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“阻击(🚧)手(shǒu )”约(👮)翰(hàn )•斯雷(léi )德参加(jiā )越战后(hòu )回国在一家洗衣店(diàn )干活，越战时(shí )的好(📃)友(yǒu )莫(🚜)里斯(sī(📁) )回国后(🚒)做了报纸的(de )自由撰稿人。由于莫(mò )里斯要将一个犯罪团伙的阴谋公(gōng )之于(🌅)众(zhòng )而(👣)被绑(bǎ(👌)ng )架，监禁(⛳)于尼(ní )加拉瓜。与此同时(shí )，迈阿(ā )密一商(shāng )人团伙逼迫斯(sī )雷德前往搭救(☔)。斯(sī )雷(🏞)德被(bè(🍨)i )送到目(🌟)(mù )的地(📯)后(hòu )冲破层(céng )层阻拦，终将好友(yǒu )救出。不料，迈阿密(mì )商人团(tuán )伙却命令救(🌇)出人质(😭)(zhì )后将(🏯)莫里斯(🤩)杀(shā )人灭口(kǒu )。当斯(sī )雷德看到老友惨死(sǐ )，他孤身一人(rén )血刃仇(chóu )敌，直捣(🅾)匪穴，终(👰)为老友(🐰)报仇雪(👯)(xuě )恨。 During the rule of the Taliban in Afghanistan about 3 million Afghans, who were mostly illegal immigrants, entered Iran; causing numerous problems for the Iranian society to accept them. This film is the story of a 17 year old rural girl by the name of Mahi, who comes from a war-stricken family in the southern Iran. Mahi falls in love with an Afghan student named Hairan, who has come to their village to work. But Mahi's family being strictly against her marriage to an Afghan, forces Mahi to choose one between her family and an Afghan lad. The crime squad is after a drug and prostitution ring, which enables a number of scenes involving nudity and sex. They end up tackling a sado-maso club, headed by top level officials. W 两(liǎng )万五千(qiān )美元成本，16mm胶(jiāo )片的独立僵尸电影(yǐng ) Ein Hund, zwei Koffer und die ganz große Liebe 阿富(fù )汗人穆(mù(🆎) )罕穆德(💷)（文森(🔢)(sēn )特·(💼)加洛 Vincent Gallo 饰(🕧)）在荒(huāng )芜的山(shān )地中偶(ǒu )遇三名(míng )美军，他在惊慌失措中用(yòng )手中的(de )武(🛡)器杀(shā(⛳) )死了他(🚙)(tā )们。穆(🕌)(mù )罕穆德被随后赶到(dào )的美军活捉，在美军(jun1 )监狱中遭到审讯和虐待。在押解(🛅)的路上(🖇)(shàng )，美军(🙂)(jun1 )车辆遭(🌻)遇车祸，默罕默德于混乱(luàn )中意外(wài )的获得(dé )了自由。他在(zài )冰天雪地中杀(💕)死过(guò(⛎) )路人，抢(💳)夺了(le )车(🧕)辆和衣(💈)服，又在美军的追踪中(zhōng )杀死军(jun1 )犬。在(zài )杳无人(rén )烟的森(sēn )林中，默罕默德依(🏭)(yī )靠树(🔛)皮(pí )充(🎬)饥，为生(🐜)存(cún )进行卓(zhuó )绝的困兽之斗，在(zài )冰雪的侵袭中(zhōng )，他依(yī )稀看到了往日的(🏤)时光，并(🔎)(bìng )神奇(🚐)的(de )感知(🔞)未(wèi )来发生(shēng )的事情。默罕默德的逃亡之路伴(bàn )随着几(jǐ )乎随机(jī )发生的(😜)杀戮，恶(🚠)劣的生(🍂)存环境(🍋)促(cù )使(🤐)他回(huí )归原始(shǐ )…… Biography of Patrícia Galvao, aka Pagu, a legendary personage, muse and activist of Brazilian Modernism in art, during the 1920s until the 1940s. She shocked the society of her time, but charmed artists such as painter Tarsila do Amaral and writer Oswald de Andrade, having had an affair with the latter. For her political engagement, she was constantly harassed by Brazilian authorities. 《小东(dōng )西》将影片背景设(shè )在遥远(yuǎn )偏僻的(de )内蒙古(🚸)(gǔ )大草(🔵)原(yuán )，一(🐽)个西方(🐝)游客借(jiè )宿在一(yī )个中国(guó )牧民的(de )家里，发生了一段中西方(fāng )文化的碰撞(🦌)。出演主(🦊)(zhǔ )角的(🌀)画家毛(🚶)焰和他的模特(tè )Thomas是合作(zuò )了10年的(de )搭档，在当代艺术圈成了独特的现象。影片(🏮)最(zuì )后(🌴)回到(dà(😡)o )毛焰的(👪)画室，语(💕)境变了，但碰撞(zhuàng )仍在继(jì )续，而(ér )一个自称来自(zì )外星的人却被毫不(bú )犹(🍜)豫地(dì(🏨) )排斥在(👆)(zài )外。 Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue. 秀(🚾)(xiù )仁和妻(qī )子结婚数年，两人(rén )一直十(shí )分恩爱(ài )。某日(rì )，秀仁(rén )的妻子被(👃)卷入了(🐋)一(yī )宗(🏦)谋杀案(⏯)中成(chéng )为了被(bèi )害者，而无辜的秀仁则被(bèi )定罪为(wéi )凶手，即将面(miàn )临漫长(🥒)的牢狱(🌍)生涯。不(✡)仅如此(🏘)，最让秀(xiù )仁感到(dào )崩溃的是，一(yī )直以来贤惠温柔的(de )妻子，竟然在(zài )外面有着秘密(🈵)(mì )的情(😥)人。