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前保龄(lí(🙆)ng )球界被称作(zuò )为传奇人物(👦)的“哲宗”（刘(liú )智泰饰）由(⏭)(yóu )于事故(🏿)失去(qù )一切(🛸)。白天(👹)(tiān )为产假(🐌)石油销售员(🚕)，晚上(🦊)在(zài )保龄(🍦)球赌场(chǎng )担(🍗)任选(🥞)手度(dù )日(👴)。某天“哲宗”偶(🔋)然(rán )遇见(🍯)沉浸(🆘)在(zài )自我世(⛰)界却具有(🤯)保龄(🐔)球天赋(fù )的(🧑)“英勋”（李(🛤)大为(👱)饰(shì )）而想(🔋)将其(qí )拉(🏻)拢。“哲宗”的五号助(🙊)手(shǒu )，中间(🙏)人“熙真”（李(lǐ )贞贤饰）的(🚂)(de )主导下一场(chǎng )大赌局展开(💂)。 1949年1月，国民党(dǎng )节节败退，居(🖖)住在上海(🥝)(hǎi )施高塔路(🔒)的(de )方(🏌)家母子三(🚼)人欲前往台(♈)湾与(🥊)(yǔ )常年在(🌰)外做(zuò )生意(🕉)的方(🥏)家(jiā )先生(🈵)会和，无奈家(⏭)里的(de )经济(🤡)条件(🍸)负(fù )担不起(🧐)昂贵的船(🥦)票。在(🔋)这时(shí )局动(🌫)荡之际(jì(🕕) )，15岁的(🏓)方家(jiā )次子(🖨)方继昌(chā(☕)ng )情窦初开，喜欢上(🐝)了班上新(😙)(xīn )来的代课老(lǎo )师陆秀媛(🍉)，而她正是方(fāng )继昌的哥哥(💽)(gē )方元昌就读于圣约翰大(🗝)学时(shí )的(📚)恋人，两(liǎng )人(🔴)因家(🍍)庭和(hé )时(🗯)代的原因(yī(📐)n )不得(✴)不分手。农(😬)历新年前夕(🦁)(xī )，方太太黄(huá(📨)ng )似兰意外得(🐿)(dé )到了方(👭)家挚(🙍)(zhì )友顾先生(🕣)一(yī )家馈(😂)赠的(🔰)三(sān )张船票(🔗)。面对这突(🙄)如其来的(de )离开，方(📐)式(shì )兄弟(👜)各自用(yòng )不同的(🦒)方式(shì )向(🌋)他们共同的爱人告别……(🌍) German-raised Ümit has to go to Turkey with the family in order to get circumcised with his Turkish cousin. Different experiences, and resulting cultural tendencies collide with each other during their first meeting. But: misery loves Company. Yun-hie goes undercover as an executive secretary in Nam Baek-gyu's office in order to retrieve the deeds he acquired through blackmail and return them to their rightful owners. 周晓强一(yī )个超级平凡(🔀)(fán )的在校(💹)男生(shēng )，一次阴差(👃)(chà )阳错的(💁)进入了隔壁(🛥)女校(⏱)成为(wéi )唯(💁)一一个男(ná(🤚)n )生。从(📴)被人(rén )欺(♍)凌变成众(zhò(🆓)ng )人追逐的焦点(❣)。而全校只有(⚡)(yǒu )正义使(⛹)者林(🚰)(lín )雨珊把周(👷)晓(xiǎo )强视(🤗)为眼(🕶)中(zhōng )钉，两人(🎅)处(chù )处作(🎗)对。好(hǎo )景不长第(🕯)二个男生(🖌)何书生、第三个男生(shēng )麦(🤾)斯入学了(le )。众人纷纷(fēn )将焦(➗)点转移到他们身上，周(zhōu )晓(😐)强则备受(📻)(shòu )冷落。为提(tí )振(🤳)校誉，校(xià(♟)o )长争取羽球(🈲)(qiú )锦(😢)标赛，要众(✔)人全力练习(📶)！作为(🌨)这一次(cì(🐁) )竞赛的生力(🔇)(lì )军，学校将(jiā(🔨)ng )三人中反应(💐)(yīng )最快的(👖)周晓(🔌)强和(hé )林雨(🚩)珊一起(qǐ(🥎) )搭档(🍠)训练。过程中(🔡)两人(rén )渐(🧝)生情愫。在众人的(🕶)努(nǔ )力之(♍)下，成功赢得这次的羽(yǔ )球(🎺)锦标赛！所有人对晓(xiǎo )强刮(🎚)目相看(kàn )，他也决定鼓起勇(❌)气向林雨(🎲)(yǔ )珊展开最浪(là(🌼)ng )漫的告白(🙁)，追求属于自(🚜)(zì )己(🕸)的幸福…(🥤) 提姆在鄰居(🐎)眼中(🕖)是位孤僻(📙)怪老頭，他總(🏌)(zǒng )是閉門不出(📥)(chū )，過著完全(⏰)(quán )與世隔(🙆)絕的(❗)(de )生活，但隔壁(⬛)一(yī )對熱(🏻)心情(🙋)侶(lǚ )－尼克(🙈)和瓊(qióng )仍(🐒)常常來探(tàn )訪他(🚥)，幫忙(máng )採(⏰)買生活用(yòng )品。某天，提姆收(🏂)到房子法(fǎ )拍通知書，他的(🐱)周遭也(yě )開始陸續出(chū )現(🌨)許多無法(📦)解釋的可怕事件(🚬)(jiàn )，尼克和(🏋)瓊(qióng )亦被捲(🎧)入其(✋)(qí )中，而他(🍿)們(men )發現所有(🌃)的(de )靈(🚪)異現象都(👭)出現在提姆(🐧)入睡之後… 営(🚰)業(yè )部長・(🚭)磯野(yě )孝(🔏)治郎(🍬)は、青酸カ(🕛)リを飲み(🍩)、部(🖕)長室の机の(🍓)上にうつ(🎣)ぶせになって死(🚉)んでいた(🥨)。自殺(shā )を推定する材料は(💖)ない。狭心症の持病(bìng )を持(🥄)つ磯野(yě )は、製薬会(huì )社(🏯)の見本薬(🌐)(yào )を飲もうとし(🗑)ていた。見(🐰)本(běn )薬の入(🐔)手経(❌)(jīng )路など(🦒)から容疑者(🧠)が浮(💛)(fú )上する(🖤)が、その人(🧒)物に動機が見(🐊)当たらない(🔪)上、そも(🍩)そも(🙀)石のように(🔒)堅いその(✌)見本(🥈)薬(yào )に、途(🕙)中で青酸(🧥)カリを混入(rù )す(🚉)る手段が(🍚)あるだろうか？ After a continuing losing streak that started at the altar, Roger tries to claw out of financial ruin and into the arms of Tyler. But Jay, Ty's hunky Fire Chief partner is not letting that flame blaze. Meanwhile, fireworks explode when Fred's obsessive tinkering on their bear documentary conflicts with Brent's baby prep and the unwavering due date of their new born. Mama Bear Michael faces major challenges and finds that love comes in all colors, shapes and sizes. Join us as we take one final adventure into the woods with the BearCity gang, where romance can sometimes be hairy but ultimately worth every hilarious, sometimes painful and all-consuming moment.