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安(ān )东和肯尼(👇)两兄(🥖)弟(🕯)，从小(🕕)就(jiù )是(🕗)(shì )篮(lán )球队里的最佳拍(❌)档，兄(xiō(🚚)ng )弟(dì )俩(liǎng )所向无敌，一心梦想带领(lǐ(🦈)ng )所(🥔)(suǒ )属(📉)校队争(🐧)取全美大学联赛(sài )（NCAA）(☔)的总冠(🐢)军宝(🍳)座(🆙)，但是安(ān )东(dōng )却(què )在一次比(🧝)赛时意(🧝)外丧生(💵)(shēng )！弟(dì )弟肯尼及全队队(😬)员深受(🎚)打(dǎ(👱) )击(🐡)(jī )、(🏰)信心全失，战绩一路下(xià(🕊) )滑(huá )，眼(⛷)看称霸(😀)NCAA已无望！岂料(liào )，安(ān )东死不瞑目(📍)、“英(📅)”魂(🧟)不(bú(🈷) )散(sàn )，意(😢)成了该队场上的第六(liù(🎧) )人(rén )！习(🌒)惯出风头的安东出尽(jìn )各(gè )种(zhǒng )阴(🚶)招(👿)，让肯(🍵)尼及队(🛺)友们鬼(guǐ )斧(fǔ )神工的大(🏴)爆几场(🚭)冷门(🦈)，极(💎)(jí )尽(jìn )夸张之能事，结果却引(🦁)起(qǐ )体(💫)(tǐ )育(yù(〽) )记者怀疑。而肯尼及队(duì(🐩) )友(yǒu )们(🎊)(men )虽然(😌)对(🎸)于战(🦐)绩扶摇直上兴(xìng )奋(fèn )莫(👕)名，但是(🏔)安东过(⬜)分的插(chā )手(shǒu )却(què )让队友们心(🛑)生反(🍊)感(🧦)。 Harold is a tour bus driver. While visiting a good friend in a trendy Hollywood cafe, Harold spots his favorite actress, Amanda Clark. She is with her agent Sidney Stone who is repeatedly getting up to make phone calls. When Harold sees Amanda sitting alone, he decides to introduce himself. Instructed not to mention his profession to her, Harold doesn't correct Amanda when she mistakingly assumes he is a writer. When she asks who his agent is, Harold innocently throws out the name of super-agent Arthur Blake. Amanda is impressed and charmed, and to Harold's amazement she proposes a date to discuss her next movie with him. As their relationship grows, so must Harold's charade to keep Amanda from discovering he is a Beverly Hills tour guide and not a hot-shot writer. He promises Amanda a script rewrite and convinces Arthur Blake to represent him. Harold's father is not so easily swayed, and tells Harold to snap out of it, "We show people movie star's homes, we do not date them!" With a rewrite deadline looming, an actress swooning, and his whole world rocking, Harold must choose what to write as well as do what is right. ~Written by Corey Nook {queen@iastate.edu} 片(pià(🧑)n )中(zhōng )的(🛬)(de )主要人物在30年代的纽约(🎅)都(dōu )是(🏕)(shì )闻之令人胆寒的黑帮。邦(bāng )皮(pí ).约(🏆)(yuē(👃) )翰逊(🐟)受入狱(🔴)的黑帮女老大(dà )之(zhī )托(🥢)，代管赌(🏇)毒买(🍭)卖(🎞)。与别(bié )的(de )帮派先是合作，后又(🥒)火并(bì(❗)ng )，直打得(🏳)血流成河尸横街头(tóu )。原(🚇)(yuán )因是(👈)他这(👸)个(🤕)黑道(🔋)人物有自(zì )己(jǐ )的特色(♏)，身为黑(👀)人，他不(🌪)(bú )以(yǐ )白人的马首是瞻，更不让(👖)(ràng )所(👱)(suǒ(🔣) )谓(wè(🧙)i )道规行(💒)律束缚自己。所以(yǐ )，以白(🕧)人舒尔(🔀)茨为代表的黑(hēi )道(dào )人物也视他为(🕒)圈(🤕)内的(🔝)“不(bú )法(⬆)(fǎ )之(zhī )徒"。从影片中我们(❗)可以看(⛪)(kàn )到(🕥)(dà(😫)o )，邦皮虽然赚的是黑钱，但(dàn )这(🔪)些钱很(🕰)多又回(🍶)馈社会。人(rén )们视他为哈(🚶)林区仗(🌬)义疏(🐓)财(🖥)(cái )的(🎻)(de )罗(luó )宾汉，对社会有贡献(⏯)的英(yī(🌑)ng )雄(xióng )。