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地(🐮)方(🤹)(fāng )检(🚱)查官调(🌦)查(chá )一起关(guān )于三个(gè )意大利青年(nián )谋杀一(yī )个瞎子波多黎(🥇)各男(🆗)(ná(🌺)n )孩的(😈)案(àn )子(🥧)，结果(🔅)(guǒ(㊙) )随着(📕)调查的深入他(tā )发现案(àn )子不像看上去那么(me )简单…… 因女儿(👥)夭亡，伤(🙀)(shāng )心(📓)的(🐟)杰(jié(🛅) )克（Reynaldo Rosales 饰(📶)）和(✋)(hé )斯蒂(👢)芬(fēn )妮（Heidi Dippold 饰）夫妇决定(dìng )前往另(lìng )一个城市(shì )生活。当他们行(🤗)(háng )驶在(🔅)阿拉(🥘)(lā(🍼) )巴马(🧙)的荒(🗽)漠(🗡)中时(♏)，突然遭(🦀)(zāo )遇离奇车祸，在没(méi )有其他(tā )车辆经过和(hé )手机信(xìn )号覆盖(🌎)(gài )的(🏙)情(🕰)况下(🚋)，夫妇俩(⚪)(liǎng )只(🥢)能(⛎)弃车(⏸)步行前进(jìn )。 Jazz（卡(kǎ )特莉娜•卡芙 Katrina Kaif 饰）是个从小(xiǎo )生活在(zài )伦(🏯)敦的印(🥊)度女(🌪)孩(🔹)，生活(🧕)的(de )各个(💅)方面(🏷)都浸染(🔰)在(zài )英式的(de )熏陶下，甚(shèn )至把自(zì )己原来的名字Jasmeet改为(wéi )Jazz。新潮(chá(🍚)o )时尚的(🌡)女(nǚ(🤠) )孩(🏖)和她(🐓)父亲(🚏)观(🆚)念(nià(🦗)n )上的矛(🎭)盾(dùn )让他们争吵不断，父女战(zhàn )争的升级终于让她(tā )父亲带(dà(🛢)i )她回(🚑)了(✍)印度(🏁)(dù )，开始(🌬)(shǐ )接(🌤)受(🥚)各(gè(➖) )种相 亲。父(fù )亲决定(dìng )让她嫁给乡下的男(nán )孩Arjun （阿(ā )克谢•库(😾)(kù )玛尔(🔷) Akshay Kumar 饰）(📸)，Jazz觉(🚌)得自(📜)(zì )己和(📋)这(zhè(📁) )个不会(🏅)说英语的传(chuán )统印度(dù )男人没有任何的话(huà )题，然(rán )而形势所(🐏)迫(pò )，在(🦅)朋(pé(🚊)ng )友(🌬)Imran的建(🐇)议下(🦒)她(♎)假意(🤾)(yì )和Arjun举(📂)行(háng )了印度的(de )结婚仪式得以回(huí )到伦敦。回到伦敦的Jazz告诉父(fù(🍖) )母和(🖍)Arjun这(👓)(zhè )个(🌋)婚姻在(👀)英国(💆)不(🙉)具(jù(⏫) )有合法(fǎ )性，然后答(dá )应了男(nán )友Charlie（克(kè )莱夫•斯坦(tǎn )登 Clive Standen 饰）(🆔)的求婚(❗)。Arjun对Charlie一(🍀)行(🙃)人(ré(🔖)n )的印度(🏣)(dù )偏(🔉)见的据(🛢)(jù )理力争让Jazz对他有所(suǒ )改观，朝夕相处让她甚至(zhì )觉得渐(jiàn )渐(😟)爱上了(📢)这个(📣)印(📯)度(dù(🐿) )男人(🌀)。 供(🤔)职于(🐔)科技(jì(🐁) )公司KineTech的(de )艾伦（大卫·艾根(gēn )伯格 David Eigenberg 饰(shì )）潜心开(kāi )发出超级自(🎎)动化(👃)(huà(🌂) )机器(🧗)人史(shǐ(🐏) )宾（(🏯)Jae Head 配(📰)音）(🦗)。史宾(bīn )能够清(qīng )楚感知人类情感，并逐步(bù )形成自己的(de )人格。原(📆)指望(wà(🐈)ng )将其(🔹)用(🎶)作和(🤑)(hé )平用(💳)途(tú(🤘) )，谁知KineTech的(🔞)老板内尔(ěr )斯·波(bō )特（Kim Coates 饰）却试图将其打造成(chéng )破坏力(lì(🏸) )巨大的(💔)杀伤(🔕)性(👕)武器(🐿)(qì )。极(🙀)力(🏿)(lì )反(👗)对的艾(🆖)伦遭到解(jiě )雇，他(tā )趁乱销毁电(diàn )脑中的(de )设计资料，并带着(zhe )史宾(🌯)逃(tá(👰)o )亡(♐)。危难(🤰)(nán )之际(⬇)，他命(🕺)令(🏩)史(shǐ(👏) )宾独自逃(táo )走。不幸中弹的史(shǐ )宾意外(wài )结识了热爱科技和(hé(🎄) )小发明(🖇)(míng )的(🌌)少(🎼)年汉(🛹)瑞(ruì )（(💓)鲍比(❓)(bǐ )·科(😌)尔(ěr )曼 Bobby Coleman 饰）。 Jazz（卡特莉(lì )娜•卡芙 Katrina Kaif 饰）是个(gè )从小生(shēng )活在伦(💚)敦(dūn )的(🖱)印度(🧜)女(🌑)孩，生(🐌)活(huó(🚱) )的(🏫)各个(🌟)(gè )方面(🦖)都浸染在英式(shì )的熏陶(táo )下，甚至把自己原(yuán )来的名(míng )字Jasmeet改为(🈚)Jazz。新(xīn )潮(👩)时尚(🈂)(shàng )的女(🏜)孩和(😨)她(📄)父亲(🚮)观(guān )念上的(de )矛盾让他(tā )们争吵不断，父(fù )女战争的(de )升级终于让她父亲(🥖)(qīn )带(😬)她(🎢)回(huí(🐯) )了印度(🈹)，开始(🌱)接受(shò(💼)u )各种相(xiàng ) 亲。父亲决(jué )定让她(tā )嫁给乡(xiāng )下的男孩Arjun （阿克谢(xiè(🚽) )•库玛(🆓)尔 Akshay Kumar 饰(🥕)）(❕)，Jazz觉(jià(🍭)o )得自(🦋)己(🏛)(jǐ )和(😭)这个不(🍷)(bú )会说英语的传统印(yìn )度男人(rén )没有任何的话题，然而形(xíng )势(🐛)所迫，在(😽)朋友(🔵)Imran的(💜)(de )建议(📚)下(xià(😿) )她(🕖)假意(⛔)和Arjun举(jǔ )行了印(yìn )度的结婚仪式得以(yǐ )回到伦(lún )敦。