陈平（陈虎 饰）(😠)是在(👿)边陲(chuí )小镇打工(🕺)的普通(tōng )青年(🚤)，他身怀(huái )高超的(🚵)中国(⬜)功夫(fū )，但(🥃)是与(yǔ(🌇) )生俱来(lái )的恐(🏆)高症让他对(duì )自(⛽)己失(🧟)(shī )去了信(🧛)心。一次(cì )偶然的机(jī(🚶) )会陈平(píng )发现(👫)老(🤳)板运(🎢)货箱(xiāng )中(🛅)藏着(zhe )一个被(bèi )绑(😅)架的(🥑)七岁外国男(ná(🚻)n )孩(🏽)儿（阿曼 饰）(🍢)。
Wilhelm Wilder (Will) is a talented actor stuck on a New York City children's TV show where he portrays Bad Luck Bunny, a hapless green rabbit. Feeling a failure, he bears his fate with touching self-irony, but grows sulky and petulant when he thinks that his wife, daughter and all his friends have forgotten his 40th birthday. In the confusion following a road accident, all the world believes he is dead. Instead of rectifying the situation, he decides to fulfill a fantasy and attend his own funeral. Here he will learn what everyone really thinks of him. With the aid of his best friend Rad, an Indian restaurant-owner, Will becomes Vijay Singh, a handsome and gentlemanly Sikh, complete with turban and beard. On this memorable occasion and in the days that follow, Vijay is surprised to learn some embarrassing truths about Will. And on top of it, his newly-widowed, beautiful wife Julia takes an unseemly, romantic interest in this elegant, sexy stranger. Will confronts a unique problem: everyone likes Vijay, and most of all, he likes Vijay, more than he ever liked himself.
A bored sheep runs away from the herd. But why is no one looking for him? Do the other sheeps might need an invitation?
В своем а(🤥)вт(📃)орском(✍) п(🎏)роекте(🦐) «Белый д(🌼)ом(🍚), черный д(🛃)ым» обо(✳)зревате(🧢)ль(🦃) НТВ Влад(🌥)имир Че(😁)рнышёв п(🍥)ыт(🍜)аетс(💗)я найти ист(⚫)инные пр(❓)ич(🗒)ины п(🏒)роизошедш(🐚)его в ок(🛀)т(🥞)ябре 1993 го(💁)да.
自“大(dà )老霸(✍)”牺牲(🌠)后，“超杀女”明蒂(🐙)(dì(🔑) )（科洛·莫瑞(💹)兹(zī ) Chloe Moretz 饰）不(bú )忘(👎)匡扶(😲)(fú )正义的使命，依(🌒)然穿梭城(chéng )市(🍁)的每一个角落(luò(⏲) )惩治(🔨)邪(xié )恶。而(ér )“海扁(🚴)王”戴夫(fū )·莱(🏐)泽斯(sī )基（亚(yà(⚪) )伦·(🌄)约翰逊 Aaron Johnson 饰(📛)）为了能(néng )和超杀女(🎻)组成新(xīn )的搭档(🏋)，心甘(⛵)情(qíng )愿接(🤜)受对方的各(gè )种严苛(😁)(kē )训练。另一方(📮)面(🤥)，收养了(le )明蒂的(👒)(de )马库斯（Morris Chestnut 饰）希(🌸)(xī )望(🎻)她能(néng )过回正(♑)(zhè(💺)ng )常校园女孩的(📰)生活，享受(shòu )恋爱(💃)和友(🤺)情点缀(zhuì )的人生(🌞)(shēng )。眼见(jiàn )明蒂(👼)放弃了正义使者(⬇)的身(👔)(shēn )份，戴夫只得转(🚡)(zhuǎn )向由洗(xǐ )心(📐)革面(miàn )的黑帮打(🙆)手“上(😯)(shàng )校”（金(🐸)(jīn )·凯瑞(ruì ) Jim Carrey 饰）组成(🔐)的正义(yì )永存联(🌹)(lián )盟(🍠)，和一群原(🥚)本(běn )生活中的(de )废柴为(🤶)(wéi )了正义而奋(🤹)斗(💠)。与此同(tóng )时，失(➡)(shī )去父母的克里(👛)斯（(🥅)克里斯(sī )托夫(⬛)·(🤖)梅兹-普莱(lái )瑟(😊) Christopher Mintz-Plasse 饰）狂性大(dà )发(🍱)，更名(🎷)“臭屁王（MotherFu*ker）”，他网(⛱)罗了一群(qún )亡(🛃)命之(zhī )徒，发(fā )誓(🎞)摧毁(💊)海扁王及(jí )其伙(🤧)伴们(men )的正义事(🍺)业。
利(lì )亚姆·海(🥊)姆斯(☕)(sī )沃斯扮(🤟)演奥斯汀(tīng )的好友兼(📳)(jiān )战友，两人并肩(🛵)作战(🗒)、出生入(🌟)(rù )死。奥斯汀在美(měi )国(🍰)本土的(de )女朋友(🍳)(yǒ(🐦)u )让他情绪失控(💙)。于是，两人逃(táo )离(🕓)军队(🐜)，返回家乡(xiāng )拯(📡)救(🍳)爱(ài )情。两人回(🍜)到反(fǎn )战运动(dò(🌮)ng )如火(🏛)如(rú )荼的大学校(🐏)园，奥斯汀将(jiā(🎛)ng )如何挽回他的爱(👍)(ài )情(🈺)。
本(běn )片讲述(shù )了(🚟)一对男女从相(🥠)(xiàng )识到相恋(liàn )结(😟)婚的(🛷)一系列生(😴)(shēng )活故事(shì )，温馨(xīn )浪(⛺)漫的同时带着(zhe )一(💲)丝幽(🍽)默(mò )。新锐(🗨)(ruì )导演蔡小岑，首(shǒu )次(🌭)尝试(shì )由非专(⏸)业(🤠)演员出(chū )演主(🔸)角，而在本(běn )片后(💷)期制(🧒)作完成(chéng )的同(👃)时(🗑)(shí )，男女(nǚ )演员(🦍)在现实生活里(lǐ(🖇) )也完(🤸)成(chéng )了他们的(🆙)婚(🦅)礼，祝他们(men )幸福(🍆)！
Michelle takes a job recommended by her counselor that lands her trapped in a mansion with three psychotic siblings hell bent on purging Michelle of her sins.