中国一点都不能少

Kingdom Swann is a talented but rather naive Scottish artist who lives in Edwardian London with his housekeeper, Violet, a dowdy and self-effacing but very loyal young woman from Lancashire. He is dismayed to find that there is no longer a demand for his style of paintings. Then Violet buys him a camera from the local market stall. Helped by his unscrupulous new assistant, Cromwell Marsh, he soon transforms himself into "Kingdom Swann, Society Photographer" and is much in demand. When two younger sisters want him to take "artistic photographs" of themselves in the nude, Marsh hoodwinks Swann into specialising in "tableaux": photographic versions of famous paintings of nudes, using local prostitutes as his models. Marsh realises that he can make a great deal of money on the black market by secretly printing selected parts of these photos and selling them under the brand name "Gentlemen's Relish" to a supplier of pornography. Swann is completely innocent of what is going on. Violet, aided by a group of suffragettes who are demanding votes and equality for women, stumble on Marsh's scheme. In the process they discover that a fiery opponent of pornography who has aspirations of entering the House of Lords is actually one of the best customers of Gentlemen's Relish. 富家女莫(mò )芬(fēn )妮与女友(💰)莫(mò )爱伦来到摩(mó )洛哥的(😅)马(🍲)拉(🥫)喀(kā )什旅游，不(bú )就爱伦(😖)便被(🐩)(bèi )绑(bǎng )票，而芬妮则被勒令(📅)出(👦)(chū(🌙) )境。幸而芬妮(nī )认识在美(🚐)(měi )国(🎖)(guó )领事馆工作(zuò )的马彼(🎧)得(📓)，她(🤝)在(😹)安然留在(zài )摩洛哥寻找(🌡)(zhǎo )爱(🧡)伦的下落(luò )。原来彼得是(🤐)(shì(🎿) )CIA的(🚹)特工，彼(bǐ )得声称爱伦被(bè(🥎)i )绑架(🥚)与其(qí )一(yī )夜情的男友(🍳)(yǒ(📃)u )艾(😊)杰米有关(guān )，于是芬妮与(yǔ(💉) )彼得合作，她假意与杰(jié )米(😪)(mǐ(💽) )相(🌚)好，实则(zé )秘密调查，但最(〽)后调(🔏)查出(chū )的结果竟然(rán )是…(🎊)…(🤨) 早(😰)年(nián )失去双亲在阿姨家(🕙)长大(🛹)的(de )珍园非常渴望(wàng )母性(❗)的(😌)爱(🎻)(à(🐃)i )。但是他们俩(liǎng )却始终没(📑)能(né(✋)ng )有 一个来自社(shè )会底层(🐁)的(🌏)15岁(🚂)(suì )少年，到伦(lún )敦(dūn )一家公(🎃)共浴(🔞)(yù )室当服务生(shēng )，他跟比(📭)自(🐟)己(🙎)(jǐ )大好几岁(suì )的(de )女同事合(🌋)作(zuò )，设计骗取(qǔ )顾客更多(🕙)的(🥘)小(😓)(xiǎo )费，但在这过程中爱上(👛)(shàng )了(⛴)(le )女同事，但(dàn )女方却偏爱(à(🍈)i )英(🐠)俊(🚗)的游泳教(jiāo )练。少年试(shì(⛽) )图报(🌿)复，又(yòu )难下决心。