"T-Pang Rescue"
祖老爷侧室(💮)韩雪梅于老(📟)(lǎo )爷(🌄)(yé )去世后,独(🍙)力抚(📽)养二(🤘)子.长子(🌮)家(jiā(🧙) )驹(jū(🎢) )为正室(🍵)所生(🏩),自小娇生惯(🚀)养(yǎ(😍)ng ),次(cì )子家骏(🤹)则为(🌜)梅所生,为人(🧞)勤(qí(📭)n )奋(fèn )上进.驹(💋)挥霍(🥑)无度,沦为贼匪(fě(🛫)i ),终(zhōng )被骏亲手拘(🚈)捕.
男孩吉约姆（(😇)圭(guī )洛姆·加里(👆)尼 Guillaume Gallienne 饰）从小就(jiù(🏥) )与(yǔ )众不同，全家人都不待见(jiàn )他(tā )的娘娘(⏫)腔，只有妈妈（弗(🥔)兰(lán )西(xī )丝·法(🥄)比安 Françoise Fabian 饰）(🌶)一直(🤶)鼓(gǔ )励(lì )他(🏹)做自(🙌)己。只是妈妈(🐅)的“开(😈)(kāi )明(🕛)”似乎有(♟)点过(🥚)分了，比如(rú(🛺) )每(mě(🧝)i )次叫孩子吃(🏒)饭她(🍤)都喊：“男(ná(🕧)n )孩们(🚽) 还有吉约姆(🛹)，给我(🥁)下(xià )来(lái )！”吉约姆(👠)对这个不假辞(cí(🚴) )色(sè )的冷艳母亲(🕑)真是又爱又恨又(😮)(yòu )崇(chóng )拜，甚至拼(🛋)命去获得妈妈(mā )的(de )承认。他努力按照大家先(🐍)(xiān )入(rù )为主的想(🏑)法去交男友，但在(🆎)(zài )尝(cháng )试过同志(👗)圈、经历过(🈲)种种(🌺)(zhǒng )波(bō )折和(🚊)心理(🌻)治疗(🚈)后，他才(📦)发(fā(🦈) )现(xiàn )原来这(📶)一切(🧔)都是天大的(🧦)“误(wù(👃) )会”。在30岁那年(🔧)他决(👇)定向所(suǒ )有(🤳)(yǒu )人(🆙)“出柜”，公开承认其(🏴)(qí )实(shí )他爱的是(😓)女生......
祖老爷侧室(🎾)(shì )韩(hán )雪梅于老(🔣)爷去世后,独力抚(🙏)养(yǎng )二(èr )子.长子家驹为正室所生,自(zì )小(xiǎ(📯)o )娇生惯养,次子家(🌴)骏则为梅(méi )所(suǒ(♿) )生,为人勤奋上进(🐩).驹挥霍无度(🎿)(dù ),沦(😄)(lún )为贼匪,终(🚲)被骏(🍯)亲手(🧓)拘捕.
26个(🐼)(gè )特(😐)(tè )殊劫匪故(🍹)事以(🐡)1987年3月18日中央(💓)(yāng )调(🎞)(diào )查局的一(📈)场面(🗂)试为开端。接(😵)(jiē )着(🅾)剧情回转。阿杰(Akshay Kumar饰(👰)演)与当(dāng )地(dì )警(🏀)局进行一场中央(🌤)调查局(jú )的(de )突击(⚓)查抄，地点是当地(🤹)部(bù )长(zhǎng )家。阿杰与同行3人以敏锐的(de )洞(dòng )察(🚀)力迅速查抄出部(🐃)长所有(yǒu )的(de )赃款(👟)，并迅速带离。剧情(💋)(qíng )发(fā )展到(✊)此，如(💯)果认为这是(🎐)一部(⛅)(bù )严(🛋)(yán )谨的(😦)政治(🌙)剧，那(🚬)你就错(🖐)了(le )。阿(🛡)杰与同行3人(🚊)并非(🐎)真正的(de )中(zhō(🔐)ng )央调(💞)查局探员，4人(👊)以此(🙊)行骗(piàn )数次，四处(🌶)搜刮赃款。此次(cì(🍓) )行(háng )骗后被真正(😳)的中央调查局(jú(😗) )探(tàn )员瓦萨姆盯(➗)住。在最后一(yī )场(chǎng )行骗中，阿杰和同伙与探(🔣)员(yuán )瓦(wǎ )萨姆周(💆)旋，最终逍遥法外(🎄)(wài )。
All't best bits from series 1 to 3 where we all look youngerer apart from Fearne who's always looked like an old lady (only joking she's super F.A.F). Travel back in time to when it first started with appearances from John Bishop, Emma Bunton, Dermot O’Leary, Davina McCall, Paddy McGuiness and my 2 Irish offspring Jedward POTATO! With 'nuff unseen stuff that was never aired cos I said things I shouldn't, outakes, and all those other extra fings you get on a DVD which stands for Digital Versatile Disc. Laugh until ya stop. Mot, mot, mot. All't best, Keith Lemon.