导 演(yǎn ):吴(wú(🚕) )竞(🛄)、路子方
玉皇(🎫)大(dà(🔓) )帝(dì )悬赏征集(🏅)计(🕥)划，用(yòng )以(yǐ )推动天庭(🛫)的经济，一(yī )向(🔗)(xiàng )以头脑精明著称的(📤)雷(léi )震子（郑(🍂)中(🥠)基 饰）在(zài )向(🕗)(xiàng )玉(🦑)帝(⌚)递交计划书前(♉)(qián )被(bèi )九天玄女揭发(🗞)了雷震(zhèn )子(zǐ(💢) )30年前在凡间曾经(🗜)出手(🍺)(shǒu )帮过一个小(🙌)胖(🌨)男孩，使(shǐ )男孩(🛒)没有(🧦)误(💛)入歧途(tú )。雷震(🥥)子以为会得到赞(zàn )赏(✡)(shǎng )，但九天玄女(⏯)告诉(sù )雷(léi )震子(✉)，当年(🗨)他告诉小(xiǎo )胖(💂)(pà(😲)ng )子丁当（谷德超 饰(shì(🤜) )）只要有困难(🕳)自己便(biàn )会(huì )挺身而(🙂)出。而此时长(zhǎ(📤)ng )大(⏫)(dà )后的丁当正(🔊)面临(🗻)生(🆎)死(sǐ )大劫，如果(🌜)雷震子不(bú )能(néng )履行(🚃)当年的承诺，便(🏝)(biàn )会让竞选添上(🚌)污点(🤾)。雷(léi )震子自恃(🍩)法(📇)力高强，决定下(🧕)凡找(♿)到(👳)丁当并(bìng )帮(bā(❗)ng )他度过危机，但情(qíng )况(🏾)(kuàng )并不想雷震(🌟)子想象中(zhōng )简单(👉)。
DCI Barnaby and DS Jones investigate the murder of Nick Chaney, the director of a low-budget film about the French Revolution and the Scarlet Pimpernel, being filmed at Magna Manor. He is found on his film set having been decapitated in the guillotine. Chaney was found by Jed Norris, who had only recently been hired to work as a security guard by the film's tight-fisted producer, Jack Braxton. Chaney had also had a run-in with Danny Twyman who operates a local taxi service and who wanted Chaney to stay away from his girlfriend, Leonie Charteris. That Chaney fathered her child is a complicating factor. The owners of Magma Manor, Leonie's parents Terence and Diane Charteris, have spent a great deal of money on the Manor and very much want to maximize any possible returns. Then there's Raymond Clandillon, a past his prime actor who is prone to drink and to whom Chaney would only offer a position as an extra...
迫于(💰)生计，罗(luó )莎(shā(🏆) )里(🚢)奥（凯特·德尔·卡(⬜)(kǎ )斯蒂洛 Kate del Castillo 饰）(⤵)不得不(bú )离(lí )开了自(😜)己挚爱的儿(é(♌)r )子(🉑)(zǐ )卡利托斯（(👑)阿德(🕳)里(🗺)安(ān )·阿龙索(🚫) Adrian Alonso 饰），只身前(qián )往洛杉(🆑)矶赚钱养家。临(🌋)(lín )行前，她将卡利(🕝)托(tuō(📘) )斯(sī )托付给了(🎂)母(☔)亲班尼塔(tǎ )（(🆙)Angelina Peláez 饰(🔺)）(💍)，并允诺一定(dì(🥓)ng )会回来接他。可几年(niá(❄)n )过(guò )去，罗莎里(♐)奥似乎(hū )里(lǐ )当(🤼)初的(📮)承诺越来越远(🙍)(yuǎ(🍎)n )。
在云南古城的清晨(ché(🎈)n )，几个年轻人开(🎙)始了他(tā )们(men )一天的生(⚫)活：交警(jǐng )杨(🕶)(yá(🤪)ng )乐（余文乐 饰(📭)）在(🐸)(zà(♈)i )执(zhí )勤时爱上(🥍)了接送孩子(zǐ )们(men )的幼(⛲)儿园聋哑教师(🚝)秦(qín )小悠（高圆(💴)圆 饰(🕉)）；中(zhōng )日混(🏍)血(📋)的大学生福(fú(💊) )田(tiá(🌩)n )诚(👟)（铃木仁 饰）(😵)进入(rù )某(mǒu )剧组，为日(🌂)本明星水(shuǐ )野(🍘)裕子（三宅尚子(🥣) 饰(shì(🤛) )）担任翻译助(📉)理(📓)。杨(yáng )乐(lè )拜托表哥查(👍)问到了秦(qín )小(🍷)悠的情况，并在小(xiǎo )悠(🎙)(yōu )因身患绝症(🕧)返(🛺)回家乡(xiāng )时(shí(💛) )一路(💅)追随；福田诚(ché(🤾)ng )受(shòu )色咪咪的剧组男(🤴)主(zhǔ )角(jiǎo )拖累(🏜)，遭到水野裕子(zǐ(🐐) )误(wù(🚗) )会，然而他靠诚(😯)挚(🌬)终(zhōng )于打动了(🔷)后者(😌)。杨(🚢)乐(lè )与(yǔ )小悠(📀)陷入爱河，二(èr )人(rén )有(😋)了爱情的结晶(🈶)，然(rán )而(ér )此时小(🆑)悠的(💚)病情恶(è )化(huà(🏊) )…(📽)…另一方面，水野(yě )裕(💟)(yù )子完成拍摄(🏊)，即将(jiāng )返(fǎn )回日本。杨(🔼)乐与小悠(yōu )，福(⛩)田(🔒)和水野，四个(gè(🛤) )年(niá(🍵)n )轻人站到了各自(🌄)的爱(ài )情(qíng )路口……(🔚)
20世纪70年代(dài )，在(🕜)日本中小学生中(💢)(zhōng )间(🔛)(jiān )流传着这样(⛰)一(🗣)个恐怖(bù )的(de )传(🎑)说：(💺)放(🏷)学独自走到(dà(😼)o )公园附近时，会遇到(dà(🐠)o )一(yī )个带着白(🈶)色口罩、穿(chuān )红(🥜)色风(🍏)衣的女人。遇(yù(⛴) )到(😉)(dào )路过者，她会摘下(xià(🥩) )口(kǒu )罩，露出裂(🗡)到耳朵的(de )恐(kǒng )怖大嘴(🥓)，问对方“我(wǒ )漂(🌎)亮(📍)吗？”如回答不(🚵)(bú )漂(💯)亮，她会将对方毁(💉)(huǐ )容(róng )；若回答漂亮(😺)，她就(jiù )将(jiāng )对(💏)方变得和自己一(🕰)(yī )样(☔)(yàng )；如果逃跑(🍟)，她(🚣)会(huì )以(yǐ )极快(👤)的速(🤥)度(👂)追上。这(zhè )个(gè(🍤) )女人的名字就叫：裂(⛔)(liè )口女。
钟鼓齐(📴)鸣，在(zài )山(shān )峦峰(🥌)翠间(👛)响彻回荡(dàng )。 少(📕)林(👻)山门外，结集了(✅)(le )杀(shā )气(🤯)腾腾的铁如山(🏽)及(jí )其(qí )手下 铁血六(🔥)骥。