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MYSTICS is a hilarious black Irish comedy - Dave and Locky are a couple of old-timers who have found the perfect scam, offering 'solace and peace' to the bereaved. Dave poses as a medium, whilst Locky relays messages from 'beyond'- with hilarious consequences Things start to go wrong, however, when they end up on the wrong side of the Irish Mafia. 影片主人公是一位年(nián )轻(qīng )的记者(zhě )，他在谷仓(cāng )中躲避黑夜，受到一欺骗他的(🚹)丑陋(🧐)(lòu )老(🍦)妇用(💪)(yòng )扫(🧤)(sǎo )帚(💪)的攻(🤔)击(jī(🍳) )。他设(🦒)法(fǎ(⛄) )用基(🛎)督教(💹)传统(🍖)方式(🔛)灭之(🏳)，但她(🔬)一(yī(⛱) )下(xià(🏴) )却变成(chéng )了(le )漂亮的女(nǚ )人，显然这个女人被女巫所占有(yǒu )了(le )。而当(dāng )女(🎎)(nǚ )人(🙄)最终(🤳)死(sǐ(🚗) )去，女(⛩)人(ré(🥅)n )的父(🔄)亲吩(🚹)咐他夜夜为其祷告，直(zhí )到(dào )下葬之日(rì )。夜间女(nǚ )人复活，不过以女巫的形式，并(bìng )努(nǔ )力想得(dé )到(dào )受魔法圈(👦)(quān )保(🔖)护的(🔆)他。殊(🏚)死拼(🛠)搏的(🚖)最后(🧝)一夜(📲)，女巫(🤺)唤(huà(😚)n )来(lá(👖)i )了夜(🆕)行怪(🚵)(guài )物(🍁)助她(💞)一(yī(🕘) )臂之(❤)力…… 由于成人尸体不断出(chū )现(xiàn )以及联(lián )系(xì )中断，盖(gài )特林小镇的诡(🚞)异情(🆖)形终(🌂)于引(➰)起内(💬)(nèi )布(🦈)(bù )拉(⬜)斯加(jiā )州(zhōu )政府的关(guān )注。为了(le )避免政府的追查，盖特林镇的孩(hái )子(zǐ )们全部转(zhuǎn )移至邻近(jìn )的汉明福德小镇。 《罪恶(💚)》 A talented boxer and a gifted dancer hope to increase their waning popularity by inventing a fictitious love affair for the benefit of the tabloids. 伊丽(💭)(lì )莎(📔)(shā )白(👼)·莱(🥤)(lái )恩(🧝)(ēn )是(😜)《聪明(🛵)(míng )家(🈁)政》杂(🐯)志大(🍙)名鼎(🤣)鼎的(🤡)饮食(🚻)专栏(🕜)(lán )作(🕳)(zuò )家(🍢)，在(zài )专(zhuān )栏中把自(zì )己描述为(wéi )勤劳的已婚农妇，对烹饪、打理(lǐ )农(nóng )场(🦔)和照(♟)看(kà(😆)n )孩子(🍔)颇有(⛓)(yǒu )心(🐢)得。然(🔬)而事实上她却是个未婚(hūn )纽(niǔ )约人，不(bú )会做饭，住在单身公寓里。专栏里关于饮食的内容(róng )都(dōu )是由她的(de )好友，大(dà(📧) )厨子(🆑)菲利(🌘)克斯(🐀)提供(🗯)的。海(👗)军医(💹)院(yuà(🔗)n )一(yī(🦗) )位护(🌍)士(shì(🙍) )写(xiě(🐡) )信给(💸)杂志(👒)(zhì )的(🎭)老板(🛸)亚德(🎑)利，希望他能安排一(yī )位(wèi )刚下战(zhàn )场(chǎng )的军人到(dào )伊丽莎白(bái )在康涅迪(🥨)格州(🗿)的农(🏖)场过(🥍)圣诞(😋)节，伊(🍨)(yī )丽(🧝)莎白的(de )谎言因此(cǐ )也要穿帮了......