两个天(🍤)(tiān )使进行了(〽)(le )一场撮合人(🏌)(ré(🕧)n )间男女的爱(🤥)(ài )情游戏，游(😫)戏的主角(jiǎ(👦)o )是(😤)席琳（卡(kǎ(🚾) )梅隆·迪(dí )亚茨 Cameron Diaz 饰）和(😈)(hé(🎡) )罗伯特（伊(🔡)(yī )万·麦克(kè )格雷格 Ewan McGregor 饰(👿)）(🖲)。席琳生于(yú(🥪) )富贵之家，从小(🖇)衣食(shí )无忧(🗯)，可她(tā )并不(🅾)快乐，不(bú )自由(🦀)的(de )生活(huó )禁(🦍)锢了她的灵(📷)魂。罗(luó )伯特只(🌙)(zhī )是一(yī )介(👨)小小清洁工(🙍)，出生(shēng )卑微(🚭)却(🍪)(què )心怀(huái )远(🐸)大文学(xué )梦(🕜)想。就是(shì )这(⏱)样(🤴)的两个(gè )人(🖤)，他们(men )相遇了(🍘)。
家(jiā )境贫寒(🌭)的(⚾)男(nán )孩Ali（Amir Farrokh Hashemian）(🦅)帮(bāng )妹妹Zahra（Bahare Seddiqi）取(qǔ )修补(📤)好(🤣)的鞋(xié )子时(🏾)，不(bú )慎将鞋子弄(nòng )丢，为(🤶)了(🈚)不(bú )被父（(🔄)Mohammad Amir Naji）、母（Fereshte Sarabandi ）责(🎫)(zé )罚，他央求(🏛)(qiú )Zahra暂时保密(🚒)，说两人可(kě )以(🥌)替换着穿(chuā(🚕)n )他的鞋子上(👤)学(xué )，并答(dá )应(💟)一定会帮她(🐳)买双新鞋子(⛲)(zǐ )。
弗朗(lǎng )西(🙎)斯(🌙)(sī )（伊蒙·(🐹)欧文斯 Eamonn Owens 饰）(🍾)生活在(zài )一(😲)个(🤒)(gè )不幸的家(🎃)(jiā )庭之中，父(🈂)(fù )亲是个酒(💂)鬼(🧖)(guǐ )，每每喝(hē(🐹) )醉了酒就会(huì )对懦弱又(🍧)精(🚭)(jīng )神不稳定(🥅)(dìng )的母亲拳打(dǎ )脚踢。乔(💤)伊(😿)(yī )是弗朗西(🍩)(xī )斯唯一的朋(🦎)(péng )友，两人常(🐣)(cháng )常以取笑(🌯)(xiào )捉弄菲利普(🚪)(pǔ )（Andrew Fullerton 饰）为(🐜)乐(lè )。残酷的(🏯)现实让弗朗(lǎ(🎳)ng )西斯喜欢躲(🕠)(duǒ )进漫画中(👫)的神(shén )奇世(🐔)界(😰)(jiè )里，脑袋里(🎒)充满了稀奇(🦂)古(gǔ )怪的幻(📆)(huà(🐢)n )想。
大毛（吴(🐞)镇宇 饰）发(fā )现他与(yǔ(🛀) )朋(🛷)友(yǒu )们牙丫(🐭)（钱嘉乐 饰）、番茄（(💇)雷(🔪)(léi )宇扬 饰）(〰)与小云（黎(lí )姿 饰）一起(🌁)(qǐ )开的的便(💡)(biàn )利店里面有(😃)(yǒu )些不寻找(👅)的(de )事物。但(dà(⛺)n )朋友们面对(duì(🔋) )大毛的表述(🍒)(shù )，都觉得(dé(💆) )只是大毛的(de )迷(〰)信看法，都随(💵)便敷(fū )衍了(🕞)事，大(dà )毛深(📈)感(🕡)无奈(nài )。
商业(👬)钜子乔纳斯(🏆)原(yuán )本与妻(👏)子(⬛)过著富有、(👹)安逸(yì )的生活(huó )，孰(shú )料(🔎)被(🧦)卷进一场恐(💒)怖份(fèn )子的杀(shā )戮行(há(👒)ng )动(🚿)中。痛失爱妻(💴)、身(shēn )心受创的乔(qiáo )纳斯(🕴)生活(huó )从此(🐩)脱轨，并深陷于(💚)悲(bēi )伤中，且(👺)(qiě )日渐把内(🍑)心(xīn )的悲痛转(🔈)化(huà )成无法(🐘)遏(è )止的愤(🍏)怒。为了报妻子(🍡)(zǐ )惨死的仇(👻)(chóu )恨，他开出(🥐)(chū )二百万的(📕)高(🚑)(gāo )价，雇用(yò(🌡)ng )了以代号“老(🐑)鹰“为首(shǒu )的(🥟)魔(🍶)鬼佣兵团来(🖨)追踪(zōng )凶手的下落，这笔(👆)交(🏩)易唯(wéi )一的(💙)条(tiáo )件是(shì )他要与魔鬼(🏊)佣(🚥)兵们一(yī )起(🚓)执行(háng )任务(wù )。
