A man tries to arrange his daughters' marriage, but all attempts at matchmaking fail. The daughters actually already have boyfriends but, realizing that their father does not approve of young people choosing their own partners, keep their lovers secret.
叙述朱(🏢)(zhū )总管和(💍)方(fāng )菲丽与(💈)谢律(lǜ )师(🐶)三人勾(gōu )结(🖌)物色女子(zǐ )张美红充(🤴)(chō(🚢)ng )冒富翁徐惠(💗)(huì )堂之女(🍝)徐(xú )琪设计(😻)谋财(cái )的经过情形。
In the 13th century there existed a legion of evil knights known as the Templars, who quested for eternal life by drinking human blood and committing sacrifices. Executed for their unholy deeds, the Templars bodies were left out for the crows to peck out their eyes. Now, in modern day Portugal, a group of people stumble on the Templars abandoned monastery, reviving their rotting corpses to terrorize the land.
盲(🤮)剑客(kè )座头市(🐫)（胜新(✂)太(🛁)郎 饰(shì )）独(🖐)行天下，扶(🙁)弱济(jì )贫，但(🔑)他渐渐(jiàn )厌倦了血(xuè(🏑) )雨腥风的生(shē(🏍)ng )活，决心(xī(🐖)n )返回故乡莲(⌚)(lián )花泽隐(🔯)居(jū )。然而宁(🤟)静(jìng )的故乡已(yǐ )被暴(✈)徒(🍱)政吾(wú )郎（(💩)米仓(cāng )齐(🛌)加年 饰）霸(🐎)占，村(cūn )民(✖)饱受欺侮(wǔ(🐔) )，苦不堪(kān )言。政吾郎(lá(🕵)ng )得(🃏)知阿市(shì )归(📪)来，遂高(gā(📷)o )价聘请流(liú(🚈) )浪武士佐佐(zuǒ )大作（(🛶)三(sān )船敏郎 饰(🤬)）充当(💫)保(🚱)镖，以伺机除(⛺)(chú )掉阿市(🍶)。
A fisherman makes a pact with a strange woman (death?) that turns him into a miracle maker.
御史方国成(⏭)(chéng )身怀重要文件(jiàn )，遭(💜)魏(wèi )忠贤追杀(🛬)。方(fāng )与妻(🔞)儿由(yóu )洞庭(🍘)剑客与(yǔ(🔧) )子剑钊护(hù(🔨) )送。龙门帮(bāng )帮主杜朴(🔓)(pǔ(🏭) )奉魏命追至(💀)(zhì )，方将文(👀)(wén )件藏于子(🏆)汉(hàn )儿吊(🌐)坠内(nèi )。方氏(❎)夫妇(fù )与洞庭剑(jiàn )客(🏛)为(🚨)杜朴所(suǒ )杀(🌗)，女碧(bì )儿(🎷)惨遭削去(qù(➡) )左掌，伤(shāng )重垂危，得(dé(📄) )慕容良所(suǒ )救。幼子汉(🏾)(hà(🤞)n )儿堕崖受(shò(🏷)u )伤失忆，为(🛂)(wéi )龙门寨二(🔙)寨主夫人所(suǒ )救，带返(🐚)龙门寨。杜(dù )朴(🏀)不知汉儿(📆)身(shēn )份，将(jiā(🕔)ng )其认作义(🚃)子，传授武艺(🆔)(yì )。剑钊与碧(bì )儿得悉(😀)汉(🖊)(hàn )儿在龙门(🎅)寨(zhài )，联同(🥘)慕(mù )容良等(㊙)群雄(xióng )夜(💒)袭，欲(yù )将龙(💡)门寨群(qún )奸诛灭，并将(😘)汉(➕)儿救(jiù )出，但(🛥)为(wéi )寨前(🗂)千斤铁(tiě )门(🈹)所阻，无功而还。慕容良(⭐)带(dài )同碧儿等人(rén )往(🛵)访(👦)觉虚(xū )师太(🌝)，求授(shòu )碧(🎏)儿铁掌神技(🦇)。师太(tài )深明大义，倾囊(🎙)相授(shòu )。碧儿技(👳)成，破铁门(🔷)(mén )率群雄闯(🐋)寨。杜朴得(🥫)知(zhī )汉儿身(🗓)份，欲以汉儿(ér )要胁群(⭕)雄(🍛)，幸得二夫(fū(🕚) )人舍命相(👅)救(jiù )。汉儿恢(🌅)(huī )复记忆(🐵)，与(yǔ )碧儿联(📓)手(shǒu )诛杀杜朴，替父母(🐴)报(😴)(bào )仇。
Berri enjoys telling his stories so much that you feel embarrassed to point out that the material often is pretty thin. This tale of a young Jewish man trying to find his way in Paris in the 60's (will he follow his father into the fur business, or go into films?) is told with such brio, and the actors are encouraged to make the best of their gifts. Gregoire Aslan, for instance, is very funny here (and in Mazel Tov also), much more than in the routine comedies he cranked out for Hollywood. Berri plays himself with his usual hang-dog charm.