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Meat the Jones in this humorous yet terrifying tale of a prestigious family of black cannibals. For years the Jones' have enjoyed an endless supply of "cattle" by feeding on the homeless people from the streets of Akron, Ohio. The Jones's way of life is jeopardized by their daughter Kendal who is a newly converted vegan and doesn't approve of her family's dark, twisted ways. Kendal must decide on keeping up the family tradition or helping Ed, the new-found love of her life escape the Jones's house of horrors, before he becomes their next meal.
2011年(⛽)3月，三(sān )名独(🏢)立制片人(🐍)(rén )一(yī )同前往亚利(✅)(lì )桑(sāng )那(🖋)州，试图(tú )寻(xún )找废(🎦)弃的由(yó(🧑)u )荷(hé )兰人(🎊)挖掘的煤(🗂)(mé(😅)i )矿，并决(⏰)定将(jiāng )这一(🧘)经过拍摄(✔)(shè )成纪录片。然(rán )而(🚛)，三名制片(♍)(piàn )人却都离奇失(shī(🚋) )踪。人们推(🤤)断(duàn )他们都(😓)已死亡(wá(🗃)ng )，但究竟发生(shēng )了什(㊙)么事情不(🌋)(bú )得而知。
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聪明(🥇)顽皮(pí )的男(📳)孩玉米提(🏊)(tí )作为学校轮滑(huá(🍭) )队的骨干(😊)前(qián )不(bú )久练习滑(🌽)轮(lún )时(shí(🦃) )摔伤了脑(📄)袋，轮(lún )滑(✋)鞋(🗜)也被父(fù )母(mǔ )没收(🍡)送人。傍(bà(🈂)ng )晚，其他孩子(zǐ )都被(🛃)父母接走(🌽)(zǒu )了，孤单失落(luò )的(🕚)玉米提被(🐛)阿(ā )依古丽(❄)老师交(jiā(⭐)o )给学校看门人(rén )阿(🌏)里木临时(🏔)照(zhào )看。玉米提为(wé(🐉)i )了参加第(🅰)二天(tiān )的轮滑比赛(♓)下(🥜)(xià )决心(🔝)要找到一(yī(🔠) )双轮滑鞋(🖱)，他悄悄(qiāo )离开阿里(📐)木爷(yé )爷(💘)。不见了玉(yù )米提的(🆔)阿里木(mù(💞) )爷爷心急(Ⓜ)火(huǒ )燎(liá(🍀)o )地(🈺)赶着一辆马(mǎ )车到(🥗)处寻找玉(😑)(yù )米(mǐ )提，而阿依(yī(🚳) )古(gǔ )丽老(🔄)师、她(tā )的(de )男朋友(🌋)艾山和(hé(⬆) )许多相识和(😊)不(bú )相识(👳)的人都在(zài )费尽心(⛷)思地寻(xú(🎳)n )找玉米提和阿(ā )里(💰)木爷爷。在(🕌)(zài )寻找轮(🐖)滑鞋的(de )途(🚥)中(🐠)，玉米提(🦊)(tí )和阿里木(🙌)爷爷(yé )遇(🔕)到了快递员(yuán )大玉(💟)米提，他正(🌁)在寻找丢失了的(de )邮(✨)包。三个人(🕞)(rén )分分合(🕧)合，他(tā )们(🍗)分(🤰)别和出租(zū )司机、(🎒)婚礼(lǐ )上(👞)(shàng )的人群、旅店(dià(🙈)n )老板娘、(🈳)药店(diàn )医(yī )生、餐(🥧)馆老(lǎo )板(🍐)(bǎn )、西瓜搬(🎆)运(yùn )人(ré(🏂)n )等各色人等打(dǎ )了(🌰)交道。经过(📱)(guò )了一个不寻常(chá(🔠)ng )的不眠之(🗡)夜，阿里木(🈳)爷爷终(zhō(🍶)ng )于(💷)帮助玉(🚭)米提(tí )找到(🤥)了轮滑鞋(👹)(xié )，大玉米提丢(diū )失(🐿)了的邮包(🙂)也(yě )在玉米提手中(❄)(zhōng )失而复(🌉)得。早晨，玉(👐)米提如愿参(🐦)(cān )加了轮滑比赛(sà(🧟)i )，获得了冠(🈚)军(jun1 )，实现了怀(huái )揣(chuā(👨)i )一年的梦(🔟)想(xiǎng )。