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実録！　(✨)全国制(zhì )覇へ(📏)の尖兵となり(🔼)て!! Who is the real Ghostface killer in this comical XXX parody? A direct sequel to The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972) documenting similar "Fouke Monster" attacks that occurred after the events depicted in the original movie. 美(měi )丽雍容(😜)(róng )的齐藤里惠（北(běi )川景子(zǐ ) 饰）是号称银(🏖)座(zuò )NO.1的女公(gō(🎬)ng )关，她身处男性(🏈)(xìng )中间，有如众(♓)星拱月，风光无(👝)(wú )限。可是令人咋(zǎ )舌的是(shì )，她(💠)竟然是一位(wè(⬛)i )有着听(tīng )力障(🤩)碍的女性。里惠(🦓)出(chū )生在青森(🤾)县一个(gè )家教严(yán )格的家庭，不到(dào )两岁的(de )时(👠)候她因髓膜感(🏎)(gǎn )后遗症(zhèng )而(🧙)失去听力，自(zì(🗯) )然而然(rán )也失(🕧)去了说话的(de )能力。父母并(bìng )未因她的遭遇而(é(🕴)r )有过多(duō )的溺(🍮)爱，反而更(gèng )加(🎋)严格(gé )培养里(🚰)惠，叛逆(nì )的女(🔒)孩(hái )开始逃课，酗酒(jiǔ )、抽烟(yā(🏨)n )、盗窃，用一切(🏄)(qiē )罪恶作(zuò )贱(🤲)自己的身体，终(🐰)于令(lìng )其成为(🏓)青森第一(yī )不良少(shǎo )女。命运之神并(bìng )没有放(⛅)(fàng )弃可怜的女(🔎)孩，某天她(tā )邂(👲)逅了一位来自(⏫)(zì )银座的(de )妈妈(😗)桑，人生从(cóng )此发生(shēng )了天翻地覆的变(biàn )化…(🔟)… 片名的字面(📃)意思是“Super Boom”。电影(yǐ(🉐)ng )讲述的是大学(⬅)新(xīn )人史密(mì )斯（托马斯·戴(dài )克 Thomas Dekker 饰）性向(🍩)未定，他对(duì )室(📧)友索(suǒ )尔（克(📷)里斯·泽(zé )尔(🚅)卡 Chris Zylka 饰(shì )）颇感(💙)兴趣，但(dàn )后者直(zhí )男一枚，好像没(méi )什么搞(gǎ(🕧)o )头；他的女生(🎦)好(hǎo )友史黛(dà(🔊)i )拉（海莉·贝(😉)内(nèi )特 Haley Bennett 饰）带(🎮)来一个个女同(tóng )志加入(rù )小圈子；双性恋(lià(😖)n )、同性(xìng )恋、(🥉)狂野性派对(duì(✨) )，故事(shì )转啊转(🏸)，转出一宗谋杀(shā )案…....这(zhè )一切到底是真实(shí(🧟) )还是梦(mèng )境呢(🎨)？ 狮门出品(pǐ(🔋)n ) 必属精(jīng )品 Exactly fifteen years after he killed his slutty older sister on Halloween, Michael Myers breaks out of the psychiatric hospital he was placed in, and heads back to his hometown of Haddonfield, intent on murdering more horny teenagers. 三(⬆)○年代初期(qī(🕑) )，德国(guó )某处小剧院里可(kě )见到希(xī )特勒与史(📞)达林携(xié )手高(🗃)歌(gē )共舞的荒(🚐)谬景象(xiàng )，将国(🔊)(guó )际紧绷局势(🏅)化为(wéi )一声声(shēng )哄堂大笑。当纳(nà )粹开始(shǐ )四(🗓)处猎杀异议人(🐦)(rén )士，随(suí )之也(⌚)拆散了希特(tè(💶) )勒、史(shǐ )达林这对合作无(wú )间的喜(xǐ )剧搭档(🛺)，两人被(bèi )迫各(🍞)自(zì )亡命天(tiā(🛍)n )涯。他原本以为(🌯)(wéi )自己将(jiāng )前(🌩)往应许之地好(hǎo )莱坞，没想到却辗转在(zài )莫斯(🛋)科(kē )落脚，被一(🖤)群流(liú )亡共产(🔮)(chǎn )党员、间谍(🔈)与线(xiàn )民所环(🏴)(huán )绕，阴错阳差成(chéng )了史达(dá )林本尊的御用占(🏔)(zhàn )星家。伴君如(🔚)伴虎，在(zài )史达(💓)林(lín )阴晴不定(⭐)的脾气(qì )下，他(tā )该如何保住自己(jǐ )的一条(tiá(🙍)o )小命？ Exactly fifteen years after he killed his slutty older sister on Halloween, Michael Myers breaks out of the psychiatric hospital he was placed in, and heads back to his hometown of Haddonfield, intent on murdering more horny teenagers.