Vittorio Gassman stars as different characters in each of the nine episodes of this unusual Italian comedy. Playing everything from a practical joker to a prisoner, he comments upon romance, love and women in general, as referred to by the title. Prior to this feature, Gassman had worked with both screenwriter Ruggero Maccari and Ettore Scola (who also co-wrote rather than directed) in the 1962 feature Il Sorpasso from director Dino Risi. It was Risi and Maccari's teamwork which helped Gassman win a "Best Actor" award at Cannes Film Festival in 1974 for Profumo di Donna/Scent of a Woman. Gassman would later work with Maccari and Ettore again in episodic fashion with Signore e Signori Buonanotte/Goodnight, Ladies and Gentlemen (1976) and yet again in the drama Famiglia (1987).
英国电影(yǐng )和电视(shì(⏸) )艺(🐼)术学院奖(🔄)(1964；第17届(jiè ))
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刘绮(qǐ )兰与(🌽)母(🗓)(mǔ )相依为(⏮)命(📰)，赖经营(yíng )小卖店维生，因开罪飞(🚜)(fē(🐵)i )仔刘大(dà(🐸) )森(🛤)，兰母被殴伤垂(chuí )危，着兰往(wǎng )投(🤚)靠(🏫)生父刘(liú(🚈) )伯成——原来兰母女(🐈)为(🎎)成(chéng )所遗(💅)(yí(🚨) )弃。兰(lán )母逝，兰办妥母身(shēn )后事(🆙)，即(🥠)往见成，成(⛄)大(⬛)(dà )喜，却(què )碍于恶妻权大，不(bú )敢(💘)直(🕠)(zhí )认，要(yà(🕶)o )兰以世伯相(xiàng )称，兰(lán )无奈接受。 岂(🐡)料(🏳)森竟为(wé(⚪)i )成之子(zǐ )，即兰之异母(🛬)兄(🕰)。森于(yú )夜(🥅)间(🥓)潜(qián )入房意图强(qiáng )奸兰，成被惊(🤲)动(😮)赶至，追打(🎅)森(🌊)(sēn )时不慎(shèn )滚下楼梯，重伤逝(shì(🃏) )世(🚯)。森母怒(nù(🥩) )而逐兰，幸(xìng )兰男友(yǒ(🏢)u )邓(🍤)守仁及时(🐟)从(🏝)乡返(fǎn )港，即接兰(lán )返家，岂料遭(🕒)仁(💧)父(fù )误会(🐖)嫌(💓)弃，迫两人分手(shǒu )，兰悄(qiāo )然离去(➕)。兰(🏅)得好友(yǒ(🔘)u )爱华(huá )收留并(bìng )介绍到工厂(chǎng )做(🔢)工(🍝)，恰巧工厂(🅰)老板为森之舅(jiù )父，森(🙋)(sē(🍹)n )为经理，借(🕰)势(🌦)调戏(xì )兰，幸仁及(jí )时寻至，与(yǔ(🌴) )森(🆙)大打(dǎ )出(🔥)手(🖌)，华急忙通知老板(bǎn )，事件(jiàn )得以(🆗)平(🦊)息，仁带兰(🚤)(lán )离去(qù )并加以(yǐ )照(🥚)顾(😢)。森嫁(jià )祸(😕)仁(💋)藏(cáng )毒，兰(🦉)迫于求仁父保释(shì )仁(😝)，仁(🥊)(rén )父不允(👇)。华(📹)建议往(wǎng )求森，森乘(chéng )机要挟兰(🛥)。时(🚭)仁母(mǔ )到(👖)港，着仁父保释(shì )仁，同时警(jǐng )方亦(🔬)已(🏌)查出(chū )真(🗺)相。仁赶往救兰，与森搏(🛬)斗(🕋)(dòu )，众人(ré(🏖)n )及(🐵)时赶至，森被捕(bǔ )，森(sēn )母恍然(rá(🏰)n )知(🍪)错，决承(ché(🛌)ng )认(🐨)兰地(dì )位，双方家长亦乐于玉(yù(🚂) )成(✝)两人(rén )婚(🌔)事。
A businessman organises a caper to steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London.
Bertrand（Philippe Beuzen 饰）和Guillaume（Christian Charrière 饰(shì )）是巴(bā )黎(♈)医(📯)学院的(de )同(🗃)学，前者是个勤奋的穷(🍥)学(😙)生(shēng )，后者(😊)(zhě(🛅) )则是个父母经常不(bú )在家留下(💁)豪(🏂)(háo )宅供儿(😣)子玩(wán )乐的富(fù )家公子。一次在咖(🙃)(kā(🚳) )啡店(diàn )他(🤳)们遇(yù )到女孩Suzanne（Catheri ne Sée 饰(🥉)）(🦉)，他们都对(🐷)Suzanne倾(🕒)心，但Bertrand因为(wéi )自己的(de )身世并没有(🙀)展(👵)开主(zhǔ )动(👆)的(💋)(de )追求，反而是一直(zhí )看着Guillaume如(rú )何(🥡)把(👥)Suzanne骗到手打(🚋)得火热。花花公(gōng )子很快便玩厌了(🥨)，与(🚹)Suzanne分(fèn )手，Suzanne开(🔳)(kāi )始主动约Bertrand出(chū )来游(🚔)玩(💿)(wán )挥霍，很(⚫)快(🙇)便花光了钱(qián )。而Guillaume的(de )钱却被偷了(🌶)…(🔐)…Suzanne是(shì )复(📊)仇女郎吗(ma )？