企业战士

It’s the girl’s physical examination day at school and the shameless trio kick out the school doctor and take his place in disguises. 女(👆)(nǚ )主角(jiǎ(⛰)o )长的(de )很苍(🌎)白很古怪，在学(xué )校很受人(rén )欺负。她好(hǎo )像没有爸(bà )爸，妈妈找(zhǎo )了一(yī )个男(ná(🥙)n )的不(bú )知(💃)道结婚没(🍥)。 上世纪(jì )90年代，一(yī )个北非村庄(zhuāng )里，八名(míng )法国西多会修士严守着基(jī )督教的(🥃)信条，在修(🕤)道(dào )院唱(📜)诗、礼拜、救死(sǐ )扶伤(shāng )，与(yǔ )当地穆斯林村民和谐相处(chù )。然而，一次恐怖主(zhǔ(🏽) )义分子的(⏱)(de )袭击，打破(🔜)(pò )了这(zhè )份宁(níng )静。工地上，外籍工人惨(cǎn )遭屠戮，西多会开始(shǐ )遭到村民(mín )的怀(🗒)疑和怨恨(🔃)。此时(shí )，政(🤣)(zhèng )府军决定对修道院加(jiā )强护卫，然而以克里(lǐ )斯汀（朗(lǎng )贝尔•维尔森 Lambert Wilson 饰）(📊)为首的(de )修(🎅)士们最终(🚪)拒绝了军(jun1 )队的要求(qiú )。在圣诞节(jiē )前夜(yè )里，一群原教旨主义者深夜来(lái )访，宣称(📙)对这场屠(👴)杀(shā )事件(🧐)负责(zé )。在教堂门(mén )口，基督(dū )教修(xiū )士与伊斯兰教门徒进(jìn )行了教义(yì )上的短(🏞)兵相(xiàng )接(🌬)。修士(shì )们(👣)用勇气和教义(yì )捍卫(wèi )了尊(zūn )严，全身而退。然而(ér )，政府军(jun1 )随后杀到，不仅活捉(zhuō(🉐) )了恐怖分(⛪)子，而且用(🧗)卑劣(liè )的死刑处死了头目。他们怀疑(yí )修士与恐怖(bù )分子(zǐ )私通(tōng )，于是把矛头(👦)对准了这(🍦)座(zuò )教堂(🥙)…… A group of people are killed one by one while participating at a million dollar treasure hunt in a mysterious Italian castle. This comedic political satire lampoons Russian communist leader Josef Stalin and ridicules the brief period of communism in Italy following World War II. The leader has sex on a bedspread with his own likeness. A hammer and sickle, along with a swastika, is prominently displayed on the posterior of his lovely mistress. The film continues with a series of sight gags, puns and short sketches with some brief interludes of female nudity. The finale finds Stalin's coffin being removed from the mausoleum in Red Square in Moscow and Italy finding another government. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi 本片囊括10个(gè )短片。崔(cuī )益焕篇名为(wéi )[遗言(yán )]，南(nán )多证(zhèng )篇名为[烟钱]，权宗(💆)观(guān )篇名(🔕)为[收(shōu )集(🎼)硬币的少(shǎo )年]，李宋(sòng )姬日篇名为[不安(ān )]，金(jīn )恩姬(jī )篇名为[锯]，杨海勋篇(piān )名为(🎑)[情景(jǐng )喜(🛃)剧]，蔡基(jī(🤩) )篇名为[跑(pǎo )得最快的男人]，尹成浩篇(piān )名为[新自由青年]，金(jīn )成浩篇名(míng )为[penny lover]，金勇(🥉)南(nán )篇名(🎤)(míng )为[百(bǎ(🅱)i )钉和鹿角]。 A young Arch Hall, Jr. is given a shot at the big time by the unscrupulous owner of a small record company played by Arch Hall, Sr. (aka William Watters). 生活对于纳塔(tǎ )（奥姆卡(kǎ )·达斯·马(mǎ )尼克普里(lǐ ) Omkar Das Manikpuri 饰）和布迪(dí(🌰) )亚（拉格(😱)(gé )胡维(wé(🦑)i )尔·亚达夫 Raghuvir Yadav 饰）两兄(xiōng )弟来说并(bìng )不乐观，由(yóu )于债务吃(chī )紧，他们所拥有(yǒu )的(🧦)唯(wéi )一一(🔱)(yī )块土地(👼)即将被政府收(shōu )走。在这(zhè )样一个节骨(gǔ )眼上，一(yī )个糟糕的建议却给了两兄(xiō(⛺)ng )弟灵感。原(🥌)来，在当(dā(💭)ng )地，自杀(shā )者的亲属会(huì )得到(dào )价值(zhí )不菲的经济支持，这样巨(jù )大的诱惑(huò )是(🛂)继续赚钱(👁)(qián )的两兄(🛑)弟(dì )无法抗拒的(de )。 Based on the Walt Whitman‘s poem "A Noiseless Patient Spider" 故事(shì )发生(shēng )在罗马尼亚同匈牙利(lì )边境上的(de )小镇Salonta，很多(duō(🀄) )非法移民(🤯)(mín )都希望(🧚)通过这里(lǐ )进入(rù )匈牙(yá )利然后是更远的西欧(ōu )。四十来(lái )岁的Nelu是当地(dì )一家(📕)超市(shì )里(🌨)的保安，他(⏭)的日子是固(gù )定的，早起钓一会儿(ér )鱼，然后(hòu )是工作，晚(wǎn )上回(huí )到妻(qī )子Florica身边(🌊)。他俩居住(💜)在城外(wà(🦊)i )人烟稀少(shǎo )的地方。一(yī )天早晨，Nelu从河里“钓(diào )”到(dào )并不(bú )是鱼(yú )，而是一名试图越(🤩)境(jìng )的土(🎤)耳其(qí )男(🐯)子。尽管(guǎn )语言不通(tōng )，但他们似乎能够理(lǐ )解彼(bǐ )此。Nelu将陌生人领回家(jiā )，喂饱他(🥈)(tā )，给他干(⏯)衣(yī )服。作(😪)为(wéi )回报，土耳其男子给了他(tā )一大笔钱，只要Nelu能够(gòu )帮助他穿(chuān )过国境。