霹雳惊鸿之刀剑春秋

Hearts burn with crimson flames, as blades thrash through the darkness! Rogue ninja Shinobu uses all the weapons at her command to terminate the local corrupt politicians - including her seductive body! Hunted by her former lover and captured by a sadistic assassin, the helpless Shinobu is drugged and ruthlessly tortured - until this magnificent NINJA VIXEN slices through the threads of fate with her shining and sexy blade. Desire, danger and destiny combine in this red-hot, sensual samurai thriller, starring the voluptuous Yukashi Otaki in her film debut! You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 王阿雄(🥄)出(🥎)(chū )狱(yù )后(hò(🍮)u )，暂(🏁)时在葬仪社花(🌔)点时打(dǎ )工(gō(🛁)ng )。当他看上了在(👒)花店门口(kǒu )帮(🖼)(bāng )母亲摆摊的(🗿)唐(🔔)如梅后，便(bià(🔻)n )利(🌱)(lì )用机会将(🗨)她(🛑)带到郊外强(👯)暴(📌)。唐(táng )家因家境(🏝)困苦，父母的个(🛹)(gè )性(xìng )非常软(🕑)弱，竟抱着息事(💏)宁(níng )人(rén )的态(⤴)度(🎺)，让女儿嫁给了(🏠)比(bǐ )她(tā )大(dà(🛺) )十几岁的强奸(🐂)犯。阿雄本(běn )性(xìng )好色，又有暴(🐎)力倾向，一(yī )日(👨)(rì(🥑) )竟对登门拜访(🥚)的同学毛手(shǒ(🎫)u )毛(máo )脚(jiǎo )，进而(🏜)意欲强暴对方(💄)，被(bèi )归(guī )家的(☕)阿梅当场撞破(😣)。阿(🎉)雄(xióng )非(fēi )但(🐖)不(🤑)知何故，还恼(💾)羞(🏌)成怒(nù )，怪阿梅(🎃)破坏好事，对她(🧞)施以(yǐ )拳(quán )打(🕘)脚踢。为了照顾(🎈)初生婴(yīng )儿(é(💵)r )的阿梅，在阿雄(❕)身(🍁)边受尽(jìn )了(le )屈(➕)辱和折磨。某日(🆚)，阿雄(xióng )因(yīn )为(🌚)(wéi )参加政治抗议活动，而被(bè(🐿)i )警(jǐng )察以现行(🥤)犯(🈷)拘捕，阿梅趁(chè(😽)n )机(jī )带着孩子(🌜)逃走。为求生活(🏌)(huó )，阿(ā )梅进了(🕌)一家舞厅当小(🤖)姐。后(hòu )来认识(🚝)了(🛫)舞客潘安国(🐚)，本(🐴)(běn )以(yǐ )为寻(🧝)得(📂)此生的幸福归(🏋)宿。不(bú )料，此时(👊)却被寻妻的阿(🔋)雄寻(xún )获(huò )，被(😋)强拉回家。在精(🌽)神濒(bīn )临(lín )崩(🔝)溃(💽)的状态下，阿梅(😠)本想(xiǎng )用(yòng )菜(✈)刀了解了自己(😧)的生命，但(dàn )却(què )下不了手。直(🐡)到阿雄深夜(yè(🏧) )醉(🔈)(zuì )酒归来……(👼) 他，无人知晓(xiǎ(🛺)o )，无人关注。盘桓(🚱)市井街头(tóu )，尝(🌬)(cháng )尽世间冷暖(🏧)。无论曾经有(yǒ(🎹)u )过(♈)(guò )多少幸福(✋)与(⛺)甜蜜，而今只(🎼)(zhī(🤘) )如(rú )丧家之犬(😨)一般。