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Yeong-ju and Se-han, reunited at the end of the last movie, once again separate because of the objections raised by Se-han's mother. Their now handicapped son lives with his mother, but visits with his father once a week. He comes to despise his grandmother whom he has learned is keeping his parents apart and he falls out a window while trying to avoid her After a four month absence, Sherlock Holmes returns to Baker Street following several attempts on his life. Holmes had been away on an important assignment for the French government - recovering the Mona Lisa that had bee stolen from the Louvre. He was successful in his task and appropriately rewarded by the French but he raised the ire of the crime's perpetrator - Professor Moriarty. On the morning of his return, the Professor visited Holmes in his flat and warned him to cease or he would have no choice but to take extreme measures. With several attempts on his life having already taken place, Holmes and Watson head for Switzerland. Moriarty is a relentless pursuer however and he and Holmes have a fateful encounter at the Reichenbach Falls. Written by garykmcd 随(🍹)蒋(📵)军(🏇)从大陆到台湾的张广兴，因节俭得过(guò )于(yú )寒(hán )酸(suān )，被人称为“阳春老爸 ”。他(🎷)退(🥜)伍后(🍽)，在(🥙)某(🐙)(mǒ(✅)u )建(👇)筑(🌕)公司任(🔟)监工已有七年，工作勤恳，却未被提升。 其妻张氏(shì )是(shì )台(tái )湾(wān )本(běn )地(dì )人(🏴)(ré(🤸)n )，经(🕠)(jī(🧤)ng )营(yí(🤔)ng )一(🏉)(yī(⛲) )个(💏)杂货铺(🏳)。独生子张可中在大学读书。全家同左邻右舍过着和(hé )谐(xié )的(de )日(rì )子(🔸)(zǐ )。台(tá(👓)i )湾(🚔)(wā(🎠)n )由(🖇)(yóu )农(📒)(nó(🙃)ng )业(🍞)(yè(😕) )社会向工商业社会转化，汽车成了主要交通工具，没有汽车就(jiù )矮(ǎi )人(rén )一(💱)(yī(🥏) )截，被(🦈)人(♑)看(🌴)不(🈸)起(🗒)。老(📛)爸骑着(🥛)破旧寒酸的摩托(tuō )车上班，出了不少笑话，受了不少气。为了买汽车，老爸更加(🥖)节(🕙)(jiē(😕) )省(🛷)(shěng )，最(💳)(zuì(👧) )后(🥝)(hò(🥩)u )买(mǎi )来(🍀)(lái )了(le )破(pò )旧(jiù )的二手车。儿子说它太不像样，坚决不要，老爸只好放弃(🏜)。张氏(shì(〽) )为(💃)(wé(🐥)i )了(😵)(le )成(ché(📅)ng )全(🏤)(quá(🚣)n )父(🕣)(fù )子(zǐ )俩(liǎng )，暗(àn )地里标了会，几经波折去买新车。这时大陆的老奶奶去世了(🚭)，噩(⛱)(è )耗(🥃)(hà(📢)o )传(Ⓜ)(chuá(🤽)n )来(🆓)，老(😘)爸因未(🏿)能侍奉母亲，连最后一面都未(wèi )见到，嚎啕大哭，悲痛欲绝。经此事故 ，儿子了解(📔)到(📂)父(🖍)亲(🤣)省吃(⤵)俭(🌇)(jiǎ(🈺)n )用(🙀)(yòng )，是(shì(👵) )为(wéi )了(le )存(cún )钱(qián )回(huí )老(lǎo )家。从此，全家更能相互体谅。汽车终于买来(🍎)了，全家(🌉)高(💚)兴(🛴)地(🛥)乘(ché(🌋)ng )车(🔸)(chē(🥣) )出(🤛)(chū )游(yóu )。在(zài )拥(yōng )挤(jǐ )的(de )街(jiē )道上闹出不少笑话。老爸有了新汽车，方便了邻(🕤)居(🍩)们 ，买(💆)菜(💮)可(🏕)搭(🥉)(dā(🤶) )车(🕢)(chē )，上街(🌒)有车送。最后儿子开新车去上学，老爸(bà )依旧骑着靠人推才能发动的旧摩托(🤜)车(🖤)去(🕴)上(💼)班。 南(📥)方(👽)某(🙎)地(🔃)相思镇有(yǒu )一(yī )家(jiā )工(gōng )农(nóng )兵(bīng )客(kè )店(diàn )，由(yóu )于管理混乱，服务态度差(✴)，令林区(😕)的(📢)司(♒)机(🖖)们怨(🦑)声载道(🥗)。