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老于(🏒)(yú )(顧寶明(⛅)(míng ))與阿坤(kūn )伯(廖峻(🧑)(jun4 ))已邁入(rù )70歲，他們是老(🍖)同事、老朋(péng )友，年(👗)(nián )輕時還(😹)(hái )喜歡過(🅾)同一個女(😼)人──李(🐅)(lǐ )湘。 24岁(suì(🥕) )的吉林(lín )青年宋(sòng )学(🖍)文在(zài )一家化建公(😭)司的工(gō(🚛)ng )地工作(zuò(🔽) )，某天(tiān )在(🚩)工地上捡(🤨)到(dào )一条(⬛)类(lèi )似"钥(🛤)匙链"的(de )金属小(xiǎo )链子，并随手(shǒ(😹)u )放进了(le )口(🔙)袋。因为这(🌶)一不经意(🤗)的(de )举动，使(💭)他在(zài )接(🤸)下来(lái )的(🐴)两年(nián )中动了七次(💔)手术，先后被(bèi )截去了(🐲)(le )双腿和(hé )左前臂(bì(🙋) ),连仅存的(🦃)右手也被(🛋)截去了(le )四(🕗)个手(shǒu )指(🤪)。宋(sòng )学文(💣)后来得知，他捡到的(de )那(💐)条链(liàn )子叫"伽(gā )玛(🖕)源"，具有强(🤞)(qiáng )力的核(🙎)辐射，是前(🤘)(qián )一天晚(🤧)(wǎn )上从一(🍅)(yī )台带有(🥇)放射性(xìng )的仪器(qì )中不慎掉落(🚑)(luò )下来的(🏂)(de )。 官方(fāng )网(✒)站： Narrated through the two wise kids of the hilariously madcap Parekh family, namely Jacky and Chakki. Khichdi - The movie is about a hare brained dream of a snail brained bunch of lovable losers. Hansa's brother Himanshu has born a ridiculous ambition that is to have a memorable legendary love story. It's all together another matter that he is not in love with anyone and neither is he capable of getting any sensible girl smitten to him. But as Babuji over wisely says that for every idiotic Praful there is an even more idiotic Hansa made, his prophecy turns out to be true. Parminder, Himanshu's neighbor falls in love with Himanshu for no logical reason and the 2 get engaged to get married. That's when this ridiculous story line takes a ridiculous turn. Himanshu realizes on the eve of the wedding that the impending ceremony would mean impending doom to his desire to have a legendary love story... 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