可爱搞怪的(de )小生（郝绍文 饰）因受不了(🤶)(le )父亲娶了新(xīn )妻(🏑)子而责骂(mà )自己(🔨)，便离(lí )家出走。一(🤾)(yī )路游荡，接着小(🚐)生认识了校(xiào )工(🌴)达叔(💛)（吴(wú )孟达(🏚) 饰）(🤶)，纠缠达(❤)叔收(🌂)(shōu )留(💷)他。达叔(✅)(shū )一(🐹)直(zhí(🏈) )喜欢一个卖(👟)花的(🍠)盲女（朱茵(🏯) 饰）(🥤)，并假装有钱(🆖)(qián )人(⛩)天天在她(tā(🤐) )的花(🐘)摊买花(huā )，希(🥟)望尽(🐻)绵力帮(bāng )忙她。达(🐘)叔(shū )所任职的学(xué )校有一群顽(wán )劣的学生，没有老师能(🦂)够把他们教好，校(🚼)长只好悬(xuán )赏50万(🍝)聘请老(lǎo )师。达叔(🈂)知(zhī )道盲女的手(🏵)(shǒu )术费正好是50万(🥖)，面对(♍)顽劣的(de )学生(🙈)，达叔(💚)(shū )决定(⛺)跟小(👙)生(shē(🏷)ng )一起到(🚆)乌龙(🔯)(lóng )寺(🍮)学艺。学(xué )成(💰)归来(🈷)的达叔果然(📗)把学(🎁)生教(jiāo )的十(🤛)分守(🤣)规(guī )矩。但为(🦋)了(le )让(📏)学生阿武(wǔ(🎸) )（金(🍊)城武 饰）在情敌(🤛)面前出(chū )口气，帮阿(ā )武催眠打架(jià )，达叔被学(xué )校赶走(🚼)了。小生出主意到(⏮)自己家里偷出(chū(🦐) )50万，可惜失(shī )败了(🦂)，为了(le )使达叔能逃(🧝)(táo )走，小生被(bèi )父(🤕)亲抓(🧥)住……
西米(😐)恩李(➰)年轻(qīng )时候(🔮)什么(🤳)坏(huài )事(🛒)都干(♊)过，骗(🥄)过、偷过(guò(🏁) )，总是(⛑)爱拈(niān )花惹(🚹)草…(🔄)…，在外可能(👅)有不(💌)(bú )少私生子(🐤)。就是(📞)这样一(yī )个(🔐)人，现(😯)在(zài )年龄大了，虽(🔑)然有钱，但身(shēn )体不再健康(kāng )，终日只有(yǒu )坐在轮椅上(shàng )，他还有什(shí )么乐(💒)子呢？于是他专(📩)门以“整”他的家(jiā(👱) )人为乐。马(mǎ )上是(🤺)圣诞节(jiē )了，他又(🐬)灵(líng )机一动，要所(🕧)有的(📸)儿子（包(bā(📶)o )括一(📰)个多年(💇)(nián )未(🐇)曾回(👭)过家(jiā )的坏(😉)儿子(〰)）、儿媳以(🚝)及(jí(💈) )一个从未见(🐴)过面(🏗)的外孙女都(🥄)(dōu )回(💤)来团聚，恰好(📭)他在(💐)南(nán )非的儿子前(🎎)(qián )来探望他，他也(💟)邀请其留下(xià )来过节。表(biǎo )面上好象希(xī )望全家团圆(yuá(㊗)n )，实际上他(tā )又在(👪)找乐子。他宣称要(⏯)修改(gǎi )遗嘱，弄得(🤹)(dé )每个人心绪(xù(👕) )不宁。他还(hái )声称(⛰)生命(🌵)有(yǒu )危险，听(🐖)从本(🈺)地警监(🚲)哈罗(🐞)德(dé(♎) )萨格登推荐(👮)(jiàn )，邀(🌫)请波洛(luò )圣(🌶)诞节(📴)来保(bǎo )护他(👫)。
在一(🐶)(yī )处小镇内(🐥)，居民(🌷)正兴高采烈(⏰)(liè )地(♍)举行嘉年(nián )华会(🥕)之际，突然一些不(🎩)(bú )知名物体入侵整个小镇。所(suǒ )有居民皆陷(xiàn )入昏迷状(♿)态(tài )，而一连串(chuà(🏖)n )神秘的事情(qíng )也(🔳)逐一在全镇居民(🎂)身上发生(shēng )。很意(💑)外地(dì )，全镇有十(💻)(shí )名(💷)妇女在这(zhè(🕓) )段时(🏪)间内同(⛳)(tóng )时(☕)怀孕(📺)，诞下的婴儿(👦)竟全(🖊)部(bù )都是凶(👟)杀暴(😟)(bào )戾的邪恶(🦊)化(huà(🙈) )身。在此时(shí(🤦) )官方(👥)委派的(de )一名(🐍)精神(🔞)科医生阿伦能否(🍮)及(jí )时阻止这场(🐧)(chǎng )大灾难呢？
The film follows the story of three girls in contemporary Paris. One searches for her lost mother since she knows she's adopted. The other has come out of a coma and needs to have a love relationship aside from his mysterious father. The third one is a crook who redeems herself through love. The action is commented by songs and dance routines.
SYNOPSIS
Neurosia is the autobiography of the director Rosa von Praunheim. The movie begins with Rosa presenting his autobiography in a movie theater. Before the film begins, he is shot. But - his body gets lost. A female journalist from a TV station begins researching the life of Rosa. In the course of the movie she speaks to lots of aquaintances, shows short clips from Rosas old movies. Her main aim is to provide sensational and shocking details from Rosas life. It turns out that nearly everybody had some reason to kill Rosa.
D'Lana Tunnell ("Gore Whore") stars as D'Lana, a bad girl who has a tremendous crush on local music legend Johnny Tu-Note (Hugh B. Brooks). Soon D'Lana is pregnant with Johnny's child and he snubs her. A group of women who hate men hook up with her and they bond throughout the movie. It all culminates in them wanting to meet their idol who is a local stripper/exploitation film star named Topsy Turvy.