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党的十(😡)一届三中全(quán )会以(🥗)后(hòu )，桃(🗻)花峪大队一天天(tiā(😒)n )富裕(yù(🔣) )起来，村里办喜事的(👺)多了(le )，孩子(🥀)(zǐ )也生(👚)得多起来。生产(chǎn )大(😋)队(duì )长(⛪)于传海只顾(🖨)埋头抓(🍯)(zhuā )钱粮(🌒)(liáng )生(shēng )产，忽(🛤)视了计(🏌)划生育，使(shǐ )得问(wè(🗻)n )题接踵(💠)而来…… Christmas holidays on the snow of Cortina D'Ampezzo. Mario, a guy from Rome who has not much money, falls in love with the American Samantha, the girlfriend of hypochondriac Roberto. Billo, a singer and a playboy, meets Ivana: she now is married with a rich man, Donatone, but in the past she had a flirt with Billo, who wants to light the flame another time. The elderly Arnolphe has decided to marry a young woman, Agnes, whom he has fallen in love with. She is too young and innocent to realize what plans he has for her. But Agnes and Arnolphe's young friend, the dandy Horace, have fallen in love with each other. Their love is a threat to Arnolphe's attempt at getting married. Can the cunning Arnolphe stop them? 耐冬(dōng )（(🕌)叶(yè )童(tó(🤘)ng ) 饰）和(🍅)丈夫雷先生（张国(🕉)(guó )柱 饰(👕)(shì )）住在大屿山的(🛳)一幢(zhuà(🥊)ng )大屋，岂料一(✳)日雷先(🎮)生竟因(yīn )欠债(zhài )离(🥀)家(jiā )出(🏤)走，撇下耐冬一人(ré(🦄)n )守在这(📥)(zhè )幢也即将抵债的(➿)大屋(wū )里(💒)。 The film is based on the life of Razia Sultan (1205–1240), the only female Sultan of Delhi (1236–1240) and her speculated love affair with the Abyssinian slave, Jamal-ud-Din Yakut. 李(🍒)翰祥一身兼編導兩(🔬)(liǎng )職(zhí(🛁) )所炮(pào )製的(🚒)《皇帝保(⛏)重》，內有(🖋)(yǒu )三個以男(⛷)女情色(🔌)為主(zhǔ )題的(de )單(dān )元(🚏)故事，戲(🛒)謔一眾色中餓(è )鬼(🙎)。〈袋中春(🛁)〉一劇(🔥)描述(shù )六旬漢(hàn )劉(🤲)老吉（(🌪)谷峰）本買(mǎi )來一(🧢)(yī )位雙(🤠)(shuāng )十姑娘，豈(🙎)料洞房(🐤)之(zhī )夜給一(yī )書生(⌛)以老嫗(💛)掉包；第(dì )二單(dā(👿)n )元〈春(😢)色無邊〉講述大官(🍔)(guān )詹筆峰(🌵)(fēng )（李(😂)鵬飛）除被青春(chū(🏞)n )風騷(sā(🍘)o )的潘寡婦（(🛶)陳萍）(🎚)騙去千(🎫)(qiān )兩(liǎng )黃金(🥐)(jīn )外，更(👃)被迫娶老寡婦(fù )為(🔠)妻(qī )；(♎)最後之〈皇帝保重(🏮)(chóng )〉則(zé(🏥) )寫(xiě )同(👡)治皇帝（汪禹）因(⚪)想盡(jì(🥝)n )享魚(yú )水之歡而出(🚊)宮嫖妓(🔶)，後染上(shàng )性(💬)病的野(🥄)史。 Dr. Worley investigates a 300-year-old witch's curse in the New England town of Devonsville. Three liberated, assertive women move into town, which angers the bigoted, male-dominated town fathers. One of the women is a reincarnation of the witch, who proceeds to exact revenge on the town males. 身体的(de )残疾(jí )固(🎤)然(rán )带(👍)来比正常人多出不(⬛)(bú )知多(🤾)少(shǎo )倍的困难，而心(😤)灵上(shàng )奋(🈸)发(fā )图(😡)强(qiáng )、孜孜不倦，却(🉑)可帮(bā(🚍)ng )助(zhù )人们(men )摘(🐙)得甜蜜(🔲)的丰收(🐽)果实(shí )。自(zì(💗) )幼经历(👝)不幸童年的石榴花(😳)(huā )（龚(🔣)雪(xuě ) 饰）从未被命(🆚)运所达(dá(🏋) )到，她以(🏂)一颗散发着阳光(guā(🛎)ng )般温(wē(🖥)n )暖(nuǎn )的同情心感染(💵)着身边(🥢)每一(yī )个人(🦉)(rén )。偶然(🎑)机缘，石榴花(huā )结识(🛰)了(le )失明(🏣)青年陈湘（戴兆(zhà(❕)o )安 饰(shì(🙎) )）。陈湘克服困难，求(🍊)学(xué )奋进(🦌)，令石榴(🎻)花尤其钦佩。她主(zhǔ(👃) )动承(ché(📖)ng )担起接送陈(🦍)湘上下(📌)学(xué )的(🔐)(de )任务(wù )，不辞(🐂)辛苦。谁(🛷)知一(yī )场车(chē )祸令(🔧)石榴花(🚀)下半生与轮椅(yǐ )为(😍)(wéi )伴，也摧(😅)毁了她(🛵)的运动员(yuán )梦想(xiǎ(👂)ng )。一度绝(🥛)望的女孩最(zuì )终振(🍴)(zhèn )作(zuò(🔇) )起来，成为一(🍧)名自食(✅)其力(lì )的工(gōng )人。实(🦍)现了大(🔭)学梦想(xiǎng )的陈湘(xiā(🏪)ng )重见光(🗣)明。 关于宗教(jiāo )的故(➰)(gù )事——(😓)失业的(🔀)天主教徒唱(chàng )着“每(🛣)(měi )颗精(📢)子都是神圣(🌯)的”，把(bǎ(🔏) )一屋(wū(🤺) )四五十个孩(🧒)子送去(🚜)做(zuò )医(yī )学实(shí )验(🍀)，因为再(⬅)也负担不(bú )起他(tā(🔭) )们，而对门(❕)的新教(😟)夫妇一(yī )面(miàn )幸灾(🈵)(zāi )乐祸(🍪)，一面感叹自己(jǐ )“只(👱)(zhī )性交(🚀)两次，有两个(📗)孩(hái )子(😺)”；关于性的故事—(🔀)—教授(📊)在(zài )课堂(táng )上向学(🥔)生讲解(⬇)“性”是什么(me )，但是学生总不得要(🍊)(yào )领，无(🗄)奈(nài )之下，教授把自(🚎)己太(tà(🔑)i )太拉过(guò )来(🉐)当堂向(🔐)学生示(🗺)范；关于(yú(✍) )死亡(wá(🥇)ng )的故事——死神来(🈵)到(dào )一(🥓)(yī )个农(nóng )舍，声言要(🐮)带走所有(🦉)(yǒu )人，但(🙆)这里聚集了许多美(🤣)国朋(pé(👫)ng )友(yǒu )，不(bú )但毫不在(📅)意，还热(💱)情(qíng )地邀(yā(⛲)o )请他喝(🤹)酒聊天，让死(sǐ )神忍(🌝)(rěn )无(wú(⛲) )可忍……人生七部(👏)曲，七(qī )个沉(chén )重(✒)的话题却放入足够(🆒)(gòu )荒诞(🤵)的(de )故事，嬉笑怒骂讽(👵)刺(cì )世(🛫)间(jiān )百态(tà(👣)i )。