A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.
两颊绯红、嘴唇(🚖)干裂(liè )、双目无(🅰)神、四肢搐(🏥)、奄(🛅)奄一息……出现(📮)在(zài )华(huá )生面前(🐠)的，是一幅非(fēi )常(🚿)凄惨的景(🦋)像，世界(🍑)(jiè )上(shàng )最(😤)伟大、(😝)最出色、(🎲)最(zuì )强悍、最聪(🆚)明的侦探(tàn )福(fú(🆗) )尔摩斯，染上了无(🖥)(wú )药(🤒)(yào )可救的致(🛰)命恶(😏)疾，危(wēi )在旦(⌚)夕…(⏺)…
SYNOPSIS
Jasper is the perfect English Civil Servant - polite and refined. But to his girl friend, and even to himself, he is a bore. So he decides to become a painter in Paris. Not so fast. The powers-that-be send him to the country to dismantle a forgotten research unit which is headquartered in an old mansion. The eccentric owner lives in a railway train, on his own 'branch line', letting the government pay for the upkeep of his ancestral home. The small research unit enjoys running the stately home and everyone is content with the status quo. Enter Jasper who quickly meets Lord Flamborough's three daughters, who, in one way or another contrive to make Jasper feel very much at home. Jasper's life is turned upside down, and he must eventually decide where his own personal future will lie.
此片是《列(🆘)(liè )宁(🥋)格勒牛仔征(🥪)美记》的续集，列宁(🎚)格勒牛(niú )仔(zǎi )乐(🐶)团收到了美国人(🍟)的(de )邀请去纽约演(🍳)出，没(méi )有(yǒ(🎣)u )签证(👱)的他们在墨西哥(🙃)(gē )海关闯关成功(☔)来到了(le )美(měi )国，这(😭)是他们前(📙)任队(duì(🍼) )长米卢出(🥞)现了，他(🙌)号(hào )称(chē(😯)ng )在沙漠里得到了(🧥)上(shàng )帝(dì )的拯救(🧛)，已经洗心革(gé )面(🛎)(miàn )成(💦)为了像摩西(🈷)一样(💻)(yàng )的(de )圣人，他(🎈)许愿(💌)他们巡(xún )回(🧚)演出(🚰)后把他们带(✒)回(huí )故(gù )乡，因为(⬅)家乡诞生了(le )一头(🧦)圣牛，为了庆祝(zhù(🔙) )，米卢决定盗走自(❓)由女(nǚ )神的(🍺)鼻子(🍔)作为献给圣(shèng )牛(🕉)(niú )的礼物，得逞后(🏢)他们(men )带着鼻子来(🐭)到了法国(💦)(guó )、德(⛔)国、捷克(🐎)，一路上(🔠)(shàng )他们和(👅)CIA密探斗志斗勇(yǒ(👈)ng )，险象环生，而密探(🎉)(tàn )长(zhǎng )时间和因(🤡)为看(❗)了米卢(lú )送(⏩)的圣(🚄)经为之感化(⏭)，成(ché(🥠)ng )为了他们的(🆙)一员(🎀)，于(yú )是，这支(🛣)并不高明的(de )乐(lè(⚪) )队为了这个神圣(💲)的梦(mèng )想，一路卖(📎)唱，千辛(xīn )万(wàn )苦(🔸)，终于回到了西伯(🤘)(bó )利亚的家乡
一(🍵)个公道(dào )的(de )警察(👛)阿穆尔的家人突(🗃)(tū )然被犯(🙀)罪分子(🚔)杀光了(le )，而(⭕)阿穆尔(💆)幸运地被(🥞)救(jiù )。阿穆尔昏迷(🦆)着整整(zhěng )五(wǔ )年(🔍)后，突然醒过来(lá(📮)i )了(le )。但(🧣)正是犯罪分(😼)子也(🥡)(yě )知道了阿(💺)穆尔(💿)还没死(sǐ )，就(📪)派一(㊙)个杀手想悲(🚻)剧(jù )重现。最后阿(⛏)穆尔消(xiāo )灭(miè )了(🤹)所有的犯规分子(🌩)。