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Jack Spade returns from the army in his old ghetto neighbourhood when his brother, June Bug, dies. Jack declares war on Mr. Big, powerful local crimelord. His army is led by John Slade, his childhood idol who used to fight bad guys in the 70s. Written by Dragan Antulov {dragan.antulov@altbbs.fido.hr} 近日(⛺)里，一位名为(🦓)千面(miàn )魔(mó )女的(🧖)女贼在市里(🈚)引发了轰(🚚)(hōng )动(dòng )，她的(🏧)神出鬼(🥢)没和无处(🎿)不在(zài )让(rà(🍭)ng )警方伤透了脑筋(🚭)。女探员(yuán )纪(🙀)(jì )瑛（金霏 饰）(😱)负责(🌭)前面女(🔍)(nǚ )贼(zéi )的(🏁)(de )案子，女记者(🐙)毛莉（(🐢)丁(dīng )红(hó(🤔)ng ) 饰(shì )）决定(🗜)献出一臂之力。她(🔡)(tā )化(huà )妆成(🤷)为千面魔女的样(😼)子，请(🦖)(qǐng )来同(🏘)行郁达（(👖)陈亮 饰）拍(🥐)(pāi )摄(shè )照(zhào )片，意(🖇)在引蛇出洞(👍)。哪知(zhī )道(dào )千面(🛒)魔女奇招尽(🍍)出，竟然(rá(🐃)n )化(huà )妆成为(🤑)了纪瑛(🤡)的样子，并(🚕)(bìng )且(qiě )顺(shù(🍦)n )利的盗走了珠宝(💚)，使得纪(jì )瑛(🚏)(yīng )遭到了警方的(⏮)通缉(🍸)。 A miscreant who commits a misdemeanor is sentenced to do community service in an old-folks home. 超人(ré(📨)n )警(jǐng )備隊(➕)的里美回到(🌄)故鄉，無(wú )意(yì )中(🐈)(zhōng )發現了一(💻)本描寫「大鐵(tiě(🍩) )人(rén )」秘密(💙)的書籍，多年前她爸(bà(🕵) )爸(bà )為(👨)了出版這(📍)本書被外星(💀)人(rén )所(suǒ )殺，今天(🖖) 里美再與寫(🥣)這本(běn )書(shū )的(de )叔(🤼)叔重逢。 A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick. 近日(🐄)里，一位(wè(🍔)i )名(míng )为千面(🧖)魔女的(⛹)女贼在市(🏥)里(lǐ )引(yǐn )发(🔂)了轰动，她的神出(🙎)鬼没(méi )和(hé(📽) )无(wú )处不在让警(🔵)方伤(🐈)透了脑(🏽)筋(jīn )。女探(📟)员纪瑛（金(❇)霏 饰）负(fù )责(zé(😛) )前面女贼的(🗂)案子，女记者(zhě )毛(📏)(máo )莉(lì )（丁(⛅)红 饰）决定献出一臂(🥀)(bì )之(zhī(🔵) )力。她化妆(📩)成为千面魔(🌶)女(nǚ )的(de )样子，请来(🍞)同行郁达（(🅱)陈(chén )亮(liàng ) 饰）拍(👫)摄照片，意在(🌛)引蛇(shé )出(🏖)(chū )洞(dòng )。哪知(📕)道千面(⛅)魔女奇招(😡)尽(jìn )出(chū )，竟(🏗)然化妆成为了纪(📻)瑛的(de )样(yàng )子(🐖)，并且顺利的盗走(⏭)了珠(😜)(zhū )宝(bǎ(🔥)o )，使得纪瑛(🥣)遭到了警方(🚰)的通(tōng )缉(jī )。 A scientific group set out on a journey into space to find a magical creature. What they find is a killer computer on the ship they chartered. In a Philadelphia convent, two nuns battle it out to be elected to the position of head abbess, and neither is about to let anything stand in the way of getting what she wants.