Amy(吴君(jun1 )如 饰)荣(róng )立功勋将(🕉)Madam胡(📿)((🔔)胡慧中(zhōng ) 饰)肆意(🚽)(yì )整治,醒来后(hòu )却发(➖)现(🧛)是(🍫)(shì )南柯一(yī )梦……(🐕)霸王花(huā )队伍迎来(lá(👞)i )了(🎺)Susanna(叶子楣 饰)、Joey((🐄)罗(🤧)(luó(🤸) )美薇 饰(shì ))等新鲜(🔶)血(🕦)液(yè ),Amy与May(惠(huì )英红(🕣) 饰(🍳))(✳)众人怎能放过(guò )拿(🏤)新人寻(xún )开心的好机(🐦)会(🌩)?(🤗)于是(shì )霸王花营(yíng )地一时剑拔弩(nǔ )张,后(❣)经(🤔)(jī(😥)ng )互相了(le )解终于一致决(jué )定为Madam胡筹(chóu )办生(♋)日(😪)宴(🏎)会。飞虎队简(jiǎn )Sir(冯(😉)淬(cuì )帆(fān ) 饰)对Madam胡一(⛓)往(👽)情(📢)深,可惜嘴拙(zhuō )舌笨(🚲)一直落于(yú )竞争者卢(🐬)(lú(💴) )Sir(黄锦(jǐn )燊 饰)之(📒)后(🏋),这(🤱)次生日(rì )宴自然是(🦆)表(🛍)现的大好机(jī )会,以(💪)(yǐ(🥨) )阿(🍏)(ā )南(楼南光(guāng ) 饰(🔁))为首(shǒu )的一班飞(fē(😼)i )虎(💇)队(😣)亦对此次(cì )聚会兴致(zhì )勃勃,搞出笑料连(🤷)场(🎴)(chǎ(😈)ng )。
Two overzealous psychopathic US tax collectors blackmail bounty hunter Vince Holloway into stopping an illegal transfer of 20 Mio. dollars from a Mexican tax paradise into the USA. So he arrives in Diablo, where life isn't worth a penny. It seems impossible to raid the heavily guarded bank. He has to assure himself of help of the barwoman Dakota and a little boy
A doctor has a lifelike, anatomically-correct medical dummy, with muscles and organs visible through its clear skin, named Pin (after Pinocchio). Via ventriloquism, Pin explains bodily functions in a way kids can relate to. When the over-strict doctor and his wife are killed in a car crash, his son (Leon) transfers his alter-ego into Pin, whom he always believed was alive. He starts using Pin as an excuse to over-protect his sister (Ursula) from admirers and deflect unwanted intrusions, even to the extent of committing murder.
杰夫(伯纳德-皮亚里(lǐ )·唐纳狄(dí )欧 Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu 饰(🖲))(📻)和(❗)女友戴安娜(nà )(约(🥓)翰娜(nà )·特尔·斯蒂(📸)格(✂) Johanna ter Steege 饰(🏻))的(de )感情一(yī )直(zhí(🎧) )十分要好,一次旅行(há(😣)ng )中(🌽),去买(mǎi )饮料的戴安(🌄)娜(📻)(nà(🌐) )突然失踪(zōng )。人人(ré(💀)n )说(🔸)失踪只是戴(dài )安娜(🥜)离(♍)开(😂)(kāi )杰夫的借口,但这(💥)并不(bú )能阻止(zhǐ )杰(jié(🥐) )夫(🏊)追(🏛)逐寻找(zhǎo )戴安娜的(de )脚步。
This uneven comedy of manners concerns a young film projectionist (Jerome Ange) who sets out to find a marriageable woman. He sets his sights on two women he has lived with for nearly ten years (Kristin Scott-Thomas and Sylvie Orcier). For some reason, the projectionist encourages one of the women to hire a private detective (Patrice Kerbrat) to monitor his romantic activities.