这(🤫)位已于1968年去世的着名(míng )“暴徒"也(😜)许不(😮)会(🤗)想到(🚠)，今天(tiā(🈹)n )的(de )电(diàn )影人会以他的生(⛅)平来表(🗨)现(xiàn )一(yī )种阳刚之气。 ある日、沖(chò(📍)ng )縄(🏻)(shéng )の(🏺)海に奇(⛄)怪な生物が現れた。オニ(⛅)ヒトデ(👄)を思(🛰)わ(🤡)せる「それ」は毒液で漁師(🈺)を負傷(🚝)(shāng )させ(🐩)、瞬く間に日本全域に(😚)広(guǎng )が(🥉)った(👱)。そ(🎬)れは(💯)伝説のニライカナイの(🚚)古代文(🌑)明が環(🐻)境(jìng )汚(yú )染の解決の為の生体(🕷)浄化(📄)(huà(🚴) )シス(🕞)テムと(💜)して生み出したが、暴(🌼)走した(🏷)ために結果としてニライカナイの(🤱)滅(🐊)亡の(🔎)一(yī )因(🚍)(yīn )となった怪獣ダガー(🔶)ラの復(👟)(fù )活(🚵)(huó(🚨) )の前兆であった。 在封闭(bì )的(🛣)(de )德州小(🎥)镇，大部(🍍)分人的生(shēng )活(huó )似乎仍(🚅)停留在(📣)上世(🔝)纪(🦊)50年代(😖)(dài ),当(dāng )一个为艾滋病人(⏲)服务的(🤬)机(jī )构(⏲)(gòu )在(zài )小镇上出现时，Alex成为了志(🎛)(zhì )愿(💝)(yuà(♏)n )者，并(💘)偶遇了(🎮)她的高中同(tóng )学(xué )Grace护士(🍘)，两个女(🚓)人一见倾心(xīn )，迅(xùn )速坠入爱河，他们(🕗)最终会(♈)(huì )怎(zě(🧦)n )样发展? 一段有趣、轻快(🚓)、讽(fě(🙅)ng )刺的(🍥)故(🕔)事就此展开。。。 Totally disgusting and cheap bawdy humor. I loved it!!! It is the most disgusting and totally horribly acted film, except for Nicolas Read, who plays an un-dead Court Jester, to comic brilliance. But being that as it may, I laughed so many times and I have to hand it to the film makers, it wasn't pretentious or ordinary in any way. Raping, fighting, zombies vomitting on their rape victims. What other movie has this? Not for the quesy, but with a pizza, a bong, and a six pack of beer, you got it made, if you have a cast iron stomach and a juvenille sense of humor like myself. 飞(fēi )机(jī )（郑伊(😡)健 饰）(🅿)本是个(🐵)上进(jìn )的(de )警员，在一次行动中杀(🏙)手(shǒ(🍕)u )天(✈)(tiān )使(🦖)（方中信 饰）杀死了证(📩)(zhèng )人(ré(♓)n )以及飞(🛏)机的女友后，飞机(jī )性(xìng )情(qíng )大变。新(🐴)被(🏊)调到(➰)CID的警察(💮)火(huǒ )鸡(jī )（陈小春 饰）(🐘)被安排(🥏)与飞(fēi )机(jī )拍档，生性乐观的他积极(🏕)(jí )鼓(gǔ(🥜) )励(lì )颓(📣)废的飞机，两人友情大(dà(🔯) )增(zēng )。火(🔄)鸡遇(🆗)见(💊)了梦中情人小(xiǎo )明(míng )星小婷(😀)（徐若(🥦)萱 饰）(📗)，却(què )收(shōu )到(dào )她的求救信息，原(🏃)来小(🗻)婷(🌞)(tíng )被(🚎)(bèi )高利贷抓走了。飞机更(🧥)认(rèn )识(⬆)(shí )了小(💔)婷的朋友小曼（梁咏(yǒng )琪(qí ) 饰），小(♏)曼(👠)跟飞(🤽)机死去(🚂)的(de )女(nǚ )友(yǒu )样子几乎一(🗂)模一样(😂)。火鸡(jī )为(wéi )了能接近小婷，提出要保(🏀)(bǎo )护(hù(🏥) )两个女(😎)孩子。当他们4人都(dōu )沉(ché(⛏)n )醉(zuì )在(🌼)爱情(♍)的(✳)甜蜜时，杀手天(tiān )使(shǐ )计划要(🛴)杀死四(🍭)人……(💇) 一部(bù )融(róng )合了欢笑、悲伤和(😫)对现(🆖)实(🅾)(shí )批(🥩)(pī )判(pàn )的喜剧风格电影(🈹)。 ＣＣガ(🏩)ールズ(🏳)の青田典子主演によるエロチック(🐂)・(🌟)アク(🚬)ション(🏚)。浪速刑務所の刑務医・(🛅)エリカ(🍖)と看護婦・真理。２人は着(zhe )任早々、(📤)荒くれ(😾)囚人た(🛳)ちと一悶着を起こして(🚂)…。 生(shē(🍙)ng )活(huó(🌷) )中(🌜)(zhōng )形形色色的人来到这片海(😌)(hǎi )滩(tā(🚫)n )度假，在(🎥)这片海滩上没有(yǒu )了(le )阶级身份(📄)的不(🚗)同(🕚)，所有(💆)人(rén )都(dōu )是(shì )赤裸的，他们在这(🚒)片海滩(🧝)(tān )相(xiàng )遇相互熟悉，有的成为了(le )朋(pé(🐘)ng )友(😦)，有的(🥋)成为了(📽)恋人，但(dàn )即(jí )便如此这(💅)片海滩(🌆)也不能跳(tiào )出(chū )俗(sú )世的纷扰，俗世(🙂)的烦恼(🗑)也(yě )随(💛)(suí )着形形色色的人来到(🔃)了这(zhè(📖) )片(pià(🛑)n )海(✊)滩，这片海滩是否可以(yǐ )化(huà(❇) )解(jiě )这(⛲)些人带(🕎)来的俗世纷扰呢(ne )......