虽然两(🎋)人(🐱)后(👥)来(🦗)(lái )有性方面的接(jiē )触，但(🕹)最(zuì(😁) )终(zhōng )还是酿成悲(bēi )剧。 一(🐓)列(🌹)客(🦇)(kè )车的硬席车厢(xiāng )内，一个(🔺)6岁(suì(🕒) )的盲童正熟(shú )睡(shuì )着，或(🗳)许(🛢)他(💩)(tā )还在做着甜(tián )梦。可是，他(🌦)(tā )怎能料到(dào )自(zì )己的亲(🌘)生(🕯)父(🏹)(fù )亲乘他熟睡(shuì )的时候(🛹)，已经(🦂)(jīng )偷偷地下了车。如今，这(zhè(📯) )个(🤝)双(🔇)目失明(míng )的残疾儿童(tó(💑)ng )小元(🤦)已经成了(le )被抛弃的人(ré(🅱)n )。但(⛴)是(😒)，小(🆚)(xiǎo )元并没有被社会主义(🐽)这个(📀)(gè )温暖的大家庭(tíng )抛弃(🎢)。在(🎏)(zà(🐺)i )车(chē )厢里，列车(chē )长、乘客(💕)、新(🍉)婚夫妇、小(xiǎo )胡、老站(🎛)长(🛂)(zhǎ(📑)ng )以及旅客们(men )都(dōu )非常同情(🌫)他(tā )，向他伸出(chū )了援助的(🌔)手(🚚)。大(📔)坪火车(chē )站(zhàn )客运员任(🔁)淑(shū(🥝) )芬热情地把(bǎ )小元带到自(😴)己(🎎)(jǐ(🔂) )家中，和退休的妈妈一(yī(🚩) )起(qǐ(🌻) )无微不至地(dì )照料他，等(🌩)(dě(🚓)ng )待(🕟)查(😄)找他的家(jiā )庭住址。 本(bě(🆒)n )片是(📢)奥斯卡(kǎ )奖得主比利鲍(⏺)伯(🦈)松(🧟)顿，继(jì )【弹簧刀】后(hòu )，第(🎙)二度(🎩)(dù )自(zì )编、自导自(zì )演(✒)的(⛹)电(🏅)影。叙述克劳（比(bǐ )利鲍伯(💶)松顿(dùn )饰演）和他(tā )太(tà(🐽)i )太(🔗)露(🔼)比（罗(luó )拉邓饰演）这(🚧)对欢(🏩)喜冤家(jiā )的故事。他(tā )们非(🌕)常(🏎)恩(⏳)爱(ài )，但也常吵(chǎo )闹不休(🕒)，似乎(🎍)(hū )以互相折磨伤害，来补(🤶)(bǔ(🐪) )偿(🐑)(chá(🛹)ng )彼此的怨怼(duì )。当克劳的(🌬)(de )叔叔(❓)海索被捕(bǔ )入狱的消息(🏅)(xī(🕗) )传(🕸)来，他们(men )回到小岩城的老家(🕛)，想助(🌝)(zhù )他一臂之力。这庞大的(📛)(de )家(🙌)(jiā(😿) )族重聚之后(hòu )，三姑六婆(pó(🤱) )也到齐，一切(qiē )意料不到的(🕦)(de )事(🖲)都(🧤)可能发(fā )生(shēng )……。 孟思(🎡)(sī )晨(🆚)（钟楚红(hóng )饰）自广东农(👄)(nó(🎈)ng )村(🈸)偷渡至(zhì )香(xiāng )港，匿居于(🧞)(yú )山(🚩)间木屋区(qū )，与同为偷渡(🛷)(dù(📿) )客(❄)的(🛏)一群打工仔同居一(yī )室(🥍)(shì )，迫(😽)于生计(jì )，沦为众男(nán )泄(🥝)欲(🥟)工(🗡)具。泰(tài )国华侨江远(yuǎn )生（(💠)万梓(🕡)良(liáng )饰）客居香港，流落(💽)街(📓)头(🛢)(tóu )靠打黑拳谋生。一次江(jiā(🚽)ng )远(yuǎn )生与黑道人(rén )士发生冲(🌥)突(👊)(tū(🤵) )，躲避之际偶(ǒu )遇孟思(🛵)晨。孟(💌)思晨助江(jiāng )远(yuǎn )生藏匿，二(🔙)人(🤖)结(🎬)下露水(shuǐ )之缘。后思晨(ché(⛏)n )经人(🐙)介绍(shào )认(rèn )识独守空房(🕯)(fá(🤞)ng )的(⏭)老(🍍)木匠（关海山饰），答应(🖲)为求(🗯)子心切的他生(shēng )子(zǐ )，条(🤑)件(⏳)则(🍄)是(shì )与其同住并(bìng )获取港(🕖)人身(🍨)份(fèn )证。生活(huó )安(ān )定后(✍)，思(🌖)晨(🕓)(chén )又遇远生，二人互生爱意(😀)(yì )，偷偷幽会。远生的一(yī )身(shē(🕶)n )武(🌃)艺(💂)被黑道(dào )老板（曹查(chá )理(🌴)饰）看中，力捧其成为(wéi )职(💸)业(🏰)拳(🤼)手，并(bìng )许诺总决赛胜利(🎷)后送(🎖)其(qí )去美国栽培。不料总决(🍓)(jué(🥩) )赛(➿)(sài )之际，老板(bǎn )命其打假(🤶)拳(quá(🏈)n )，并强迫其服(fú )用兴奋剂(🕶)。而(🥍)与(🛹)此同时(shí )思(sī )晨看到“怀(huá(💀)i )孕妇(🍐)女不能(néng )赦免遣返离港(😡)(gǎ(🐦)ng )”的(🔒)新闻(wén )，万念俱灰。到底这对(🦏)苦命鸳鸯能否看(kàn )到人生曙(⛪)光(🌔)？(📵)