圣(shèng )诞夜发生了(🏩)两(🦗)(liǎ(⛪)ng )起命案,一名在光犯打动使得(dé )店杀死店(⛹)(dià(🏥)n )主(🤼)后又将一名(míng )路过(♑)盘查(chá )警察打(dǎ )死。探(🚹)员(🖨)贝(🙌)克(kè )在圣诞节(jiē )当(🥕)天接手此案。顺着一(yī(😆) )点(✏)点暴(bào )露(lù )的线索(🍸)他(🥡)追(🕛)查到一个(gè )充满种(🎓)族(🎁)(zú )歧视的小镇上(shà(🤛)ng )。调(🥛)查(🚾)过(guò )程中他(tā )越来(👰)越发现此(cǐ )案并非单(🌂)(dā(😹)n )单(🗳)缉拿一个杀人犯那样(yàng )简单,后(hòu )面更隐(🚾)藏(☔)着(📃)(zhe )一个足以(yǐ )令世人震(zhèn )惊的大阴谋……(🗜)
亚(🥤)红(🎟)(周迎迪),亚珍((😫)颜(yán )丽如),亚珠三名(🔤)结(🍎)拜(🍵)(bài )姊妹,计(jì )划在香(🥅)(xiāng )港大赦前,偷(tōu )渡香(📲)港(📁),可惜途中被截,仅亚(👱)红(😥)(hóng )成功抵(dǐ )港(gǎng )。亚红(🌺)在(🐙)港得叶老板(bǎn )(杨(🔆)群(📇))(💬)垂青,做酒吧(ba )红理,并(😰)(bìng )以重金(jīn )帮肋两妹(🕘)偷(😌)渡(🌘)(dù )香港, 但亚珍求财心窍,求亚(yà )红带她(⏩)(tā(🍩) )出(💖)(chū )身,在酒吧(ba )工作,并(bìng )搭上狂人(rén )飞,亚红(🏃)为(📽)救(👈)(jiù )亚珍。代(dài )她应酬(👆)狂人飞, 被(bèi )亚珍误(🚣)会(🐍)(huì(📣) ),姊妹之情因(yīn )而破(😘)裂。不久,狂人飞因军火(📇)(huǒ(👞) )买卖失败(bài ),疑亚红(🚝)出(⛓)买她,残杀(shā )亚红,亚(yà(🏗) )珠(🤒)目睹,联络男友往(wǎ(✖)ng )找(🕔)狂(🗻)人飞(fēi )报复,一场生(🙉)(shēng )死搏斗即(jí )将展开(🌹)(kā(🎌)i )。
David Carradine Eurocrap! This is bad, really, really bad and clumsy. And thats not the reason I want you to watch it. It has David Carradine, lost in a country where not a single soul speaks enough english! It's like porn, without the sex. This one, Animal Protector, is about a groupe of - you're right - animal prodectors that - you're right - has to protect animals =) Where? On an island full of badass marines. David Carradine is Col. Whitlock.
老(🎥)于头(陈(chén )裕德 饰)闻言女儿小燕(马(🌙)羚(🔨) 饰(🏵)(shì ))要当(dāng )人(rén )体模特,差(chà )点气疯,他扯(❄)着(🍑)老(🈶)(lǎo )伴(丁一 饰)到(🤰)美院画(huà )室一探究竟(🤹),却(♑)发(☔)现(xiàn )是为给丈(zhàng )夫(🐝)石锁治病才(cái )鼓足勇(🗂)气(👞)(qì )来当模(mó )特的农(🕥)村(🦃)妇女(nǚ )春杏(黎(lí )静(🎣) 饰(🐉))。老师问老于头(tó(👥)u )来(🏘)画(😡)室干(gàn )啥,他一时无(💤)言以对(duì ),吱吱唔(én )唔(🏻)地(⛳)说(🥃)来当模(mó )特,师生(shē(⏹)ng )们信以(yǐ )为真,结果老(🅱)(lǎ(💱)o )于(📂)头落荒(huāng )而逃。石锁认为妻子当(dāng )模特丢(🕒)(diū(😲) )人(🐪)(rén )现眼,坚决(jué )与其(🍋)离了(le )婚。平日(rì )看似正(😆)经(🔝)的(💹)贾(jiǎ )老三趁机(jī )图(🔔)谋不轨,不料被小(xiǎo )燕(👾)识(🎨)破其(qí )丑恶嘴脸。老(🍥)(lǎ(🎊)o )于头得知(zhī )小燕真(zhē(🕗)n )当(🔵)(dāng )了模特,发(fā )誓从(🤗)此(📶)不(🤥)(bú )认这个女儿。谁知(🎦)儿子(zǐ )竟爱上离(lí )婚(😠)的(🚏)春(✅)杏,老于头怒(nù )不可(🛀)竭地(dì )要将儿子轰出(🚺)(chū(🌱) )家(👂)门,谁(shuí )知此举(jǔ )惹恼了老伴,自己反而(é(🕤)r )差(🍥)点(🎛)被扫地出门......