随着改革(gé )开(kāi )放(fàng )之(zhī )风(fēng )的(de )到(dào )来(lái )，公(gōng )社书记赵行（仲星火 饰）(🛹)决(👟)定改(🚛)变这(⏸)种(🍑)不(🛄)良(🌋)现状，他(✋)首先撤掉了(le )自(zì )己(jǐ )老(lǎo )婆乔三腊（刘玉 饰）的经理职务，换上敢(gǎn )说敢(🌈)干(🤑)的(🏺)原(🍌)公社(🍕)会(🍅)计(⭐)张(🐺)观音（张小磊 饰），张一向坚持原则，前(qián )几(jǐ )年(nián )曾(céng )查(chá )过(guò )乔(qiáo )三(sā(🍴)n )腊(là )的(🐥)(de )食(🐢)宿(💥)帐(🥥)。乔仰(🌖)仗父亲(🐇)是县委书记，对张观音伺机报复，她利用张(zhāng )与(yǔ )归(guī )侨(qiáo )司(sī )机(jī )邝(kuàng )南(😛)(ná(😸)n )生(shē(👻)ng )（张(🏀)潮(🈸) 饰(🍛)）(💷)谈恋爱(🏔)的机会，夸大事实，说他们是有妇之夫通奸，吓(xià )得(dé )邝(kuàng )从(cóng )此不敢来店投(Ⓜ)宿(🖕)，张(🔪)观(🐧)音也(🌴)被(🈶)搞(🌝)的(🌱)声名狼籍。如今张一上任，首先辞退利用乔三腊关系来混饭吃的人，换(huàn )上(shà(⤴)ng )一(yī )批(🍶)(pī(🧥) )通(🚹)(tō(🥁)ng )过(guò(🌶) )考(kǎo )试(🌪)(shì )招(zhāo )聘(pìn )的有事业心的年轻姑娘当服务员，店名改成相思女子客店...... Knowing that he is about to be arrested for murder, John Hector McFarlane asks for Sherlock Holmes' assistance in establishing his innocence. McFarlane is a solicitor who was visited the previous day by Jonas Oldacre who wanted to draw up a will. McFarlane was astonished to learn that Oldacre was naming him as the beneficiary of his fortune. McFarlane had never met the man who claimed to have known his parents long ago and having no issue of his own, wanted to leave everything to him. McFarlane drew up the papers and called at Oldacre's home that evening to have everything signed but sometime in the night the man was killed and the body burned beyond all recognition. Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard thinks he has an open and shut case but after Holmes interviews McFarlane's mother, he thinks there is something else afoot. Written by garykmcd A film crew producing a rock music video decides to shoot at an abandoned factory above the snow line. When an avalanche strands them, a murderous family living in the factory attacks and kills many of them 一段(😃)禁(🍢)(jìn )忌(🥣)(jì )之(🌶)(zhī(🍩) )恋(🖤)(lià(😍)n )，让(ràng )两(🍚)(liǎng )个(gè )孤(gū )单(dān )的人儿愈加孤单。逃离了混乱破败的家庭，青年水尾深（坂(♈)上(🙆)忍(🚵)(rě(🌙)n ) 饰(shì(😽) )）(🌑)漂(🅾)(piā(🚀)o )泊到一个偏远的海港小镇，决定忘记过去转而开始新的生活。他的母亲凉子(🍨)（岩下(🐐)志(💢)麻(🧘) 饰(🦕)）也(🌴)决心不(🖨)再顾(gù )惜(xī )业(yè )已(yǐ )死(sǐ )亡(wáng )的(de )婚(hūn )姻(yīn )，放弃了优渥的生活，追随儿子的(🎵)脚(💂)步离(💙)开东(🌮)京(💂)。她(🐒)辗(🖱)转找到(😑)小深(shēn )，然(rán )小(xiǎo )深(shēn )已(yǐ )经(jīng )结(jié )交(jiāo )女(nǚ )友（岡本かおり 饰），曾经的(🎗)禁(🈷)忌(👖)之(💔)恋让(🐾)他(🦗)们(🔐)走(🛥)得太远，深深的(de )伤(shāng )口(kǒu )难(nán )以愈合。小深一方面不愿回望过去，一方面又对(🛒)靠近母(🌻)亲(💪)的(🥅)男(🥍)人心(🐲)存嫉妒(🤴)。凉子在小镇安顿下来，绰约的(de )身(shēn )姿(zī )和(hé )雍(yōng )容(róng )的(de )气(qì )质(zhì )吸(xī )引了(💋)无(🐙)数人(🆎)的目(🙋)光(🎋)。她(🌏)一(🗾)心等待(✈)儿子回到身边，只是在这闭塞的(de )小(xiǎo )镇(zhèn )里(lǐ )，他(tā )们(men )的(de )爱(ài )恋(liàn )更加看不(🍙)到(🐯)未(📓)来(🥁)……(💴)