美丽(lì )天(🕵)使(shǐ(🌝) )运用魔法制(⛽)(zhì )造了(le )三盒(⛵)满是爱(ài )意(👊)的(de )安全套，分(🈲)别在(zài )情人节这(🔲)个(gè )爱意(yì(👣) )满满的时间(🏛)偷偷(tōu )送给(🕑)了他们，经(jī(🌟)ng )过一夜的加(🕍)温，这三对家(🕤)庭分别(bié )收到了(⌛)天使的意(yì(👊) )外惊喜，这个(😦)从(cóng )天而降(🛺)的“惊喜(xǐ )”带(☝)来了(🐻)一系列(liè )令(🃏)人(rén )哭笑不(😛)得的(de )喜事(shì(🥁) )！
心碎的贾(jiǎ(🌾) )莉拉(lā )忙着(😁)张罗丈(zhàng )夫(🥙)与(yǔ )二房娇(⛲)妻的(🐷)(de )婚礼(lǐ )，婚宴(📔)甫落幕，又意(📿)(yì )外发现女(😇)儿(ér )在学(xué(🤷) )校偷尝初恋(liàn )滋(🀄)味(wèi )；渴求(❄)自由的女(nǚ(🌌) )儿异想天开(🥎)(kāi )，竟(jìng )决心(🧔)带男友回到(⛅)(dào )婚姻观念(🏼)封闭的(de )部落拜见(📂)家长。母女二(🙏)人在自身(shē(🛵)n )幸福、亲情(😻)羁绊(bàn )、家(🔠)族颜(🚁)面以及(jí )传(👍)统规范之间(🗓)心(xīn )力交瘁(🤫)……
YY当红(hó(🚁)ng )主播(bō )天佑(📚)在事业(yè )上(🕰)风(fēng )生水起(🕵)之时(🕙)(shí )，感(gǎn )情却(🏗)惨遭相(xiàng )恋(💘)多(duō )年女友(🎞)穆小(xiǎo )南的(🌟)(de )抛弃。王冕虽也(yě(🔜) )为主(zhǔ )播，但(👖)心中(zhōng )却有(☝)(yǒu )着不灭的(🏞)电(diàn )影梦(mè(🧘)ng )。在相识了投(🔟)资(zī )人马总(➖)后终于如(rú )愿得(🤩)到拍摄电影(🎱)(yǐng )的机会。马(🤓)总却(què )提出(🐫)条件天佑出(🐠)(chū )演(🌀)男主角，王冕(🈷)(miǎn )才能出演(🌶)。王冕(miǎn )劝说(🛤)对拍电影并(Ⓜ)(bìng )不感兴趣(🌠)的天佑(yòu )一(🆎)定要帮忙，天(🥤)(tiān )佑(⛓)出(chū )于兄弟(🕣)情义(yì )答应(🔱)(yīng )了王冕的(🤞)请(qǐng )求。在与(🕉)马总洽(qià )谈合(hé(🔭) )作之时，天佑(🆑)收(shōu )到粉丝(🥧)送来的一(yī(🦖) )份神(shén )秘礼(🧘)物，是(shì )一条(🎂)(tiáo )黄金做的(👌)贞操内(nèi )裤。王冕(💨)在酒醉(zuì )中(🔛)将金内裤给(🗾)天(tiān )佑穿上(🥙)，而后发(fā )现(🎎)并没(🎤)有打开金(jī(👊)n )内裤的钥匙(🎽)。二(èr )人找到(⛎)好友MAX帮忙(má(🍾)ng )查找可能送(🏞)给天(tiān )佑这(🛄)尴尬礼物的(🏏)(de )"黑粉"。二人踏上(shà(💱)ng )了寻访各种(🚥)奇葩(pā )"黑粉(🦇)(fěn )"的旅途，殊(🔓)(shū )不知(zhī )这一切(🥏)却都(dōu )是一(👴)(yī )个"惩罚"天(🚾)佑(yòu )的圈(quā(🏸)n )套。
当五位青(🐖)春(chūn )无敌、(🚉)年少轻狂(kuá(🎾)ng )、兄(xiōng )弟义气大(👧)过(guò )天的(de )校(🙄)草级校园小(🏙)鲜(xiān )肉，在好(⛅)傻(shǎ )好天(tiā(➖)n )真的年纪，为了(le )不(🌃)被同学欺负(💎)而(ér )踏入黑(⚾)社会，进(jìn )入(📓)帮会后，一路(🛒)(lù )进入开外(🔝)挂模式(shì )，顺(🍇)风顺水，过(guò )关斩(🛌)将，睡老大(dà(🚁) )女人（好吃(👤)不过(guò )饺子(🚐)，好玩不过(guò )嫂子(🤬)(zǐ )）居然成(😜)为(wéi )黑帮(bā(🏾)ng )老大。然而(é(🙄)r )，这(zhè )一切都(⏺)是要(yào )付出(🎞)(chū )代价的…(🏃)…
THE LAND tells the story of four teenage boys who devote their summer to escaping the streets of Cleveland, Ohio to pursue a dream life of professional skateboarding. But when they get caught in the web of the local Queen-pin, their motley brotherhood is tested, threatening to make this summer their last.
Cass, a widowed mother of two and driven attorney, is in need of a nanny. She hires Matt, a handsome single family friend. Matthew's more laid back style changes the demeanor of the family's intense schedule. Does Cass realize she's needs to adjust her life's focus?
When Aurora pitches in to help her busy real estate mother, Aida, she quickly realizes she has again walked into a life or death situation. When a body is discovered at her first house showing and a second body is found in another house for sale, it becomes obvious that there is a very cool killer at large.