尼尔.莱布特(😂)Neil LaBute原为美(měi )国(📃)剧场界经(jīng )纪(☝)人，本(běn )片是(🛡)他进军(jun1 )电影(🐹)界的处(chù )女作(🗜)，仅(jǐn )以一万(🥒)五千(qiān )美元(🈁)的超低(dī )成本(📛)制作(zuò )完成(🐺)，但却(què )获得(🙃)如潮好(hǎo )评(🔅)，不(🚆)但(dàn )在日舞(🥕)电影(yǐng )节中(🐪)当选最(zuì )佳(🙅)影(😶)片，并且成为(🛶)当(dāng )年全球最赚(zuàn )钱电(☕)影(🎁)的第四名。两(🙋)(liǎng )名城市的白领阶级因(👾)为(🏾)工(gōng )作和感(🔭)(gǎn )情方(fāng )面的不如意，遂在(🚖)他(tā )们前往(🍩)(wǎng )中西(xī )部小(📗)镇公干六个(😃)星期(qī )中决(🎧)定向异(yì )性报(🌲)复。方法是找到(dào )一名柔(💼)弱的(de )女生，假(🧖)(jiǎ(🚺) )装两人都在(💅)(zài )追求她，当(🏳)(dāng )她陶醉在(🤨)(zà(🥋)i )爱情的幸福(🔘)(fú )之中时，再(😁)(zài )甩掉她让(🆓)(rà(🌔)ng )她痛不欲生(🐧)(shēng )。他们选中(zhōng )了一名美(⚽)(mě(👉)i )丽却听觉失(👄)(shī )灵的打字员(yuán )，分别跟(🏑)她(🚸)展开约会(huì(🗜) )....开始显得有点平淡乏味，但(😯)越往(wǎng )后发(🔵)(fā )展趣味性越(🍙)浓，直致(zhì )最(😖)后通(tōng )牒看(🐦)(kàn )到女主角哭(😑)倒在床上(shàng )肝肠寸断—(💔)—男人真(zhē(🏀)n )坏(🎨)！
Is about a husband and wife’s attempt to rekindle some fire and passion back into their marriage. They decide to take a cruise, the classic last attempt for many desperate couples. While we see the couple slowly fall apart, the movie flashes back to how they met and fell in love. She was a nurse on a hospital ship in the Vietnam War and he was a wounded pilot. Her memories of their past love keep her hopes alive as her husband mopes around the ship. She decides to throw the jealousy card down to see if he takes the bait. Will their love survive the cruise? Every sex scene is accompanied by ghastly music. Songs with such lyrics as: “I love you so much, I want to hold you forever” etc. One scene has a guy dreaming about being a caveman with two nurses and the song starts up, “I’m a caveman baby..a Romantic skin flick