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Carmen Suite is a one-act ballet created in 1967 by Cuban choreographer Alberto Alonso to music by Russian composer Rodion Shchedrin. The premiere took place on 20 April 1967 at the Bolshoi Theatre, Moscow. The music, taken from the opera Carmen by Georges Bizet and arranged for strings and percussion, is not a 19th-century pastiche but rather "a creative meeting of the minds," as Shchedrin put it, with Bizet's melodies reclothed in a variety of fresh instrumental colors (including the frequent use of percussion), set to new rhythms and often phrased with a great deal of sly wit. Initially banned by the Soviet hierarchy as "disrespectful" to the opera for precisely these qualities, the ballet has since become Shchedrin's best-known work and has remained popular in the West for what reviewer James Sanderson calls "an iconoclastic but highly entertaining retelling of Bizet's opera." Little Dick, the well-endowed dwarf servant of Master Limpcock is being pursued Nymphomania, an ugly witch who must have 69 orgasms to turn herself beautiful again. In early seventies Italy, plagued by criminality and political terrorism, a fearless police commissioner ( Enrico Maria Salerno ) is sent to restore law and order in a northern industrial town devastated by a recent wave of violence and kidnappings. When a gang of criminals steals his son, he has to decide whether to stick to his principles or follow his feelings. His decision will lead him to discover corruption at the highest levels of the police administration, with tragic consequences. 1940年(⬆)，一辆放映车(🈯)驶入(🎁)(rù )卡(😻)斯蒂利亚高原(yuán )的某个村子，孩(🍦)(hái )子(🚮)们马上围拢了(le )上(♍)去。放(📼)映的电(diàn )影是《科(🚙)学怪(🚆)人(ré(🐨)n )》，座位上有女(nǚ )童(🤯)安娜（Ana Torrent 饰）和她的(🍎)(de )小姐姐伊莎贝尔(💮)(ěr )（(🚜)Isabel Tellería 饰）。放映(yìng )室(🧥)外，父(🕕)亲痴迷(mí )于自己(⏪)的新(🥝)蜂房(⏮)(fáng )，他掏出怀表，结(🤢)束了今天的工(gōng )作(📲)。母亲正在写(xiě )一(🎈)封信(📸)，尽管对方收到信(😅)的可(㊙)能渺(🥁)茫(máng )，母亲在(🚝)信纸(🥧)上(shà(⛱)ng )倾诉思念之情，在火车站将信投(💩)(tóu )递(🍾)。安娜久久不(bú )能(🔄)忘记(⛴)科学怪人(rén )，伊莎(👶)贝尔(🌘)向她(🙄)(tā )虚构出荒原上(🍨)一(yī )座孤立的砖房(🏺)是怪人(rén )的出没(🍲)之地(🌀)。安(ān )娜惊慌逃开(🔻)，但(dà(🙅)n )从此不时返回砖(🍼)(zhuān )房(🐰)查看(👹)。伊莎贝(bèi )尔似乎洞悉了某(mǒu )种秘密(🧜)，她装死(sǐ )、跳过(🍶)火堆(🔎)，诸(zhū )如此类。不久(🕖)一名(🧒)受伤(🖐)军人躲进砖(👣)房(fá(🎞)ng )被安娜发现，当(dāng )晚军人中枪死亡(wá(🚵)ng )。父亲(🦄)来到村公(gōng )所拿(🥘)走军(🐮)人的物(wù )品，包括(🐵)一只(🥄)怀(huá(♑)i )表。安娜独自一(yī(🤘) )个跑出村子，夜(yè )里(🙅)她在湖边遇到了(💕)科(kē(🌘) )学怪人…… A grind-house thriller offering sex adultery violence brutality and deaths. When Alices's (Francoise Darc) husband Allan (Alain Mayniel) flies to San Diego for a business meeting Alice quickly invites her illicit lover Sam (Alex Chapuis) over to her LA home for a sexual tryst. With his business meeting cut short Allan decides to fly back home earlier than scheduled. His sudden return sees him catching his wife and her illicit lover having sex in the shower. Violent outbursts ensue resulting in the death of Allan while Sam is knocked into a coma. Things get worse when a couple of hippies calling themselves Catman and Catwoman and brandishing firearms break into Alices home. 