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1908年的剑桥(🏺)，他们相遇，心(⛴)中隐(yǐn )约(yuē(💊) )情动。那(🤙)时的克里夫(🕥)（休•格兰(⛑)特 Hugh Grant 饰(shì )）和莫(mò )里(👼)(lǐ )斯（詹姆(🏜)斯•威尔比James Wilby 饰）还(🐵)是(shì )青(🚑)(qīng )葱(🍢)年(nián )岁(suì )，克里夫终于突破(♊)同性(👇)禁忌向(😷)莫(mò )里(🙅)斯(sī )吐(tǔ )露(🎋)(lù )爱意，莫里(😀)斯欣然(🎟)接受，甚至(zhì(😬) )爱得(dé )比(bǐ(🦄) )克(kè )里夫还要真诚(💤)炽热。在(👣)克里(🍵)夫选择了(le )仕(shì )途而放(fàng )弃(😛)这段(🖤)感情时，莫里斯(📃)仍然坚(jiān )守(🥞)(shǒu )。他在(zài )等(🎂)待克里(⏺)夫回来，却只(🏳)等到了(le )他(tā(🎰) )和一个(gè )贵族女子(📬)的婚姻。 ある(🌚)パブスナックに男(🕝)女が数(🧟)人集(📛)まっていた。小(xiǎo )林(lín )和美(🧚)(měi )（(🚝)カユ）(☝)、島田(🔬)末子（ゴジ(❤)ラ）にこの(🐂)店(diàn )の(🦓)チーママの(📭)大塚礼子（(🔩)レナコ）、そして(👥)ゴジラ(👉)の恋(📇)人の轟裕二の面々である(🚊)。三人(🏧)(rén )は食事を軽(🌛)く取りなが(👫)ら、男(nán )性(💱)(xìng )を待(👪)っていた。 Sketches include: Vacation Pictures. Privatized Police. Argue The Toss/Up The Ass/Oh No, Not Another One. Deodorant lover. Something Wrong With My Suit. Hugh Sings "Mystery". Executive Breakfast Lounge. Toy Car Salesman. Australians. Catherine Morland is a young women who enjoys reading Gothic Novels. She is invited to Bath by a family friend, Mrs. Allen, and there she meets Henry Tilney and his sister Eleanor. Upon returning to her home with her family Eleanor invites Catherine to come along as her guest and companion. There Catherine's imagination continues to flourish and she beings to suspect a dark secret at Northanger Abbey. 细(😒)仔是裁缝师(🔛)，与师(shī )妹(mèi )妹头一(🏤)(yī )起生活了(🕴)十年，发现彼此潜藏(🌯)(cáng )着(zhe )难(🍂)舍(shě(😗) )的(de )爱，遂决定结婚。岂料婚礼(🔬)当(dā(💻)ng )天(tiān )花(🌍)车(chē )失(🤸)(shī )事，二人同(🤢)到地府，却阴(🌧)差阳错(🛸)(cuò )。必(bì )须(xū(😹) )在(zài )四十九(🍕)日内找替身。二人找(🐥)到(dào )一(🍮)双(shuā(👄)ng )殉(xùn )情(qíng )男女，细仔顺利再(🐬)生，可(😥)怜妹头却失(shī(🐞) )败(bài )，女殉(xù(✨)n )情者不但未(🚤)死，且对(📷)细仔爱意(yì(🏊) )绵(mián )绵，细(xì(🖍) )仔周旋于这美艳女(🛳)子与鬼新娘(🌊)(niáng )间(jiān )，不胜(shèng )苦恼(🤸)，同时身(📇)不由(👇)己地卷入一(yī )场(chǎng )夺产(chǎ(🎣)n )阴(yī(📍)n )谋中…(⛏)… Catherine Morland is a young women who enjoys reading Gothic Novels. She is invited to Bath by a family friend, Mrs. Allen, and there she meets Henry Tilney and his sister Eleanor. Upon returning to her home with her family Eleanor invites Catherine to come along as her guest and companion. There Catherine's imagination