吾栖之肤 豆瓣

You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 克(🙈)莱(lái )丽（(💕)苏(sū )菲·(💴)玛(mǎ )索 Sophie Marceau 饰(🍡)）年轻貌(🧟)美又独具才华，一次偶(🥣)然中，她和(👃)名(míng )为克(🤸)里(lǐ )夫（(🥫)帕(pà )斯卡(⛳)·格里高(🍆)(gāo )利 Pascal Greggory 饰）(🤤)的男子相(🍈)遇了，克里(🐘)夫醉心于克莱丽独特(🍦)的气质之(🚇)(zhī )中，而(é(🤰)r )克莱丽(lì(🧛) )亦爱上(shà(🔭)ng )了克里(lǐ(🦅) )夫，两(liǎng )人(🌗)很快(kuài )走(🍮)到了(le )一起，准备踏(tà(⛱) )入婚姻(yīn )的殿堂。 《恶魔(🗺)人》OVA第(dì )三(🏼)部 1725年(nián )1月(😍)25日，彼得大(🕖)(dà )帝即将(👽)(jiāng )驾崩，伴(👮)随着(zhe )彼得(🛬)大(dà )帝无(📑)力(lì )的手在(zài )遗嘱上(🎐)写下了“把(👵)一切都交(🌊)出去了”这(🔬)几个(gè )不(🍺)明白(bái )的(🆘)字，阴谋家(💏)(jiā )们开始(shǐ )策划宫(🚼)廷政变。皇后叶卡捷琳(🥓)娜的情夫(🥩)-特级公爵(💐)孟什科夫(🎋)(fū )·亚利(🏄)(lì )山大·(🍣)达尼雷(lé(⏹)i )奇凭着(zhe )过(💕)人的(de )胆识，在一小(xiǎ(🏥)o )撮近卫(wèi )军叛军(jun1 )的帮(🤪)助下将代(🚇)表着皇权(🤧)的蓝色(sè(🔏) )绶带从(có(💩)ng )彼得大(dà(⛷) )帝孙子(zǐ(🏤) )-九岁的(de )彼(🍜)得二(èr )世身上(shàng )夺走(🐲)，挂到了(le )曾(🛐)在普鲁士(🥡)人军队中(👲)当过洗衣(🦊)妇的皇后(🌌)叶婕琳娜(⛰)丰(fēng )满的胸(xiōng )前…(🐭)… 伴随着(zhe )近卫军(jun1 )的“前(🆖)进！为了爱(😅)情和祖国(🏁)！！”的减声中(😝)，叶卡婕宣(🕖)誓(shì )作俄(♍)罗(luó )斯人(⚡)民(mín )的忠(🍀)实(shí )母亲和(hé )保卫(🍓)者(⬇)(zhě )，成了(le )叶卡婕(jié )琳(🤕)娜一(yī )世(👎)。正(zhèng )是从(🛀)这天起，俄(🤯)罗斯开(kā(👠)i )始了女(nǚ(🌂) )人的统(tǒ(🐛)ng )治，这(zhè )统(🐶)治整(zhěng )整持续(xù )了一(🐄)百(bǎi )年…(🚵)… 为了培(😩)(péi )养出忠(🔑)(zhōng )实效忠(🚑)于成人、(💩)在逆境中(😾)坚忍不拔的青少年(📛)一代，日本政(zhèng )府出台(🔯)(tái )《BR》法(fǎ )案(🏆)。每(měi )年都(💫)从全国学(🙋)校随机抽(🚖)出一个班(♓)级的同学(❕)，前往荒岛(😹)进行(háng )生存极(jí )限挑(🌮)战(zhàn )——老(lǎo )师发(🗃)给(gěi )学生(🎺)地(dì )图、(🥙)粮(liáng )食和(🌳)各(gè )式武(🏅)器(qì )，令他(🐟)(tā )们自相(💕)残杀，直到存活(huó )下来的(de )最后一(💫)(yī )个，才(cá(🌇)i )能离开(kā(🙍)i )荒岛。接下(🦅)来(lái )，残酷(🎴)(kù )的游戏(🆙)(xì )规则和(🍅)(hé )令人绝望的生存(😇)条件，使班级里的年轻(🤧)人开始了(👚)相(xiàng )互杀(🦏)戮(lù )。善良(😚)(liáng )或者凶(😜)(xiōng )残，主(zhǔ(🌠) )动出击或(🐹)者被动防(😝)守， 同学们开始了各自(🐾)的计划，人性的(de )丑恶(🛰)在(zài )血腥(📎)的(de )死亡中(❣)(zhōng )暴露无(💙)(wú )遗。 攸(yō(🈷)u )关美国(guó(📊) )存亡，ATF特务(🌰)艾(ài )森必须(xū )潜入一只自卫队(🈶)，阻止(zhǐ )他(💏)们企(qǐ )图(👊)推翻(fān )美(🏈)国政(zhèng )府(😣)的计(jì )划(🛅)。热(rè )门脱(🙍)口(kǒu )秀主持(chí )人乔(🏡)治(zhì )是自卫(wèi )队的领(🕥)导人，计划(🖨)俘虏前来(🎸)观赏表演(🍢)的观众，实(🐃)施(shī )“新世(💿)(shì )界秩序(😗)(xù )”。 阿(ā )秋(🚪)（黄秋生 饰）曾经是(🥊)一名训练有素的警(🖋)察，如今，已(✈)经退休的(🦋)(de )他当起(qǐ(👩) )了出租(zū(🔪) )车司机(jī(💲) )，和儿(ér )子(🖼)东东(dōng )过着相(xiàng )依为命(mìng )的生(♑)活(huó )，尽管(🌑)(guǎn )辛苦，但(🃏)充满了温(🌂)情与(yǔ )快(👴)乐。某日，阿(🧞)秋的(de )前妻(🕹)突(tū )然出现(xiàn )在了(🛂)他(tā )的面前(qián )，此时(shí(🔠) )的她已(yǐ(💦) )经成为了(🍋)黑社会大(🤫)佬赵中天(🏾)（龙方 饰(👨)）的妻子(Ⓜ)，她(tā )此行(🌞)只(zhī )有一个(gè )目的，那(🧑)就是将东东从阿秋(🌽)的身边夺(🤧)走。 乔夫原(🐋)为修道院(😗)的马僮，某(🔠)日(rì )偶然(💖)发(fā )现一(📕)个(gè )秘密：原本已(yǐ )绝种的(de )龙(🛀)，竟(jìng )然还(🤔)有(yǒu )一只(🔑)还(hái )存在(📨)，于是乔夫(🕉)和这只名(💯)叫德(dé )瑞(🍨)克的(de )龙成为(wéi )了好(💛)友(yǒu )；此时(shí )，来自(zì(👥) )中国的(de )关(🍢)师父(fù )和(🥀)莉安(ān )，揭(🥜)露(lù )了龙(📳)的秘密，原(🏛)来在双尾(⌛)彗星返回(🍚)之际，一股古老(lǎo )邪恶(🐽)的(de )力量，将利用(yòng )龙(🚋)的心统御(🎁)人类。德瑞(☝)克通过了(🌕)关师父的(💾)考验，证明(🐙)了他的本(🎖)质(zhì )毫无邪(xié )恶的成(chéng )份，于(yú(🥋) )是关师(shī(👊) )父开始(shǐ(😍) )训练德(dé(🔷) )瑞克喷(pē(📤)n )火和喷(pē(🤧)n )冰，预(yù )备(🤢)对付邪恶的力量，但(📅)(dàn )真正可(kě )怕的秘(mì(🖱) )密，却(què )在(🥤)此时(shí )揭(💾)露……