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在这1957年科幻(🌶)(huàn )片中，一(yī )个男(nán )子突然迅(💜)速(🏘)缩小。格兰特·威廉姆(mǔ )斯(🤱)(sī(🧔) )饰演(yǎn )这名不幸受害者，因为(🍌)遭到(dào )辐(fú )射而(ér )一周减一(🍜)寸(🌼)，他能找到恢复身高的(de )疗(liá(😑)o )法(🔫)吗(ma )？ 在这1957年科幻片中，一个男(😶)子突然(rán )迅(xùn )速缩(suō )小。格兰(🚻)特(🎰)·威廉姆斯饰演这名不(bú(😣) )幸(🌐)(xìng )受(shòu )害(hài )者，因为遭到辐(⚡)射(🌍)而一周减一寸，他(tā )能(néng )找(zhǎ(🔃)o )到恢复身高的疗法吗？ 尽管(🚈)(guǎ(📨)n )父亲是(shì )著(zhe )名的(de )婚外情调(🌭)查(🈳)专家，尽管见识(shí )过了无(wú )数(🌶)(shù )的忠(zhōng )贞感情最终化为泡(🏢)影(🌠)，艾莲(lián )（奥黛(dài )丽·赫本(🔏) Audrey Hepburn 饰(📪)）却依旧对爱情有着无(wú )限(🆎)(xiàn )的期(qī )望和憧憬，她甚至觉(🔷)得，只有那些(xiē )明(míng )知不(bú )道(🏢)德(➕)却还要迎难而上的恋情才(😉)能(📈)算(suàn )的(de )上(shàng )是(shì )真爱。一次偶(🔤)然中，艾莲结识了父(fù )亲(qīn )的(🤜)(de )调(👤)(diào )查对象法兰肯（加里·(🙇)库(🏠)柏(bǎi ) Gary Cooper 饰）——一个(gè )在情场(⛲)上如鱼得水的风流浪(làng )子。 故(👍)(gù(👸) )事(shì )发生(shēng )在1950年代中期，某(🌳)城(🏠)市。肖平(píng )（刘增(zēng )庆 饰）和(🤼)林美兰（袁玫 饰）是一对(duì(🕣) )恋(liàn )人，两人同在设计院工作(🆚)。由(🔇)于一次图(tú )纸(zhǐ )设计(jì )上(🔆)的(🚴)分歧，两人情感出现危机。已(yǐ(⭕) )有(yǒu )妻(qī )室(shì )的主任彭珂（(💟)陈(🔚)颖 饰）趁机向美兰(lán )表(biǎ(💖)o )示(🕡)(shì )爱(ài )慕，美兰惊愕不已。在好(📩)友(yǒu )静文（林(lín )东升(shēng ) 饰）(🤨)的(👌)劝解后，肖、林两人(rén )和好(😐)如(👓)(rú )初(chū )，但(dàn )虚荣心很强的美(♐)兰仍不接受(shòu )肖(xiāo )平对(duì )她(🌒)(tā )所设计图纸提出的修改意(📝)见(🆚)，因(yīn )而(ér )又对(duì )肖平心生(🌿)怨(🚁)恨。乘人之危的彭珂趁(chèn )虚(xū(☝) )而入(rù )，其妻淑芳（王人美 饰(👚)）(😾)陷入巨大(dà )痛(tòng )苦。不久，美(👕)兰(🛥)怀孕了，彭珂出于名誉(yù )地(dì(🤠) )位(wèi )考(kǎo )虑逼美兰打胎，此时(✋)的(⛩)美兰(lán )终于认(rèn )清(qīng )了这(📴)(zhè(🍨) )个伪君子的真实面目，痛苦(kǔ(🔐) )万分。后(hòu )经领(lǐng )导和同志们(🥜)的教育帮助，她(tā )渐渐走(zǒu )出(🏹)(chū(📼) )情感的泥潭...... Kingsley Amis' novel about redbrick university life turned into likeable but harmless knockabout farce by the Boulting Brothers. The situation of accident-prone, caustic-minded young lecturer Jim Dixon having problems with his girlfriend and his professor - he was promptly annexed as an example of 'Angry Young Man' protest - here lacks all sense of satire, not surprisingly given the casting of the wet Carmichael in the central role. Cosy, undemanding, and quite forgettable. Martin Ross is a district attorney with a fighting chance at his party's nomination for governor. But Martin's brother, Richard, wants him to have more than a fighting chance. So, as the other candidate takes a shower at his country club, Richard walks in with a gun and a silencer and walks out with one less bullet. The sheriff calls Martin and tells him the news of the murder. Later, he has a suspect: the victim's teenage caddy. But Martin already knows his brother is the real murderer. And Richard takes Martin's wife hostage to ensure than no one else finds out. Dr. Matthew Campbell has been experimenting on methods to regress the mind to primitive instincts so that we can find methods to improve our brains and not get taken in by cheap horror movie hogwash. He's developed a drug made from vampire bat blood and has begun treating himself with it. But instead of improving his mind, he's become ill and addicted. He dies, but not before trying to warn fellow doctor Paul Beecher. Fortunately for us, he dies before he can say more than that pills are to blame. While still at Campbell's house, Paul finds a bottle of pills and pockets them. He's also got another bottle of pills in his other pocket that he takes for frequent migraine attacks. He goes home, puts his jacket on a rack, and then he's struck with a migraine. He asks his daughter to give him the pills in his jacket pocket, and of course she gives him the pills of evil. He is instantly addicted and he must take one pill every day. Each time he takes a pill he turns into a hairy and very insane killer, and he doesn't remember what he's done, except as a vague dream. Can the police and the other scientists who work nearby figure out who the killer is and stop him before he kills the beauteous new nurse that he has just hired? 本片恶搞一番(🕖)西(🛷)游记(jì )。 《萬(wàn )華白骨事件》是一(🍧)部真人實事的社(shè )會(huì )案件(⬛)(jià(📍)n )改編的黑白电影。 三名闹事(🐧)青(💕)年在(zài )一(yī )名精(jīng )神病患者(💋)的带领下侵入一家农舍把(bǎ(👽) )农(🏅)(nóng )夫(fū )一(yī )家杀死，警官托(📼)尼(📠)在办案时发现了(le )更(gèng )鲜为(wé(🙉)i )人知的秘密……