(tái )的(👑)一名(🚹)唱(chàng )片播放(📓)师(shī(🚃) )。和所(🕹)有的(de )职员一(⏫)样，艾(😍)伦非常热爱自己(👧)的(de )工作。一(yī )天，艾伦把自己无(🎏)意(yì )间(jiān )听到的(🔂)一(yī(⤴) )曲蓝调音乐(😒)(lè )带(🤔)进了电(diàn )台，并在(😎)“午夜(💕)十分(fèn )”栏目中播(😟)(bō )放这种在当时颇具争(🎈)(zhēng )议(⛔)性的音(yīn )乐。因为(🦓)在(zà(🌀)i )当时，蓝(lán )调(📓)(diào )音(🥙)乐只在那些不出(🆔)名(mí(🌲)ng )的电台播(bō )出，而上层的(😐)主流听(tīng )众(zhòng )是(😋)绝不(✉)收(shōu )听这些(💭)电台(🍭)(tái )的(🚭)节目的(de )。 很久(🎗)很(hě(🔀)n )久以前，发(fā )生了(🥛)一场可(kě )怕的地震。结果，原(yuá(🦈)n )本无忧无(wú )虑的(💏)猴子(📱)们不得不逃(⏳)(táo )往(🚼)(wǎng )安全地带(dài )。随(🔀)着时(🎦)间(jiān )的慢慢推(tuī(🍤) )移，加上无知和迷信(xìn )，猴(🔻)子渐(🧥)渐(jiàn )分成两群—(👺)—树(🚫)猴和(hé )地猴(🤱)。树(shù(☝) )猴卡姆一直(zhí )是(💀)妈妈(🖖)格(gé )外(wài )担心的那个儿(🎆)子，因(yīn )为他不像(🦆)(xiàng )哥(☔)哥一样老实(🐆)本分(🦑)，卡(kǎ(🏷) )姆活跃、大(🏸)胆，总(🥋)是(shì )做出一些(xiē(💃) )出乎意料(liào )的事来。在(zài )数猴(👱)的部落(luò )有一个(📻)传统(🏑)，就是要(yào )牢(🏗)牢地(🚽)抓(zhuā )住树枝，千万(📻)不能(🎊)掉(diào )到(dào )树下。因(🔨)(yīn )为在他们看(kàn )来，所有(🚤)(yǒu )的(😜)事物都是上面好(🚬)，下(xià(🚔) )面坏，传(chuán )说(🏆)树下(🤯)的世界充满魔(mó(💂) )鬼，一(⏰)旦(dàn )掉下去就会(huì )万劫(🧤)不复(fù )。 新年前夕(🐆)，派特(🖇)森与(yǔ )心爱(🏨)的小(🚞)(xiǎo )猫(📙)芬达斯在一(🛷)个晴(🌷)朗(lǎng )的(de )日子里来(🥣)(lái )到湖边钓鱼(yú )。派特森(sēn )在(⬜)湖上驾(jià )着他新(🚀)发明(🧟)(míng )的平底帆(😐)船(chuá(➖)n )，而火箭猫 - 芬达斯(⛑)也(yě(🌎) )在冰湖上(shàng )玩的(🤪)不亦乐乎，两人(rén )完(wán )全(🚣)忘了(🌟)古(gǔ )塔生曾提醒(❔)(xǐng )他(😭)们暴风(fēng )雪(🚲)要来(🏴)的警告； Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher. 55岁的(de )单(🦁)(dān )身(🤕)大叔赫(hè )尔默（杰罗恩(👖)·威廉(lián )姆斯 Jeroen Willems 饰(👭)）生(😻)活在荷兰(lá(🚁)n )偏远(🆙)的乡(📓)(xiāng )村(cūn )，与一(🤡)群牛(🛰)、几只绵(mián )羊和(🚆)两只(zhī )驴作伴。病入膏肓的(de )老(🌊)(lǎo )父住在楼(lóu )上(😷)的房(🥙)间，一直由赫(😥)(hè )尔(💣)默照(🌭)顾(gù )起居，父(✖)子(zǐ(🏾) )关系紧张而(ér )冷(😄)淡。邻居艾达和她(tā )的两(🕕)个儿(✋)(ér )子有时会造访(🔏)他，奶(🔑)(nǎi )厂(chǎng )的粗(🌫)壮司(📁)机也会定期(qī )的(💏)来收(📤)购(gòu )牛 奶（而且对他颇有(yǒu )好(hǎo )感），但(💷)(dàn )不(📦)善表达的赫(🏨)尔默(🔔)一(yī(🦉) )直安静的(de )生(🍘)活在(🔪)自己(jǐ )的世界。某(📨)(mǒu )天，一个和赫尔默去(qù )世的(🕴)弟弟(dì )同名的男(⚾)孩亨(🥓)克（马(mǎ )汀(⛲)(tīng )·(⏪)雷克(🐀)梅(méi )尔 Martijn Lakemeier 饰）(🗂)来到(🏫)(dào )农场做工(gōng )。赫(🔪)尔默为他重新粉(fěn )刷了房间(🥫)，长期凝滞的感情(⛰)也渐(😎)(jiàn )渐出现松(⏭)(sōng )动(🚏)。他开始意识到自(📣)(zì )己(🦁)(jǐ )一直渴望什么，与弥(mí )留的父亲(qīn )也终(🤙)于和(⬛)解...... 1994年十月，三(sān )个(🔔)电影(📓)学(xué )院的学(🆙)生—(⚓)—迈克（Michael C. Williams 饰），希(🎗)(xī )瑟（Heather Donahue 饰）和(hé )乔什（Joshua Leonard 饰(shì(🏞) )）前往马里兰州(♟)的布(💲)莱(lái )尔小镇(🐔)，拍摄(🎠)一部(🖍)关于女巫布(🤭)(bù )莱(💱)(lái )尔的纪录(lù )片(💧)，然而在(zài )拍摄过程(chéng )中三人(👧)全部失踪。人(rén )们(⏩)(men )在一(🚅)年以(yǐ )后，发(🐾)现了(🎀)他们留下(xià )的电(🥁)影胶(✔)(jiāo )片，记录了他们失踪(zōng )前(qián )发生的一切(😍)……(🥐)