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夏尔（雅克(kè )•甘(🈚)布(bù(🚯) )林(🍥) Jacques Gamblin 饰(shì )）自从十年前和(hé )老婆(🎅)分(fè(💼)n )居(🕶)后，就一(😲)直霉运不(bú )断：丢(diū(🎄) )掉了(👟)高(🧣)薪工作(🍋)(zuò )、豪宅(zhái )名车也(yě(🍩) )离他(💟)而(⌛)去，就(jiù(🦂) )连落魄(pò )到在(zài )街头(😬)乞讨，也(🏫)被(bèi )人(⛲)状告(gào )他骗取社会救(🎦)济，因(yī(🐛)n )为他的(👨)(de )妻子一直领着(zhe )高薪，虽然他们(🚪)已经十(👉)年没(méi )见面！为了避免牢狱之(🏯)灾，夏尔(🔁)必(bì )须找他的妻子签字离(lí(🌐) )婚。运(😴)(yù(⚾)n )气终于来了，夏尔从(cóng )一位(wè(⬜)i )朋友(🏏)那(😚)里得知(📿)他(tā )的妻子(zǐ )近日来(💙)到了(🤬)巴(🥀)黎。于(yú(⏰) )是，他(tā )乔装打扮来到(🔔)(dào )妻子(🕌)下(xià )榻(㊙)的大(dà )酒店，岂不知(zhī(🏎) )从他踏(🕧)(tà )进酒(🏈)店的那一刻起，好运气(➖)(qì )来了(🖊)！ 教堂中(🥋)，受洗(xǐ )的太保(bǎo )杜伯曼嚎啕(🔊)大(dà )哭(🐼)，太(tài )保父亲的友人送了一(yī(😙) )把枪枝(🏓)(zhī ) ，却被教堂外疯狂冲(chōng )入的(👲)黑(hē(🎺)i )狗(📝)咬住，枪枝(zhī )飞出掉(diào )落在婴(🎥)(yīng )儿(🔠)车(🦌)上，太保(🧔)(bǎo )停主哭(kū )声，拿枪怏(🎤)乐的(🥃)把(👞)玩(wán )，这(🐜)是(shì )一个枪枝与男人(😰)的故(gù(🎶) )事……(✨) The Kapoors are a wealthy family. There is grandpa Kapoor; Grandma Kapoor; their son Kailashnath Kapoor, and his daughter Ashi. As Ashi has come of age, the Kapoors are now on the look-out for a suitable groom. They meet with the Malhotras, as Mr. Malhotra has been a childhood friend of Kailashnath, and his wife. Their son, Rohit Malhotra, has also come of age, and they would like to marry Ashi with Rohit. Kailashnath tells his parents about this, and they all approve of the match. Ashi is very headstrong and wants to check out Rohit, and she travels to Switerland, where Rohit has a garment business. There she meets with Bobby Oberoi, and mistakes him for Rohit Malhotra. Bobby and Ashi fall in love with each other. Bobby makes a clean breast of the misunderstanding. The Kapoors meet with Bobby's mom, Gayetri Oberoi (Beena), and a marriage date is set. Shortly before the marriage, the Police investigate a large sum of money by Kailashnath... Written The story of a broke but talented composer, Mike, and his search for true love. The question is, how to find it, especially when your insecurities tends to make you jealous even when a girlfriend strokes your cat. Mike's alcoholic writer father who believes all his ills will be cured by finding his runaway wife, tells him there is only one thing that makes life worth living: "the empress"; perfect sex that goes on for days with a woman so beautiful you could cry. To Mike, however, the empress is love that lasts forever, not sex that lasts for days. 友達以上恋人(rén )未満(💩)の田上(⬅)と琴。ス(⏬)キー場(chǎng )で雪女(nǚ )の(⏭)妖精と(🥁)遭遇し(🕞)たことから二人の恋は意外(⛏)な展(zhǎ(💸)n )開に…… Totally disgusting and cheap bawdy humor. I loved it!!! It is the most disgusting and totally horribly acted film, except for Nicolas Read, who plays an un-dead Court Jester, to comic brilliance. But being that as it may, I laughed so many times and I have to hand it to the film makers, it wasn't pretentious or ordinary in any way. Raping, fighting, zombies vomitting on their rape victims. What other movie has this? Not for the quesy, but with a pizza, a bong, and a six pack of beer, you got it made, if you have a cast iron stomach and a juvenille sense of humor like myself. An office worker named Dorine is called upon to do late work; her computer breaks down and she asks the help of a co-worker, Gary Michaels, who is electrocuted while trying to fix the wires. Dorine dials 911, but hangs up when the call is answered. She places the corpse on a cart, rolls it down to her car, loads it in her trunk, and takes it home, placing it in her furnished basement (we don't see the body until later). Then, seemingly without reason, she goes into a murder spree. She kills Virginia[who?] by poisoning her inhaler tube, taking the second corpse to her basement, placing it on a sofa, next to Gary's. Then comes the turn of two young Girl Scouts who arrive at her door to sell cookies. The young girls join the other corpses in the basement, Dorine seen eating the cookies with relish while working on her new laptop. Intriguingly, she sends messages from Gary to the remaining office workers, implying he is alive and has left the office or his wife. There are three more murders before the movie ends, all planned with cool design and seeming absence of malice. The last scene shows Dorine, after her mother's death, setting fire to her basement, then, sporting a blond wig, driving away in her car, circling a newspaper ad with her pencil for an office job, a look of triumph in her face.(From Wikipedia)