画着违心(🔔)(xīn )糊(hú )口的劣(🤬)作，被周围任何(😛)一个(gè )人(rén )欺(🌸)负以衬托对方(🔖)的(🏮)优越感(gǎn )。他怎(🎢)能坦然处之吗(📄)？显然(rán )不(bú(🐍) )是，也许只是根本没有宣(xuān )泄(🏋)(xiè )愤(fèn )怒的资(💿)本(🐤)和借口。直到某(👁)(mǒu )天(tiān )，一名手(😾)持DV的女孩出现(✋)在(zài )他(tā )身旁(⚓)。女孩无所顾忌(🐑)，如(rú )影(yǐng )随(suí(🛋) )形(🎱)记录着落魄(🥔)画(🎀)家的日常(chá(🕧)ng )琐(🎃)(suǒ )事，甚至仿佛(🚋)能够通过镜(jì(🍳)ng )头(tóu )照见他的(🍕)内心世界。画家(🔤)(jiā )与(yǔ )女孩，接(🍭)受彼此命运的(🎮)引(🥛)领(lǐng )，开始让心(🙂)中的愤懑与怨(🎬)恨(hèn )如(rú )雨后(💜)的野草一般疯(🎢)长。 孔(kǒng )有(yǒu )一(🚡)家五口失踪，公(🚒)安(😕)人员(yuán )从(cóng )失(😟)(shī )踪的孔家驴(💹)车人手，在驴(lǘ(🤳) )蹄(tí )上发现了(🏚)线索，找到了埋(🎃)(mái )尸(shī )地点，并(📖)将(📖)破案目标放(👯)在(➿)(zài )孔(kǒng )家(jiā(👍) )女(🐶)儿、心怀歹意(🕗)的二棒子(zǐ )及(📶)(jí )会子身上。事(🕞)实上这二人(ré(🛷)n )均(jun1 )有隐情，与真(🍽)凶亦有瓜葛(gě(🥦) )。公(🏛)安人员拓清迷(🍜)雾，还无辜(gū )以(🍝)(yǐ )清白，元凶终(🐚)于落入法网(wǎ(✨)ng )。… 神秘而可爱(🎡)的伦敦男子(zǐ(👥) )雷(🏣)(léi )最近刚从精(🕖)神病院释放出(🛍)(chū )来(lái )，回到那(🍧)个过分溺爱的(🕐)哥哥(gē )身(shēn )边(🐧)。刚开始一切都(👨)很(🥁)顺利(lì )，雷为(🕦)哥(🏩)哥干活，过着(🌡)不(🌴)一(yī )样(yàng )的新(🧦)生活。但是当雷(🧝)迷上神(shén )秘(mì(🖤) )莫测的格拉斯(⛺)哥人劳拉之(zhī(📕) )后(hòu )，他开始停(🐌)止(🏑)服药，事情(qíng )开(🚓)(kāi )始失控……(🍦) 梁亚洲（张国(✴)立(lì ) 饰(shì )）调(🧙)进了一个关系(🕋)里。一(yī )方(fāng )面(🏳)他(🤬)是宋晓英（徐(📢)帆 饰）的(de )丈夫(😹)，一个可爱女儿(🛎)的父(fù )亲(qīn )；(♿)而另一方面，他(⏳)却是李小(xiǎo )丹(📓)(dā(😵)n )（刘蓓 饰）(✋)的(🥘)男朋友——(🔮)他(🔯)(tā )们在海南有(🔓)一段浪漫的回(🌲)(huí )忆(yì )。 You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 学电脑(🔛)的何贵炒股赔(🏉)了以(yǐ )后(hòu )，潜(🙅)心研究一种软(🍸)件(🥚)，想(xiǎng )把(bǎ )损失(🍪)捞回来，他的这(🎷)一软(ruǎn )件(jiàn )被(💅)某证券研究所(🎅)的主任朱君(jun1 )看(🏝)(kàn )中，企图利用(🤾)他(🍣)的软件欺(qī )骗(🦀)(piàn )刚入市的股(🥧)民，同时又暗(à(📔)n )拉(lā )庄家，大搞(🏃)恶性炒股活动(🤲)(dòng )，何贵出于良(👿)心(🌖)，决定揭发朱(💯)(zhū(🚊) )的(de )阴谋，在激(👧)烈(🏇)的股市活动(dò(👰)ng )... 援(yuán )助交際で(🔛)男を手玉にと(🙏)る喜(xǐ )びを味(😩)わってしまっ(📿)たコギャルの(📃)奈(👴)津美。彼女は一(🕷)緒(xù )に暮らし(🤥)ている姉の愛人とも寝てし(💡)まう…。