David Carradine Eurocrap! This is bad, really, really bad and clumsy. And thats not the reason I want you to watch it. It has David Carradine, lost in a country where not a single soul speaks enough english! It's like porn, without the sex. This one, Animal Protector, is about a groupe of - you're right - animal prodectors that - you're right - has to protect animals =) Where? On an island full of badass marines. David Carradine is Col. Whitlock.
警界老油条阿辉(huī )（周润(rùn )发(fā ) 饰）生性风流，凭借自己(🈷)父亲(qīn )昔(xī )日手(shǒu )下(xià )沾叔（黄沾 饰）的维护，阿辉在(zài )警局虽(suī )然得不到升迁，但也落(🐚)得(dé )清闲。新进警(jǐng )员曹里(lǐ(🔍) )昂（李元霸 饰）的(de )到来打(dǎ )破了这(zhè )一切，曹大胆甚至莽撞的办案方(fāng )式连累(lèi )阿辉大(🍟)(dà )出洋相，阿辉虽恨曹里昂(áng )，但碍(ài )于(yú )上司(sī )命令，不得不与曹搭档。
老于头(tóu )（陈裕(yù(✖) )德 饰）闻言女儿小燕（马羚 饰）要(yào )当人(rén )体(tǐ )模特，差点气疯，他扯着老伴（丁一 饰(shì(🐷) )）到美院画室一探究竟，却发(🔗)现(xiàn )是为给(gěi )丈夫石(shí )锁治病才鼓足勇气(qì )来当模(mó )特的农(nóng )村妇女(nǚ )春杏（黎静 饰(🎄)）。老师问(wèn )老于头(tóu )来画室(shì )干啥，他一时无言以对，吱吱唔(én )唔(én )地说(shuō )来当模特，师生(🈷)们信以为真，结(jié )果(guǒ )老于(yú )头落荒而逃。石锁认为妻子当模(mó )特(tè )丢人(rén )现(xiàn )眼，坚决与(💸)其离了婚。平日看似(sì )正经的(🚫)(de )贾老三趁机图谋不轨，不(bú )料被小(xiǎo )燕识破(pò )其丑恶(è )嘴脸。老于头得知(zhī )小燕真(zhēn )当了(📭)模(mó )特，发(fā )誓从此不认这个女儿。谁(shuí )知儿子(zǐ )竟爱上(shàng )离婚的春杏，老于头怒不(bú )可竭(🍯)地(dì )要(yào )将儿(ér )子轰出家门，谁知此举惹恼了老(lǎo )伴(bàn )，自(zì )己反而差点被扫地出门......
在八(🐝)十年(nián )代(dài )声誉(yù )最(zuì )隆的(🏾)法国笑匠皮埃尔．理查德，跟刚(gāng )出(chū )道的玉女明星艾曼纽爱莉(lì )．琵雅(yǎ )合演的(de )一流(🚃)喜(xǐ )剧，将“处境喜剧(jù )"的阴差(chà )阳错和(hé )重重误(wù )会发挥得淋漓尽致，惹笑(xiào )效果一(yī )波(🏀)未平(píng )一波又起。剧情描述性格(gé )内向的(de )画(huà )家尚(shàng )迷恋有夫之妇芙洛昂丝，在朋友(yǒu )帮(💤)(bāng )忙下(xià )终于约到她前来自(🤖)己的画室参观(guān )。画室(shì )旁(páng )边住了一对欢喜冤家波里斯与艾(ài )娃，两(liǎng )人正因感情问题(🍵)发生小冲(chōng )突，艾(ài )娃在追(zhuī )波里斯(sī )到电梯时，一阵风(fēng )把她的(de )家门关(guān )上了，于是她进(🧜)入画室向尚求救(jiù )。尚担(dān )心芙洛(luò )昂丝到来时引起误会，乃(nǎi )从阳台(tái )爬(pá )到隔(gé )壁帮(📁)艾娃开门，不料爬在栏杆上(shà(😕)ng )却(què )发生(shēng )脚抽筋，其呻吟声被回来拿东西(xī )的(de )波里(lǐ )斯(sī )听个正着，两对男女就这样搞(⏭)成(chéng )一团(tuán )，令人笑得喘不过气。
丈夫(fū )死后，阿尔蒂(dì )（瑞哈(hā ) Rekha 饰）带着孩子们回(huí )到了(📲)富(fù )有的父(fù )亲身边(biān )，开始了新的生活，好景(jǐng )不长，父亲的(de )死让阿尔蒂再度陷入到了(le )悲(👁)伤之(zhī )中(zhōng )。佣(yòng )人眼馋阿尔(🕘)蒂继承的大笔遗产，他(tā )找来(lái )了自己的外甥桑杰（卡伯·贝迪(dí ) Kabir Bedi 饰(shì )），让(ràng )他勾引单(🎥)纯善良的阿尔蒂。事情(qíng )的发(fā )展(zhǎn )正如佣人所愿，阿尔蒂爱(ài )上了桑(sāng )杰，两(liǎng )人结了(le )婚(🎒)。婚后，桑杰将(jiāng )再无用(yòng )处的阿(ā )尔蒂推(tuī )到了鳄鱼池之中。
