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HEADER portrays the grueling psychological journey taken by ATF Agent Stewart Cummings. On the surface, Stewart struggles to solve a string of bizarre murders, but in secret, his life falls into a world of corruption that's impossible to escape. Deceit, rape, and murder spiral out of control triggering a hellish conclusion that defies description. Written by Archibald Flancranstin and Michael Philip Anthony 华西学(🅿)院(🤰)的校花苏苏（赵奕(🗳)(yì(⚾) )欢 饰）独自赴(fù )景(🏀)区旅游，结果遭遇山洪(🔜)暴发(🌀)，不得已(yǐ )滞留期(qī )间(🤴)。她(😧)辗转来到老旧古朴(🏊)的(💳)平安旅馆。经过一(yī(👡) )番(🤽)讨价还价，她决定暂(🤢)且在这里待上一(yī )周(📊)。电(dià(🦊)n )闪(📫)雷鸣的夜晚，接二连(🍃)三(🛄)诡异恐怖事件(jiàn )，令(👻)苏(🐃)(sū )苏提心(xīn )吊胆，惶(🤬)恐难耐。次日一早，她(🚰)(tā(📉) )结识(🗨)了(👍)(le )同样被(bèi )困住的理(👺)工(🗼)大学生陆苗（孔千(🥠) 千(👢)(qiān ) 饰）、杨东（翟(🦌)文斌 饰）以及摄影师(🐃)林枫(🔫)（王(wáng )一 饰），青年(niá(📹)n )人(🌏)在一起让她暂时忘(🍤)却(🖊)昨夜的经历，而(ér )与(📥)林(☔)枫(fēng )似曾相识的感(👸)觉又让苏苏隐隐预感(🖼)到一(⬛)(yī(🍌) )段美好(hǎo )缘分的开(🥖)始(😆)。 泰韩（朴光政 饰）(🚽)感(👽)觉自(zì )己的妻(qī )子(❗)（金(jīn )相美 饰）有外(🉐)遇了(🌍)。为(🤑)了得到妻(qī )子与情(🔏)(qí(🦄)ng )夫的偷(tōu )情证据，他(➰)前(🕥)往了首尔，情夫中(zhō(🧦)ng )植（郑(zhèng )宝石 饰(shì )）(💔)在首(🛹)尔当的士司机。泰韩故(💎)意(🔷)(yì )坐上了(le )他的车(chē(🔟) )子(🥉)，到了一个颇远的地(🐯)方(🎶)。 大卫王为美(měi )色所(⬜)迷(mí )惑，抛弃了神与良知还(🎻)杀(📆)死了爱人的丈(zhàng )夫(🐆)，以(🦏)(yǐ )为自己的智慧可(💢)以(🌡)瞒过所有人的眼睛(📆)。但是上(shàng )帝却知(zhī )道(🤣)，为了(🤵)点(🤵)醒他，将死降临在他(🚑)(tā(😌) )的儿女(nǚ )身上，并通(🦎)过(🏇)先知讨伐他。大卫王(🕷)终于(yú )清醒，想以死(🤦)(sǐ(🎪) )求得(🥜)神的原谅，于是上帝与(🎨)他(🚯)同(tóng )在。本(běn )片所表(🎚)(biǎ(🚸)o )述的其实就是想说(🎌)明做了什么事不要以(🖖)(yǐ )为别人(rén )不知道，做了坏(✴)事(🌨)迟早也会受到报应(🌡)的(🐈)(de )，所以(yǐ )就需要人心(📶)向(🕑)善，不要泯灭了自己(🌫)的良(liáng )知。 《游乐场(chǎng )之(🤹)恋》是(💧)法(⛅)国导演帕特里斯·(🤢)勒(🥋)(lè )贡特所(suǒ )带来的(♉)(de )一(👏)段动人的爱情故事(📆)。 Mick and Joey Barrett are brothers who like to spend their time surfing. However, it doesn't pay the bills, so they offer their services to whoever needs it and occasionally get involved with all sort of adventures. In the first season, they worked primarily for Gordon, a man who used to work for the government and who's the godfather to the daughters of numerous important individuals. So occasionally, one of his god-daughters is in trouble, or someone he knew from days of government service needs something done, so he sends Mick and Joey to help them and he occasionally leaves a detail which usually involve danger, because of this they are reluctant to do the job most of the time but in the end they always do the job. In the second season, they own a surf shop in Santa Monica, and they run into people who need help or someone they know needs their help. During the third season, they closed their surf shop and were offered a job by an old friend of Mick's, who's a bail-bondsman in ... Written by rcs0411@yahoo.com While attempting to flee from the FBI, the criminal Frank Dallio kills Detective McKenna's wife, Rachel. McKenna himself is shot in the face by the professional killer Lyle Mason, who dies in a car crash shortly thereafter. The FBI persuades McKenna to undergo facial surgery and take the place of Lyle Mason in order to find Dallio and a valuable microchip. 这是个很(hěn )朴素的(⛴)(de )爱(🈂)情故(🔟)(gù )事，一边是坚守着1年(🗄)后(👈)再见面的(de )诺言，一边(🕘)则(⛵)(zé )是3个晚上一见钟(🚲)情式的热恋。是非取舍(🔶)(shě )之间，犹豫挣扎的是女主(💶)人(➖)公Natalia。对一年的不知(zhī(🎰) )不(⚫)闻感(gǎn )到不可思议(🚄)的(👪)是男主人公Mario。在最后(📨)一个(gè )晚上，当Natalia刚刚(gā(👻)ng )放下(🅱)心(🔶)中的防御，准备接受(👦)Mario的(🏐)请(qǐng )求的时(shí )候，却(✅)(què(🌓) )发现她等待了一年(👡)的那个男人站(zhàn )在(🏘)那(💷)边(biā(🕒)n )的桥头(tóu )…… Mike Ribble was once a great trapeze artist - and the only to have completed a triple somersault - before his accident. Tino joins the circus, and manages to covince Mike to teach him the 'triple'. Meanwhile Lola, a tumbler, wants to get in on the act. Written by Colin Tinto {cst@imdb.com}