官道之1976

Southern California 1897: While Dumas [Mark Bedell] is in the parlor cleaning his gun, his sister Roxanne [Kennedy Johnston] is in the bedroom being seduced by the lusty vampiress, Diana Ruthven [Glori-Anne Gilbert]. When Dumas finally puts down his gun and checks on Roxanne, he finds her bed empty. Suspecting that Roxanne has been spirited away by vampires, Dumas consults with Padre Jacinto [Paul Naschy]. Arming himself with a cross, a bottle of holy water, and a Bible, the Padre and Dumas set off to find the vampires' sanctuary. There they find Roxanne, stake Diana, and stab Lord Ruthven with a silver dagger as he lies in his coffin. Padre takes this as a sign from God and vows to fight against such evil until it is eradicated from the world. 亨利一把年纪还和他烦人(🕡)的(🔡)母亲(qīn )住在一起，平时喜欢(⛓)偷(🤪)(tōu )看人家做爱(ài )。一次在路(👳)(lù(💫) )过(🚷)一家花店(diàn )时，他听到(dà(👼)o )了(🐤)奇(🤴)(qí )怪的声(shēng )响，过去查(chá )看(🔇)时(🧝)(shí )，竟然(rán )发现(xiàn )了一棵(kē(📟) )可(🕡)以(🍸)(yǐ )发出声(shēng )音的(de )植物。回(🎾)家(🦑)(jiā(🔴) )后，亨利发(fā )现这棵神奇(qí(🌺) )的(🔧)植物居然(rán )还可以说话(huà(🏊) )。植(😭)物提出(chū )想要吃苍蝇(yíng )，亨(🔁)利(🏠)则(🙈)悉心的喂养植物。慢慢的植(👩)物(👂)已经不满苍蝇，开始要求更(🔝)大(📀)的(de )动物，最后(hòu )甚至想要吃(🤦)(chī(🦉) )人(👶)... Included in Jonathan Rosenbaum’s list of 1000 essential films, Parviz Kimiavi’s The Mongols (1973) is a leftfield satire and sharp commentary on the expanding presence of cinema and television in Iran. The story follows a filmmaker, played by Kimiavi himself and also named Parviz, as he struggles with both his own film and a looming assignment to oversee the installation of a television relay station in the remote province of Zahedan. Imbued by his wife’s thesis work on the Mongol invasion of Iran, Parviz’s anxieties coalesce and materialize in the form of surreal visions in which the origins of cinema are acted out by the Turkomans he hired to play Mongols in his own film. Together with Parviz, we watch as the would-be gang of Mongols wander the desert in search of their director and the answers to their pressing questions about the nature of cinema, all while the forthcoming introduction of television consumes the local village and its inhabitants. Kimiavi fashions a fantastical cinematic space rife with bizarre metaphoric imagery and Godardian references to film-making in order to draw a sarcastic parallel between the Mongol invasion and the hyper-accelerated modernization of 1970s Iran. MYSTICS is a hilarious black Irish comedy - Dave and Locky are a couple of old-timers who have found the perfect scam, offering 'solace and peace' to the bereaved. Dave poses as a medium, whilst Locky relays messages from 'beyond'- with hilarious consequences Things start to go wrong, however, when they end up on the wrong side of the Irish Mafia. 