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson investigate the disappearance of a champion racehorse, Silver Blaze. The horse disappeared in the middle of the night from its stables and with a major race on the horizon its owner, Colonel Ross, is desperate to get his prize possession back. There had been some strange comings and goings the night the horse disappeared including a race tout trying to get inside information on the upcoming race. When the horse's trainer, John Straker, is found dead in a field, this also becomes a murder investigation with the local police less than pleased at Homes' involvement. Written by garykmcd
幼稚园(yuán )教师汪(wāng )小云在(zà(⚫)i )一个晚上出外看戏消遗,看(kà(🌾)n )完戏后(hòu )碰(pèng )上打(dǎ )劫银行携着四千万赃款逃走的重(chóng )伤(shāng )劫匪(fěi )阿B,她被挟持到夜店(🤤),在一间夜店中(zhōng )她(tā )和售(shòu )货(huò )员玲玲等和阿B发生纠缠,阿B后来伤(shāng )重死(sǐ )去(qù )。 小云，玲(🤠)玲和师姐，在(zài )玲玲表(biǎo )姊小倩(qiàn )的指挥(huī )下，企图毁尸灭迹(jì )，平分(fèn )赃款。岂料劫(jié )匪同(🎅)当党追踪而至，贼首(shǒu )大哥等(😦)(děng )对她们(men )企图先奸后杀，幸得警察(chá )把他们(men )及(jí )时救(jiù )出。 在围捕中，几经艰险才把全(quán )部(😥)(bù )匪徒(tú )逮住，四千万赃款则在围捕中被(bèi )炸(zhà )药炸(zhà )毁(huǐ )了。
1936, Italian army is invading Ethiopia. Lieutenant Silvestri suffering toothache decides to reach the nearest camp hospital. But the lorry has an accident and stop near a rock, so Silvestri continues by walk. On his way he meets and rapes a wonderful young Ethiopian. He also wound her when he shot to a wild animal, and later kills her to avoid further pain. When he finally reaches the hospital, he realizes he gets probably leprosy. Trying to escape from Ethiopia Silvestri will kill again. But surprises aren't still over.
성종의 뒤를 이어 등극한 조(🌀)선조 10대 연산은 즉위 3개월 만에 접한 생모 폐비에 대한 역사 기록으로 본능적 모성욕구에 갈등(⛔)한다. 연산은 즉위 4년에 무오사(🤝)화를 계기로 군주로서의 자신과, 의와 효 사이에서 방황하는 개인으로서의 위상이 무시로 혼(🤘)합됨을 괴로워한다. 모성에 대한 욕구는 연산의 내외면의 지배의식이 되어 장녹수를 비롯한(👠) 총녀들의 편애로 나타난다. 그리하여 정사는 뒷전에 밀리게 되고, 결국 즉위 10년 만에 갑자사화(🔰)라는 일대의 참화를 겪게 된다(📄). 황폐의 극대점에 이르자 뜻있는 대신들에 의해 진성이 왕으로 옹립되고, 연산은 2개월 후 교동(➗)에서 파란 많은 인생을 마감한다.