阿炳（(🍙)郑茂松(sōng ) 饰）(🤼)天资(🛑)聪(📕)慧，自幼跟(gēn )父(fù )亲(⚓)华雪梅（宁化(🔯)(huà )鲁(lǔ ) 饰）学(😲)艺。父(🦓)母双亡后(hòu )，他已是无(🆓)锡城有(yǒu )名(mí(🌴)ng )的“小天师”。孱弱艺(yì(🤽) )人(rén )钟师傅（邵华 饰(💬)(shì )）遭恶霸李(🧣)老虎(🌀)（董玉刚(gāng ) 饰(💱)(shì )）欺凌，其女(👑)琴(qín )妹(🛬)(mèi )（袁梦娅 饰(🌶)）卖(🚿)艺还债(zhài )屡遭(🌈)街头混混滋扰(🔯)(rǎo )，阿(💈)(ā(👺) )炳因无力相帮(🗯)，心(xī(💀)n )生(shēng )愧疚，遂云(🍞)游他乡。数(shù )年(🚩)后二(🦎)人(🆕)重逢，各(gè )诉衷肠。官(🔺)至警察局长(zhǎ(💛)ng )的(de )李老虎越发(🧝)霸道(💗)(dào )，由于倔犟的阿炳和(🍈)琴妹(mèi )不(bú )肯(🐄)为其唱堂会，他(tā )差(🎞)人弄瞎阿炳的双眼，遭(🚮)(zāo )凌辱的琴妹(🚮)绝望(📪)(wàng )中(zhōng )命丧黄(🈳)泉。阿炳再度四(🤵)(sì )处(chù(🗻) )漂零，一腔悲愤(🐞)(fèn )时(👨)(shí )时(shí )灼烧着(🚭)瞎子阿炳的心(🐤)(xīn )，回(🎶)顾(🍃)几十年自己(jǐ(🌱) )所(suǒ(🧝) )走(zǒu )坎坷之路(✍)，心中万般(bān )感(🍺)慨。最(🍡)终(❕)，流传千(qiān )古(gǔ )的《二(🎟)泉映月》从(cóng )指(🧟)尖流出......
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招积仔(🎗)与大(🚃)眼(yǎn )是(shì )一对欢喜冤(😆)家，终(zhōng )日无所(😸)事事，靠骗钱为(wéi )生(⚪)(shēng )。一日，两人在(zài )路(lù(😾) )上遇到一个受(🍐)重伤(🐫)的人(rén )，他向两(👺)人透露在(zài )芝(🕤)(zhī )麻镇(🍷)里被困狱中的(🏅)吴争(🐾)(zhēng )气(qì )得知一(🍃)批价值连(lián )城(🎁)(chéng )珠(🎽)(zhū(🧐) )宝的所在。两人(💠)于是(🍨)(shì )前往芝
Two narrators, one seen and one unseen, discuss possible connections between a series of paintings. The on-screen narrator walks through three-dimensional reproductions of each painting, featuring real people, sometimes moving, in an effort to explain the series' significance.
澳洲(😶)剥削电(diàn )影(yǐ(📸)ng )之(zhī(🏂) )经(🐵)典作品。多日外出(chū(🔥) )之后，年轻靓丽(♿)理发(fā )师(shī )被(⏱)清教(🈲)徒母亲赶出(chū )家中，她(🎩)随之和一群模(🏅)(mó )特(tè )厮混在一起(🍉)，自己(jǐ )也入了这个行(🕺)当，而此(cǐ )时(shí(🚵) )她却(👋)发现有一名(mí(👆)ng )开(kāi )着雪糕车(🎍)的男人(🈹)在跟踪(zōng )着(zhe )她(🏑)……(🚢)
Marco is married to Carla, a rich businesswoman. She's off to Geneva for two days; he has a tryst with Monique, a Swedish air hostess. Carla's flight is canceled, so she heads home about to catch Mario en flagrant. Mario's salvation is Enrico, an old school mate and hapless salesman who shows up to beg Mario to buy toilets so he won't lose his job. Mario signs an order in exchange for Enrico's posing as Monique's husband. Carla invites them to stay overnight and join a business dinner party catered by Enrico's wife, Matilde. Enrico spends the evening trying to avoid her, Mario spends it chasing the willing Monique, and Carla wants to close a deal. Can this farce end happily?
本片是以(yǐ )喜(💆)(xǐ )剧的方式来(🤩)拍摄(🧚)吸(🌜)血僵(jiāng )尸(shī )卓(🍜)古拉(🎵)伯爵。描(miáo )述(shù(🍦) )卓(zhuó )古拉从所(🎵)住的(👋)古堡里(lǐ )被逼搬迁，遂(🛄)与仆(pú )人(rén )前(⚓)(qián )往纽约找寻(🚝)心上(📝)人仙(xiān )蒂，二人在迪斯(⏺)科(kē )舞(wǔ )厅(tī(⏲)ng )一舞定情，仙蒂后(hò(👽)u )来更自愿让卓古拉咬(🦒)她(tā )一(yī )口，以(🥏)便变(♓)作吸血(xuè )僵尸(⤴)双宿双飞。导演(👢)斯(sī )坦(🎼)(tǎn )·瑞格帝的(🦕)处理(🏊)(lǐ )流(liú )畅而惹(🅱)笑，乔治．汉弥(✔)(mí )顿(👯)(dù(🖖)n )演得生动活泼(👑)，理(lǐ(😺) )查德·班杰明(👝)扮演卓古(gǔ )拉(🔨)(lā )的(😄)医生情敌亦表(biǎo )现(xià(📁)n )不(bú )俗。
本片是(😦)英国著名(míng )的(🥫)喜剧(🍫)团体Monty Python的成员(yuán )特(tè )里(🥠)(lǐ )琼斯 (Terry Jones)导演的(👥)一部荒诞(dàn )不经的(✉)调侃宗教的(de )电(💘)(diàn )影(yǐ(🏩)ng ),故事的发生地(🥓)在巴(💼)(bā )勒斯坦,讲述(🍛)了一个普通(tō(🏳)ng )的(de )男人(🥠)被世人误认为(👉)(wéi )是(🔓)弥赛亚(犹太人(😒)企盼的(de )复(fù )国(🖕)救主(🌚))，由(✝)此引(yǐn )发(fā )了(🌘)许多(🕯)啼笑皆非的故(🔇)事(shì )，一如Monty Python所有(🌎)的电(🗑)影(yǐng )那(nà )般，特里琼斯(😨)在这部电(diàn )影(🎱)(yǐng )中也使用了(🔝)大量(🛋)(liàng )荒(huāng )诞无厘头的笑(🔜)料，电影(yǐng )以圣(😈)经为原型，由(yóu )头(tó(🌊)u )至(zhì )尾都充斥(🤡)着颠覆(😓)，嘲(cháo )讽的意味(😜)，对于(😑)虔(qián )诚(chéng )的(de )宗(🎚)教人士来说，这(🔉)(zhè )部电(🎨)影确实是场巨(🛰)大的(📇)(de )灾(zāi )难。