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The Norris family get jobs working at a seedy old carnival as a cover for searching for their missing son who disappeared after visiting said carnival. Eccentric manager Mr. Blood turns out to be a vampire while the evil owner Malatesta rules over a gaggle of ghastly ghouls who watch silent movies when they aren’t feasting on human flesh. 2022年(🏈)，地球已经被过(🥍)度工(🗃)业化(huà(💚) )生产和过度人(rén )口(✊)污染破坏到(🦃)(dào )一定程度。乡(xiāng )村(🌴)已经被污染(⛄)(rǎn )不能住人(💞)，并(bìng )且(🌿)被政府控制(📚)(zhì )，人们只能(🍭)挤(jǐ )在城市里(🆗)。新(xī(🌻)n )鲜(xiān )食物，如新(xīn )鲜(xiān )蔬菜(🔼)，肉，水(🏗)(shuǐ )果都(🍇)非常稀(xī )少(shǎo )，只有(🛷)有钱/有(yǒu )权(👚)人才可以买(📃)(mǎi )得起(😻)。普通人(rén )/一(🍟)(yī )般老百姓(🌐)只(zhī )能(🎢)(néng )吃得起每(🎢)个(gè )星(xīng )期(🕜)二政府免(miǎn )费(🐴)发的(🎡)Soylent Green食品生(🎃)产公司生产的饼干(💄)-Soylent Green。公司在媒体(🌺)(tǐ )上宣传说这种(zhǒ(Ⓜ)ng )饼干是用海(🏌)水(shuǐ )和黄豆(🏳)做的，黄(🌜)豆=SOY,饼干的颜(🙂)(yán )色是绿色(🔽)的，所以叫Soylent Green. 女子(📙)高(gā(😺)o )校生のＳＥＸと暴力を描(🕋)きな(😊)がら“番(✏)格(gé )”にスポットを(🌃)あてたセミ(👷)・ドキュメ(🍻)ンタリ(🐿)ー。脚本は「(🙇)不良少女　(🚁)野(yě )良(🛩)猫の性春(chū(📯)n )」の宮下教(🏽)雄(xióng )、監督は(🍺)「セ(🧀)ックス(🈶)・ライダー　傷だ(📚)らけの欲情(🌩)」の蔵原(yuán )惟二、(🌓)撮影は「(秘(🔓))極楽紅弁(bià(💺)n )天」の(🎚)森勝がそれ(🌡)ぞれ担当(dā(🌚)ng )。 This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. 东京新宿某(mǒ(⌛)u )个破(♐)烂的角落(luò )，生活着一对(duì(😼) )姐妹(🍦)。姐姐福(🍛)(fú )井(jǐng )明美（大山(👬)(shān )節(jiē )子 饰(🔤)）经营(yíng )着(🛀)(zhe )名为“郁(⛓)金(jīn )香(xiāng )”的(🐳)小酒吧，兼带(👮)做着皮(😸)肉(ròu )生意，其(🕝)情夫(fū )小(xiǎ(⏬)o )泽健次（益(yì(🎿) )富(fù(🌎) )信孝 饰(🐒)）日(rì )常(cháng )则担任(🌠)酒吧(ba )的保镖(📃)。明美的妹妹绰号“金(🛥)丝雀”，智商低(🚭)(dī )下的她是(🏰)姐姐(jiě(😕) )的员工。每日(😚)(rì )迎来送往(🤮)，虽(suī )在泥沼之(🅱)中却(🏉)(què )仍保持着单纯(chún )天真的(🍂)本性(🐶)。 根据宫(🍥)克一同(tóng )名小说改(🍣)编。 外(wài )号小(😐)老虎的(de )沈(shě(✏)n )新（孟(🖊)飞）是(shì )国(😤)术馆里的(de )武(😸)(wǔ )术高(🛒)手。一日(rì )，馆(🔕)长要沈新(xīn )和上门踢馆的(🐆)(de )陈(ché(🔦)n )之龙（(🔂)石天(tiān )）过招，自以(🌚)(yǐ )为(wéi )是的(🙌)陈之龙(lóng )当然不是(🎮)沈新的对手(🎑)，吃了败仗后(🍴)黯然离(🚸)开。某日陈之(✋)龙被(bèi )高大(🚲)良（冯淬(cuì )帆(🛳)）追(🤠)债，沈(shěn )新路见不平出(chū )手(🛅)相助(🏴)，高大(dà(🛅) )良不满沈新多(duō )管(🐷)闲事，打死(sǐ(〰) )陈之龙，故意(🔫)(yì )嫁(jià(🙎) )祸给沈新。 沈(💙)(shěn )新不甘心(🥈)被(bèi )诬(🔰)(wū )赖，誓(🔄)言要(🚬)(yào )亲(qīn )手逮捕真凶。他从警(⛱)局里(🤾)逃(táo )出(🐆)来，躲在女(nǚ )友(yǒu )谭(👟)芳（李琳(lí(🎳)n )琳(lín )）家。警方(fāng )也(⬇)(yě )因觉得事(🍩)有蹊翘，便故(📟)意让沈(🎱)新离开。为了(📸)除掉沈新，高(🖍)(gāo )大良派同伙(🐉)的(de )美(🎬)丽（林玑）跟踪谭芳，打(dǎ(💫) )算要(🎂)比警方(🛣)早(zǎo )一步找到沈新(😝)(xīn )。 沈新到处(😅)奔(bēn )走打听(🍨)高大良(🔍)(liáng )的(de )下落，高(🌄)大(dà )良(liáng )则(🧐)是三番(😪)两(liǎng )次(🕵)(cì )派(🔵)人杀害沈(shěn )新(xīn )，却都被沈(⚾)新(xī(🕢)n )击退。国(🥕)术馆(guǎn )的同事因担(🏗)心(xīn )沈新的(🏼)安危，主(zhǔ )动告诉警(👁)方(fāng )沈(shěn )新(🈸)的藏匿地(dì(🏾) )点(diǎn )。但(🕣)此时沈新正(♎)在与高大良(🧑)派来的高手拼(🧗)得你(📸)死我活，经(jīng )过一番搏斗，沈(😒)新终(⚡)于打败(💰)(bài )高大良，警方(fāng )也(😩)及时赶到现(🍾)(xiàn )场逮人，还(🎪)沈(shěn )新(👥)清白。 《骗(piàn )术(👿)大观》，集(jí )结(🥞)(jié )众多港台友(🖤)(yǒu )好(🎮)(hǎo )包括赵雷、甄(zhēn )珍、孙(🌌)越、(🗻)张(zhāng )扬(🏤)、李昆、吴(wú )家驤(🐕)、王琛等(dě(🛏)ng )联合主演，卖(mài )座亦(⭐)不俗，再(zài )接(😪)(jiē )再厉推出(🏿)《骗(piàn )术(⌚)奇中奇》，亦为(🌑)集锦片。