continues to flourish and she beings to suspect a dark secret at Northanger Abbey. The story surrounds the lives of Dr. Rehman (Shashi Kapoor) who believes in saving the lives of the poor, instead of opening up a clinic in a big city and making money; Soni (Rekha), an innocent village girl, who was abducted by dacoits during her marriage with Dharma (Puneet Issar), and when the police rescue her and bring her back to her groom, he and his family reject her, making her seem like a fallen woman; Dr. Kumar (Ashok Kumar) who is the very opposite of Dr. Rehman; and Dr. Anand (Vinod Mehra), the son of Dr. Kumar. Dr. Anand practices under Dr. Rehman, who testified for him during a criminal trial for malpractice which resulted in the death of the husband of Rani Sahiba (Moon Moon Sen). Soni has fallen in love with Dr. Anand, but Dr. Anand has strong reservations against her, due to her background. 小王(🤣)庄的王老大(🦅)（梁(liáng )庆(qì(🎸)ng )刚 饰(shì(🤒) )）人虽笨，但(🐶)忠厚纯朴善(🔉)良。生产(chǎn )队长(zhǎng )李(😸)(lǐ )永(yǒ(🍅)ng )绪（(🦃)陈国典 饰）夫妇见他独自(💝)一人(🏽)(rén )生(shēng )活(huó )不(👃)易，给他张罗(🕢)婚事几番不(🏽)成，原因(🍜)(yīn )就(jiù )是女(🔛)方(fāng )嫌他笨(📓)。三年自然灾害期间(🥟)，王(wáng )老大结(⚾)(jié )识了携儿带女逃(🍉)荒的寡(🤾)妇大(🎢)翠(cuì )（韩桂(guì )菊(jú ) 饰），在(🤘)村里(🤔)人冷嘲(⛎)热讽中(🕥)毅(yì )然(rán )与(📒)大(dà )翠(cuì )成(🎵)了亲。从(🚣)此，王老大在(🌞)大灾(zāi )之(zhī(🚈) )年挑(tiāo )起(qǐ )了五口(🎶)之家，他(🚽)苦干(🍭)一年，年终(zhōng )分红(hóng )一(yī )分(🍹)(fèn )没(📨)有，反而欠队里(👡)几十元的口(💧)粮钱(qián )。他(tā(😋) )不忍寒(😄)冬腊月孩子(😧)们穿不上棉(🐭)衣，冒(mào )着(zhe )挨批斗(dò(📑)u )的风险，顶着(🎵)风雪上山砍柴，为(wé(🧛)i )得是过(🍓)(guò )年(🖥)时孩子们能穿上新棉衣，却(⌛)(què )不(🛳)(bú )料滑(🍭)(huá )下(xià(🌃) )山涧摔死了(🌞)。公社副主任(🥒)（常(chá(💤)ng )文(wén )治 饰(shì(⬛) )）把他的死(📝)归结为走资本主义(🚈)道(dào )路(㊙)(lù )的(🤯)必(bì )然(rán )下场，李永绪听后(🚁)实在(🙀)忍不住了(le )...... 小职(🏪)(zhí )员(yuán )建(jià(🛄)n )生（梁家辉(💍) 饰）沉(🛫)迷赌博，以求(🍭)一(yī )朝(cháo )发(💶)(fā )财，不料却欠下一(👰)身赌债。妻子(🗨)美凤(fèng )（林青霞(xiá(😎) ) 饰）为(🥦)了帮(👰)丈夫还债，不惜亏(kuī )空(kōng )公(🛵)款。建生为了(🅾)填补公(👩)款缺口，一起(❣)(qǐ )和(hé )美凤(🐦)(fèng )前(qiá(🎧)n )往泰国亲戚(🙅)家借款。返回(🌝)途中(zhōng )美(měi )凤失(shī(🃏) )足(zú )坠(🌙)海，建(⚽)生突起歹心，见死不救(jiù )，最(🍩)(zuì )终(🔓)(zhōng )警方判定美(🚈)凤畏罪自杀(🚢)。建生开(kāi )始(🍱)了(le )新(xī(💓)n )的(de )生活，处心(🕳)积虑获得了(👪)公司董事长的(de )青(qī(🗿)ng )睐以及他的(📪)女儿的芳心，事业开始飞(fē(🔋)i )黄(huá(🍰)ng )腾达。