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24岁(suì )的大学(xué )生尚明(😳)（金来(lá(🌊)i )沅(🦉) 饰(🔃)）从爷(yé )爷那里(lǐ )接来一道不可思议的命令(lìng )：他必(🕛)(bì(🌽) )须(🕧)和(🦓)16岁(🤷)的(📫)中(✳)学(⌚)生(🌮)宝(bǎo )恩（文(wén )根英 饰(shì )）结婚。话说这是(shì )上一代(dài )人承诺，却让(ràng )这(🏯)两(🔇)个(🌓)相差(chà )八岁、不同世界的两(liǎng )个人莫名其(qí )妙的踏(🤨)(tà(😮) )上(🗡)了(🈷)婚(🏐)姻(🤱)殿(😱)堂(🕰)(tá(🚜)ng )。 曼森太太(tài )（艾尔(ěr )玛·霍尔 Irma P. Hall饰）和她的猫一(yī )起度日(rì(👽) )，慈祥善良(📠)而(🐭)(é(🕉)r )又充满大智(zhì )慧的她(tā )，却成为了一(yī )桩赌场金库(kù )劫(🦉)案(💑)的(🤫)(de )绊(🚕)脚(🏵)石(🔩)。劫(⛴)案(🕚)(à(⏯)n )的主谋是盗(dào )名昭著(zhe )的希金森教授（汤姆·汉(hàn )克斯 Tom Hanks饰(shì )）。他自称(💓)来(🍦)在(🚷)密(mì )西西比(bǐ )大学，一举一(yī )动充满了诗(shī )人的神(shé(🖼)n )采(📫)，这(🧀)招(🎷)可(🔕)骗(😽)(pià(✂)n )过(👜)了(🌧)曼森太(tài )太。在(zài )希金森的带领(lǐng )下，一大帮(bāng )社会各(gè )色人(🎛)等进驻曼(🖲)(mà(🍍)n )森(🙋)太太出租(zū )的寓所(suǒ )，在这里，他(tā )们佯装排练(liàn )教堂歌(🥡)(gē(🛠) )曲(🍣)，实(⛰)质(🤛)是(📮)在(⛳)(zà(👺)i )打(🆒)通一条通(tōng )往金库(kù )的地下隧道。当然，如此(cǐ )艰巨的(de )任务，请来的各路(🐗)神(🌛)通(📠)也(yě )足够应(yīng )付。有挖过隧道的(de )将军，有片场的道具(jù(🏵) )师(🐆)，有(✳)赌(🔴)场(🍱)(chǎ(🏘)ng )打(💸)杂(🖨)的(🎰)(de )黑人，甚至有(yǒu )一个曾经的(de )美式足(zú )球运动员。大(dà )家都在努力(lì )“工作(🐎)(zuò(🤲) )”，眼(🌔)看大计(jì )就要成功，却怎么(me )也想不到，曼(màn )森太太将会(huì(🖼) )成(🍅)为(🔏)他(🔻)(tā(🌉) )们(👚)的(🚭)噩(🤘)梦(🍊)…… 蒂姆（本·斯蒂勒(lè ) Ben Stiller 饰）是一位平(píng )凡无奇的小(xiǎo )职员，每天过(🏒)着(⛱)朝(🤓)九晚五的规律(lǜ )生活，日子波澜不惊。最(zuì )近，蒂(dì )姆有(👾)些(🕴)郁(🚳)闷(🚛)，这(⏰)其(🙈)中(👺)的(🏰)原(✋)(yuán )因，要(yào )归结到蒂姆的(de )好友尼克（杰克·布莱克 Jack Black 饰）身(shēn )上。 香港亚(🚠)(yà(🏇) )洲(🏄)节开(kāi )幕电影及独立(lì )精神奖、韩(hán )国斧山(shān )国际电(🙌)影(⏯)节(🐾)参(Ⓜ)(cā(🍷)n )展(🍿)电(🖥)影(⏩)、(📍)日(rì )本东京(jīng )国际电影节参(cān )展电影。 A plague is sweeping the land, and the only hope for an infected girl with nothing to lose is to join forces with her father and destro y the source of the mysterious disease as filmmaker Vince D'Amato turns genre conventions on their head in this startling and original horror entry. Jenna's quest won't be an easy one, and deception lies around every corner as her and her father agree to provide safe passage for a mysterious woman who is actually Carmilla, the legendary blood-drenched baroness, and the very source of the plague. As Jenna, her father, and Carmilla make their way through a world ravaged by flesh-eating zombies, they soon join forces with a powerful warrior known as The General. A man with both a longtime grudge against Carmilla and the weaponry to ensure that she pays for her crimes against the human race, The General may just be the key to salvation for not only Jenna and her father, but all of humanity as well. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi Adapted from "Kham Phiphaksa" ("The Judgement"), a 1985 SeaWrite award-winning novel by Chat Kobjitti, "Ai-Fak" is the story about Fak, a young Thai man who leaves the monkhood to care for his ailing father. When he returns home, he finds his father has married a much younger woman. She is very beautiful, but she is also mentally unbalanced. Then the father dies, leaving Fak to care for his insane stepmother. Soon Fak's neighbors in this remote village are talking about him, saying he is sleeping with his stepmother. This rejection by the villagers sends Fak into a spiral of despair. A friend of mine had rented "Shiner" only because the clerks at his local video store were talking about "how much of a bigot the director is," implying that homophobia was at the root of the film (apparently these folks never watched the special features on the DVD, which totally negates that opinion). My friend took the video home and reported to me his fascination with the film; at the same time, he felt aroused, repulsed, intrigued and frightened during and after the flick. He told me about the premise of the film, and felt somewhat ashamed for finding some of its darker content erotic.