青空之卵

《三(🉐)(sān )月(yuè )三(sān )》 When a young auto salesman is forced to give up a vacation with his wife in order to drive an American car to its new owner who lives on the French Riviera, he makes the best of things. First, he gets and old friend to ride along with him. Then, the two of them are joined by another pair of men who want to ride south. The four of them have a great time, talking about women and fatherhood, among other things... 哥德，太平间(💭)的驼(👳)背者，由于驼背和丑陋的(🏓)外(🛌)表(🕺)，经常被人取笑，而他去一(😪)直(🎅)爱着(😐)病重的女孩，伊(yī )尔(ěr )丝(👃)(sī )，当(🦐)伊尔丝死后，愤怒(nù )的(de )他(🚐)(tā(🔽) )杀(⚓)(shā )了(le )那(nà )些(xiē )取笑他，亵(🏖)渎(🚊)伊(🚙)尔丝的美丽的人，并且之后(🚊)便消(⏭)失了，而医院的奥尔拉医(🎷)生却(😍)在禁止的情况下仍(réng )然(🗨)(rá(🛡)n )做(🐩)(zuò )着(zhe )非(fēi )法的实验，并且(👋)答(🎭)应(yī(😽)ng )帮(bāng )助(zhù )哥(gē )德(dé )重(chó(🚉)ng )新(xī(😆)n )让(ràng )伊尔丝重生，究竟还(🌒)有(🗜)什(🍗)么 可怕的事会发生呢？(⏳) It's the old dark house plot again with added gore. Foolish young people take shelter in in old house or in this case, hotel and all hell then breaks loose. Not one of the most original stories in the field of horror films and sadly there is nothing really new in this made for TV movie. Other than the only known case of death by washing machine that is! Made in 1989 but looks even more dated than that, the jocks and bimbos in the American splatter films were pretty air-headed but they were always far worse and incredibly stupid in the European ones. Anyone with an ounce of sense would see what a 'con-damned' building this house was and run for the hills. These just wait around aimlessly to be picked off by the forces of evil. The sound dubbing isn't very good either and somewhat annoying as none of the voices seem to be in tune with the actors. And the small child while I guess, is supposed to be cute is just a major pain in the backside. But then again, none of the cast are sympathetic and you don't really care what happens to them. Thus it rattles onto a dull finale and disappointment. Like a lot of Spanish and Italian films in this genre, the horror effects happen for no rhyme or reason, just to try to elicit a scare. There has to be some bounds of credibility and logic in even the most dopey plots. JOHN自(🚧)命风流，样子平凡的小明对他(🙍)一往(🕙)情深，却(què )得(dé )不(bú )到(dà(💕)o )JOHN欢(huā(⌚)n )心(xīn )；JOHN的哥哥GEORGE，为人忠直(🖕)(zhí(🛅) )，与(🦊)(yǔ )女(nǚ )友(yǒu )同(tóng )居(jū )数载(🐕)，极渴(🏭)望为人父，但女友坚决拒(🛰)绝生(🚡)育，遂准备借腹生子，但仍(✡)需(🏊)等(🥢)待机会；丽姨替JOHN的电讯(💯)(xù(🎽)n )公(gō(🎇)ng )司(sī )录(lù )成(chéng )人电话，却(😭)因此(🙀)与富(fù )家(jiā )财(cái )展(zhǎn )开(😫)(kā(♐)i )一(🍵)(yī )段(duàn )电话情缘…… 麦(✝)琪(🍢)和(🛴)一帮朋友搞了个“Horror Show”(恐怖电影(🦆)观赏(🌳)会)，布置影院的时候找到(🐔)一盘(📭)年份已久的(de )拷(kǎo )贝(bèi )盘(🎁)(pá(🐋)n )，于(🌭)是他们观看了这部电(diàn )影(🍶)(yǐng )....