Based on the play by 'Joe Orton' this film follows the adventures of two pals who have pulled off a bank robbery and have to hide the loot. Fortunately (?) one of them works in a funeral parlour and they have a coffin to spare. Then there's the gold-digger nurse and the gonad-grabber detective and a host of other wonderful characters.
D大调第九号交响曲由(yóu )古(gǔ )斯塔(tǎ )夫·马(mǎ )勒于(🙍)1909年(✋)(nián )至1910年间所作，此曲连同‘大地之歌(gē )’，成(chéng )为第十(shí )套由(😨)马(🛍)(mǎ(🐉) )勒(🚣)创(🍹)作(🍜)之(🎭)交(📵)响(🚍)曲(💮)。由(🦗)于马勒未完成(chéng )第(dì )十号(hào )交响曲(qǔ )便已与(yǔ )世长辞(cí )，故此(💘)首(👡)第九号交响曲，亦是(shì )马勒(lè )生前最(zuì )后完成(chéng )之交响(xiǎng )曲(❤)。
Agnes (Brigitte Bardot) is the nun who follows the order to the beach for a swim in the ocean. They shed their habits to reveal bathing suits worn underneath the robes. After swimming away from the group, Agnes is fortunate enough to find some perfectly fitting mod garb complete with accessories. A motor bike is also conveniently left for her to use, and she takes off on an adventurous romp. After wrecking the bike, she is taken into custody by the police and meets Lisa (Annie Girardot), a fun-loving hooker. Agnes tries to live the life of a prostitute but fails to make the erotic connection. After Lisa saves the nun from a group of drunken American sailors, Agnes takes a job riding in an ambulance, and Lisa uses the vehicle for a bordello on wheels. Eventually, a doctor (Jacques Duby) recognizes Agnes as a nun when she comes to him as a potential sex customer. After delivering a pregnant women to the hospital, Agnes and Lisa swim back to the group of nuns, don habits and blend back into the religious order.
本(🐖)武(🌆)侠(➕)片(✡)由(🔋)罗(🚓)维(🔤)导(🚓)演(🧑)，倪匡编(biān )剧(jù )，郑(zhèng )佩佩、金汉、岳华及罗烈等主演。故事讲述高(🤢)氏(🐟)(shì )五(wǔ )兄弟(dì )，少时(shí )家遭巨(jù )变，流离失散，长大后，各有际(🧞)遇(🏖)(yù(🆎) )，学(📳)成(🚋)(ché(🛷)ng )惊(🌭)人(🤱)武(🕛)(wǔ(👈) )艺(🅿)；惟(wéi )五兄弟俱不相识，更不知大仇人就(jiù )是(shì )无恶(è )不作的(🐀)(de )腾(🦎)龙庄(zhuāng )主龙振风(田丰 饰)。侠女燕来(郑佩佩 饰(shì ))乃高(gāo )氏兄弟(⛩)(dì(🐰) )父(🔕)亲(🚩)世(🍂)(shì(😦) )交(🐟)之(💛)女(📂)(nǚ(🛶) )，奉严父遗命，找寻高家五兄弟，并交出(chū )「五虎(hǔ )齐心」武功秘笈(🦂)，要(🌘)五兄弟加以苦练，便(biàn )可(kě )战胜(shèng )龙振风(fēng )……
梅(méi )淑卿(⛺)为(🗃)了(🍙)争(🙊)取(🍥)自(🤐)由(🎙)恋(🏬)爱(✊)，摆(🌗)脱(🚇)封建(jiàn )大(dà )家庭(tíng )，选择(zé )与江少(shǎo )文这个穷教师到小镇定居(👚)结(🏏)婚。婚(hūn )后(hòu )五个(gè )子女在(zài )十二年(nián )内先后出生，儿女一多(🌜)，经(👥)济(🚲)便(🚗)有(🕺)了(💤)(le )困(🚣)难(👄)(ná(👔)n )，终(🚺)于(yú )两人都(dōu )先后为(wéi )儿女而过度辛劳，在极度贫困中死(sǐ )去，无(⌛)(wú(🈁) )法完成(chéng )父母的(de )责任。然而悲剧还未终结，彼时竟(jìng )有(yǒu )人肉(🔓)(rò(💇)u )贩(👄)子(🍻)看(🍾)(kà(📖)n )中(⛱)他(🐋)们(🌚)(men )的(😱)大女儿……
Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.