3年前，话剧(jù )老(⛳)师(💩)林(🤶)晓阳(yáng )（林嘉欣饰(shì )）的(🥞)(de )弟(🏹)弟被(bèi )绑架(jià )，案件(jiàn )交由(👐)(yó(🐦)u )高(🏠)级督(dū )察何(hé )宛真（刘(🏌)若(🛒)(ruò(🏛) )英饰）及智(zhì )叔（张(zhāng )兆(🤣)辉(🎑)(huī )饰）负责，可是在追捕(bǔ(🏣) )的(⛺)过程中，疑犯因争吵(chǎo )坠楼(🎁)身(🦍)亡(🥖)，林晓阳就此(cǐ )埋下了怨恨(🦆)。 很(🈺)久很久以前，汤姆和妹妹爱(➕)丽(🌇)住在一个平凡的小镇，过着(🚲)平(🔇)凡(🌤)的生(shēng )活。可是，住在冰宫里(🧣)(lǐ(⏯) )的白雪皇后(hòu )(听歌)却想统(📕)(tǒ(🎊)ng )治全世界，让大(dà )家的生(shē(🚕)ng )活(📕)不(🤲)(bú )再平静(jìng )。邪(xié )恶的白(bá(👄)i )雪(㊗)皇(huáng )后制造(zào )了一(yī )面很(🌩)大(😝)(dà )很大(dà )的镜子(zǐ )，她(tā )想(📱)把(🚆)地球上(shàng )的阳光折射(shè )出(🍓)去(💎)，这(🔆)样(yàng )世界就会结(jié )冻，变成(😫)她(🌋)(tā )的天下。没(méi )想到，镜子在(🔞)运(🙊)送过程中竟然被愚蠢的精(🔭)灵(🍇)摔(🎍)碎了，恶魔的镜子碎片散落(🕷)人(👠)间，其(qí )中一片掉进(jìn )汤姆(🉑)的(🌬)眼睛(jīng )，还有一片(piàn )则刺进(⚽)了(👊)他(🎾)(tā )的心脏。从(cóng )此原本善良(🤡)(liá(☝)ng )的汤(tāng )姆看所(suǒ )有事(shì )物(🍋)都(🕐)变(biàn )的很(hěn )丑陋，甚至(zhì )变(📌)的(🔴)冷(lěng )酷，疏离朋(péng )友和(hé )家(🦊)人(🤸)。 开(💱)篇(piān )用倒叙的手(shǒu )法讲述(🎓)了(🗳)汤(tāng )克（戴恩•库克 Dane Cook 饰）(🕸)搞(🦌)(gǎo )砸一次约会(huì )的全过程(😭)。原(🥈)来(👒)他的工作是帮助被女友甩(🃏)掉(🐡)的男人，替他约会前女友并(🐬)恶(🐓)心对方。这样女友感(gǎn )念前(🌪)男(🌌)友(🍞)好(hǎo )，容易重归(guī )于好。不过(💗)(guò(😶) )，汤克最新(xīn )接到的任务(wù(🙊) )竟(🥄)然(rán )来自好(hǎo )友达(dá )斯汀(🐷)（(👂)贾森(sēn )•比格(gé )斯 Jason Biggs 饰(shì )）(📰)。后(🧓)(hò(💷)u )者追(zhuī )女友亚(yà )丽克(kè )西(🌔)斯(🍊)（凯特(tè )•哈德森 Kate Hudson 饰(shì )）(✡)始(🈁)终不得(dé )法，在公司(sī )里眼(👧)睁(😍)睁(🛃)看(kàn )着小白脸亲(qīn )近她，却(🔦)无(👰)计可施。所以，才来找汤克出(🕐)手(👪)。两人约法三章，随后汤克出(🎗)手(🏹)，从(💍)一(yī )起跑步开始(shǐ )，他就成(💧)为(😾)(wéi )了亚丽克西(xī )斯如影相(♏)随(🌬)(suí )的伴侣，两(liǎng )人关系迅速(🌐)(sù(🔠) )升温(wēn )，以至(zhì )于汤(tāng )克都(🔱)不(📓)(bú(🔠) )敢相(xiàng )信，自(zì )己已(yǐ )经离(🤫)不(🕊)(bú )开这(zhè )个女友(yǒu )。他(tā )觉(🎳)得(🔟)困扰，于是向经验(yàn )丰富的(🍆)老(🍧)爸(🌯)(bà )（亚历克•鲍德温 Alec Baldwin 饰）(🅿)求(🎁)教，但是(shì )后者却鼓励他鸠(🍸)占(🏋)鹊巢，这让他感到左右为难(💀)…(🔣)…(📱) After the old-books shop closes, portraits of the Strumpet, Death, and the Devil come to life and amuse themselves by reading stories--about themselves, of course, in various guises and eras. Four of the stories are literary horror stories (one by Poe, one by R. L. Stevenson), and the last one is a comedy involving a fake haunting. MYSTICS is a hilarious black Irish comedy - Dave and Locky are a couple of old-timers who have found the perfect scam, offering 'solace and peace' to the bereaved. Dave poses as a medium, whilst Locky relays messages from 'beyond'- with hilarious consequences Things start to go wrong, however, when they end up on the wrong side of the Irish Mafia.