一位(❇)(wèi )年(🤓)輕女子，名為(wéi )安(🌙)妮塔(🅾)患有(🥂)心理(lǐ )問題和性濫交，是因她混亂的(🚢)童(tóng )年和漠不關(🅾)心的(🗑)(de )父母。她經常和(hé(🕞) )多位(💶)陌生(💨)人發生性關(⛪)係，雖(⬅)被她的親(qīn )友認為淫蕩輕浮(fú )，也全(🐈)然不(🚳)在乎(hū )，只是得不(⚪)到一(🏗)(yī )次真正的「高(📕)潮(chá(🐷)o )」。當(🚅)她遇見埃(āi )里克(🧠)，是該地一(yī )所大學(🧘)的學生，他試圖通(🆔)過分(🖐)析她過(guò )去的關(💥)係，他(🚶)幫(bāng )助她的煩惱(🍎)。埃(ā(🈺)i )里克(🧞)露出她最親(qīn )密和最激烈的遭(zāo )遇(🕸)戰之後，他決(jué )定(🌧)，為了(🚽)她克服(fú )她的色(🔁)情狂(🥒)，他(tā(🏀) )首先必須讓(🤾)她壓(😣)制難以抑制的浮濫性(xìng )慾望。經歷漂(Ⓜ)亮(lià(♍)ng )心理學家-提供強(🚭)(qiáng )制(🍕)性的同性戀診(zhě(🙎)n )療，及(🏙)埃里(👽)克細(xì )心觀照，與(🚌)一系(xì )列事件的性(🤚)愛嘗(cháng )試，在賞心(🤪)悅目(🏣)的方式，自然使她(🏑)達(dá(🚠) )到了性高潮，直(zhí(⚓) )到她(🏣)被“治(🕔)愈”了........ 这是香港七十(shí )年代的文艺片(🏒)。片中的主角小杂(⛓)(zá )种(🈺)（宗华 饰）从(có(✖)ng )小就(🚐)是一(🏏)名弃婴(yīng )，幸(🥎)好得(🎎)到隐居山林的隐士收养，小(xiǎo )杂种才(🕥)总算(🌫)长大(dà )成人。长大(🔰)后的(📅)(de )小杂种对自己的(🌩)(de )身世(🚲)很好(🏾)奇，于(yú )是决心下(⬇)山探寻(xún )自己的身(🛐)世之谜(mí )。路上，小(🌷)杂种(🦆)与乞丐女小乙（(🎖)李丽(⭐)(lì )丽(😆) 饰）相识，两(🚪)(liǎng )人(🥤)很快(🌤)结为了好(hǎo )友，小乙和小杂(zá )种一起(🌙)上路了。虽然他们(🚋)与纨(🍭)绔(kù )子弟顾英豪(🎟)（刘(💻)(liú )丹(♐) 饰）结怨而(🔙)处(chù(🛂) )处受到刁难，但他们还是终于找到了(📕)(le )小杂(🚱)种身世之谜(mí )的(👖)线索(👑)。当最后(hòu )小杂种(🚳)从妓(🗾)院的(🌾)(de )老鸨口中得知自(⏺)(zì )己的身世时，现(xià(🆒)n )实原来如此残酷(🈳)(kù )。 Country-Western Wildcats! Marsha Jordan –(🌊) the first real star of Sexploitation – is Sweet Georgia, the sex-crazed nympho wife of rancher Big T. Unfortunately, because Big T is an ugly, abusive drunk, Georgia looks for her lovin’ elsewhere – starting with Cal, the stud ranchhand, then moving on to Virginia, Big T’s daughter, who spends her days riding her horsey in the nude. Of course, since Georgia’s only Virgina’s stepmom, the two think a little down-home girl-girl action is perfectly fine, especially around a romantic campfire. But when Georgia makes it with dumb ol’(✍) Leroy, everything gets violent. Yup, just when you think you’ve got this film figured out, an accidental death somehow escalates into one grisly murder after another. Plus: See what happens when a country singer meets a Country Hooker as Dave and his pal Billy B get detoured from a gig at a country-western bar by sexy hitchhikers Jen and Su (played by cinema sex kittens Sandy Dempsey and the legendary Rene Bond). The girls, however, are actually in the employ of sleazy Mike, The Singing Pimp, who wants the boys waylaid so he can continu polluting the bar with his prostitution racket and rotten music. But when Jen and Su end up falling for the two dumb lugs, Mike adds “strangler” to his already unsavory resume’(🎀)…. So saddle up and ride with these two Drive-In classicks direct from the vaults of producer Harry Novak (Country Cuzzins) featuring plenty of sex, violence, and godawful singing!