回到(dào )伦敦的Jazz告诉(🍰)父母(🧒)和(🍷)Arjun这个(🐪)婚(hūn )姻(🔲)在英(㊗)国不具(😣)有合(hé )法性，然后答应了男友Charlie（克莱夫(fū )•斯坦登 Clive Standen 饰(shì )）的求(🚽)(qiú )婚。Arjun对(🔔)Charlie一行(🎯)人(🛋)的印(😟)(yìn )度(🕳)偏(🙉)见(jià(☕)n )的据理(🍠)力争让Jazz对他有所改(gǎi )观，朝夕(xī )相处让她甚至觉得(dé )渐渐爱(à(🥪)i )上了这(🏆)个印(🤸)度(🤫)男人(🕙)(rén )。 Sci-fi is a rapidly changing genre. It loses impact even more rapidly than horror. Therefore it's virtually impossible to see a sci-fi movie from the past (from the pre-space period, i.e. late 50s) that isn't laughable in some sense. First serious sci-fi epics appeared in the very early 50s, and bearing in mind the first space yarn was filmed by Melies in 1902, we get about 50 years of sci-fi without the very basic concepts of space travel. Where The Trip To The Moon can be dismissed as a funny experiment, The Trip To Mars cannot. This is a serious film. The makers didn't know about weightlessness or the absence of atmosphere in space, plus about a hundred more things we know today. That was the period, when everybody was raving about the channels on Mars, so they naturally assumed there was intelligent life on that planet. Melies shows frogmen and other strange creatures on the Moon; in 1924 there appears the still popular tinfoil dress for Martians in Russian film Aelita. So, in between, we get the Egypto-Greek fairy-tale world of this film: wise old priests being wise; and virgins prancing around, praising virtue in the world, where virtue obviously is as normal and unnoticeable as metabolism. Enter the Earthlings, introducing death and sin. Well, nothing spectacular follows: they soon are "cured" and learn the ways of the righteous. This film is a total orgy of enjoyment. The double feature released by the Danish Film Institute (together with a disaster film from 1916, The End Of The World) boosts their usual superior quality. The Danes began storing and archiving their films very early, so you get a very clean second generation copy from a period when most of US films withdrawn from circulation went to the glue or comb factory. It's a pity this film with so many different locations isn't color tinted. The rather uninspired piano accompaniment, another trade mark of the series from the DFI, tends to grow a bit tedious too. But nevertheless, a remarkable film and something you can show to your friends without being afraid that they'll think you're a weirdo.