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You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 大(dà )脑迟(🐌)钝的(de )查理在(🍿)面(miàn )包房做(😏)工(gōng )，整天受(🐞)到的是刁难(🛋)和嘲笑，因为(🈁)他在别人眼中始(🎳)终是傻瓜。他(⛏)最(zuì )大的心(🚁)愿(yuàn )是通过(😉)学(xué )习使自(💡)己(jǐ )聪明起(🐟)来。斯特劳斯博士在做一项实(🎑)验，期望手术(🏩)能改变人的(📪)智商(shāng )。查理(👖)接(jiē )受了手(😋)术(shù(🔼) )，不仅清(qīng )除了障碍，甚至(🐲)超过常人。他(📋)发现博士的(🗝)研究之前已(♊)有人在做同样(yà(🐕)ng )的事，便(biàn )直(👈)陈事实(shí )。之(😷)后他(tā )在利(🗳)用自己的非(🐻)凡聪明的大(🎗)脑为解开这项课(❣)题的谜底花(💾)费了大量的(🚀)(de )努力。在(zài )整(👸)个过程(chéng )中(🏯)，他的(de )老师始(🏢)终陪伴他，帮他学会有头脑和(👂)心去看待朋(👝)友和一切。他(📪)终于(yú )找回(🚏)失去(qù )的被(🚯)爱的(💎)(de )感觉。丧(sàng )失的童年的记(🧢)忆中，小女孩(🗼)哈里特，那个(😂)从不讥笑他(♋)的伙伴，他终(zhōng )于(📭)又找回(huí )来(😶)了。 Two Beoples have scandalous sexy times. 饰(shì )演过(🎱)许多(duō )小人(🍛)物的许志安(💨)这次饰演一(🎿)名生长在澳门的(🔶)平凡警察阿(🥃)泰，从小的(de )愿(☔)望是拥(yōng )有(📃)一个温(wēn )暖(😫)的家，与爱人(📐)小愉（梁咏琪饰）结婚、生(🧗)子，过着快乐(📩)幸福的生活(🐳)。他经(jīng )常带(🀄)着一(yī )枚戒(🚗)指要(🗓)(yào )向小愉求(qiú )婚，但每次(🍰)都失败。小愉(💬)是赌场里发(👰)牌的小妹，聪(🚮)明世故、口齿伶(🃏)(líng )俐、喜欢(💒)(huān )幻想，虽(suī(💯) )然也深爱(à(🍼)i )着阿泰，但她(🛷)一心想摆脱(🥜)眼前平凡的生活(🏊)，离开澳门这(🏼)个地方，所(suǒ(👖) )以迟迟不(bú(🏡) )肯答应阿(ā(〰) )泰的求婚。 田(🍛)力（柳云龙）与舒心（袁立(🍉)）在南京念(💇)高中时便互(📩)相倾心，只(zhī(⏩) )是碍于学(xué )业均(🍷)没将(jiāng )爱意说出(chū )。高考(👨)后，田力来到(🌠)北京念书，舒(🏼)心留在南京(🍖)上了医科大学，封(🤕)封(fēng )书信往(🏝)来(lái )中，两人(📸)(rén )均暗将对(🈲)(duì )方视作未(🆓)来伴侣。 Two G-Men, returning from hell, must perform good deeds to save themselves from a doomed fate. 一股(👇)邪惡勢力正在小(👑)村莊裡的黑(🚤)暗角落慢慢(😐)蔓延(yán )，而唯(👋)一(yī )能對抗(⬛)這(zhè )股邪惡(🐽)勢力的卻是一位村裡的年輕(🕺)女子，但這女(🔵)子卻有著極(🍿)不愉快的童(🍈)年記(jì )憶：在她(✳)(tā )八歲生日(rì )的那天，她(✝)的父親謀殺(🈳)了十五條人(💝)命並同時結(🍪)束了自己的性命(🌒)。但現在，為(wé(💔)i )了全村的(de )性(🎼)命安危(wēi )，她(⛺)必須(xū )面對(✍)殘酷的過去(🐄)並用她的靈魂抵抗邪惡勢力(🏜)，與惡魔做一(🍈)決戰…… 故(🍕)事发生(shēng )在(📘)1939年，年(nián )轻的(🔴)国王跟三位侍巨向全国宣布(🍐)，三年内不接(🐈)触任何女性(👖)并闭门苦读(🏏)。但誓(shì )言却因法(🏚)(fǎ )国公主及(jí )三名侍女(🔞)(nǚ )的造访而(🕓)瓦解，公主远(🧡)道而来是为(💅)两国的经济关系(🚭)，没想到却与(📇)侍(shì )女们误(⏳)闯(chuǎng )情关。片(🏸)(piàn )中四名男(🐇)(nán )士从未尝(🤺)过爱情的滋味，首次与公主侍(😡)女们爱得难(🔢)舍难分。片中(🥪)演(yǎn )员又唱(🔓)又(yòu )跳，具有(🦖)(yǒu )三十年代的美国歌舞片风(🎌)格。 精神方面(🎃)有问题的黛(🆕)比逃出了精(🐜)神病院，并在(zài )杀(📈)死一名(míng )女大学生(shēng )后(🍛)，假冒(mào )其身(🎎)分在校园中(🎦)活动。 黛比不(👏)久后便迷恋上英(💯)俊潇洒的教(🚃)授山姆，并想(🎷)尽办(bàn )法接(💝)近梦(mèng )中情(🥗)人，成为教授(🔦)眼中的宠儿，而对于黛比来说(🐆)，所有接近山(🚵)姆的女人都(📜)是(shì )情敌，而(🗻)(ér )对付这些(🚵)(xiē )讨厌鬼的唯一办法便是：(♐)格杀勿论！ 1725年(👲)1月25日，彼得大(🍮)帝即将驾崩(📘)，伴随着彼(bǐ )得大(📖)帝无(wú )力的手在(zài )遗嘱(💣)上写(xiě )下了(🍸)“把一切都交(🎭)出去了”这几(🌒)个不明白的字，阴(🧒)谋家们开始(🛎)策划(huá )宫廷(🐢)政变(biàn )。皇后(🏳)叶(yè )卡捷琳(😛)娜(nà )的情夫(🥣)-特级公爵孟什科夫·亚利山(🈶)大·达尼雷(🔋)奇凭着过人(🌊)的胆识，在一(🔖)小撮(cuō )近卫(🐉)军叛(pàn )军的帮助下将代表着(🐭)皇权的蓝色(🎇)绶带从彼得(🕕)大帝孙子-九(💛)岁的彼得二世身(🍻)上夺(duó )走，挂到(dào )了曾在(🈴)普(pǔ )鲁士人(👹)军(jun1 )队中当过(🐶)洗衣妇的皇(🖥)后叶婕琳娜丰满(🖋)的胸前……(🖲) 伴随着近卫(🏽)军的“前进！为(🚇)(wéi )了爱情和(🔊)(hé )祖国！！”的减(⤴)声中，叶卡婕宣誓作俄罗斯人(🥑)民的忠实母(👽)亲和保卫者(🛅)，成了(le )叶卡婕(⚪)琳(lín )娜一世(🧐)。正是从这天起，俄罗斯开始了(😮)女人的统治(🎷)，这统治整整(🏚)持续了一百(🔊)年……