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招(💸)积仔(🌲)(zǎi )与大眼(🥃)是一(🌜)对欢(huān )喜冤家(😴)，终日无(wú )所事(🛋)事，靠骗钱(qián )为生。一日，两(liǎng )人在(🉑)路上(🖤)遇到一个(✔)受(shò(🤤)u )重伤的人(🚂)，他向(🌯)(xiàng )两人透露在(🥅)芝麻(má )镇里被(🚳)困狱中的(de )吴争气得(🐗)知一批(pī )价(🚛)值连城珠宝的(👩)(de )所在(🏧)。两人于是(🍣)(shì )前(🍜)往芝 For some strange reason I have now sat through practically all of these 70's cheerleader movies. Only The Swinging Cheerleaders (directed by Jack Hill) is a drive-in classic, but Satan's Cheerleaders comes close. The Cheerleaders (1972)is truly awful but it does deliver on the softcore sleaze. The Revenge of the Cheerleaders features the disturbing images of a very pregnant Rainbeaux Smith and a not-so-pregnant David Hasselhoff cavorting around in the nude. The Pom-Pom Girls is surprisingly innocent and realistic and might have appealed more to actual 70's teenagers than horny middle-aged men. The Cheerleader's Wild Weekend is forgettable (at least, I've forgotten it). Then there's this movie, which is probably the most obscure of the cycle. The plot resembles that of the original The Cheerleaders where our nubile heroines attempt to "wear out" the opposing team before the big game, except that it's set on the beach (where's Jaws when you need him?) It might be the worst of 70's cheerleader exploitation flicks, but at least it's better than Bring It On. 奥斯卡（(👁)大卫·本奈特(💃) David Bennent 饰）的家庭有(📽)些荒(♊)诞。他的母亲和自己(jǐ )的表(🎳)弟相(⏰)恋，由(yóu )于(📅)近亲(🦂)不能结婚(⛩)(hūn )，所(🛳)以被迫嫁给(gě(🤙)i )了一位商人。奥(🙁)(ào )斯卡是谁的孩子(zǐ )只有他母(🌴)亲知(⌛)道(dào )。在他(♋)三岁(⛓)生日那天(🌦)(tiān )，母(🗺)亲送了他一(yī(🏄) )面铁皮鼓。奥斯(🚥)(sī )卡十分喜欢，整(zhě(🍲)ng )天挂在脖子(⏲)上敲(qiāo )。 本片是(🗡)英国(🦐)著(zhe )名的喜(⛷)剧团(🐬)体Monty Python的(de )成员特里(❤)琼斯 (Terry Jones)导(dǎo )演的(🏗)一部荒诞不经(🎥)的调(🐱)侃宗教的电影(yǐng ),故事的发(🔵)生地(🏦)在(zài )巴勒(🗾)斯坦(⏰),讲述了(le )一(🕚)个普(🎭)通的男人(rén )被(🗺)世人误认为是(⛵)(shì )弥赛亚(犹太人企(qǐ )盼的复国(🕷)救主)，由此引发(🚃)了许(🐎)多(duō )啼笑(✡)皆非(⛹)的故事，一(yī )如(🧒)Monty Python所有的电影那(🆕)(nà )般，特里琼斯在(zà(💪)i )这部电影中也使(shǐ )用了大(♓)量荒(💖)诞无(wú )厘(⭐)头的(💧)笑料，电(dià(🏸)n )影以(🦈)圣经为原型(xí(🍍)ng )，由头至尾都充(💗)(chōng )斥着颠覆，嘲讽的意味，对于虔(🐔)诚的(🆙)(de )宗教人士(🤦)来说(📅)，这部电影(🥏)确实(🐙)是(shì )场巨大的(📅)灾难。 一只老鹰(🖥)朝着向(xiàng )大陆飞翔的群鸽(gē )冲(🤶)去，一只小白(bá(🍡)i )鸽为(💨)掩护群鸽(🦃)被(bè(🏐)i )老鹰击伤，羽毛(🙊)飘落(luò )。刚放学(🎳)的大牛(niú )见状，取出(😢)弹弓(gōng )，老鹰中弹逃走(zǒu )。受(🐜)伤的(🍬)小白鸽(gē(🎷) )飘落(🕛)下来，被大(🏚)(dà )牛(🥣)及小朋友们拾(✡)(shí )起，他们在小(🌌)白(bái )鸽的信筒中发现一张(zhāng )纸(🛩)条，上(🐟)写“六(liù )月(🎰)十日(🐬)从我海岛(🌯)(dǎo )飞(🕳)出，小白鸽初(chū(🔰) )次远飞训练，回(🎫)(huí )到北京后，速联(lián )系，中国人民(🔑)解(jiě )放军”。 在众(👾)多(duō(🔂) )的“吸血鬼(🏂)"电影(🧥)(yǐng )版本中，由约(📸)翰．巴(bā )德姆(😐)执导的本片(piàn )知名(🍻)度较低，但(dàn )男主角法兰克(🐴)．兰(🙏)吉拉成功(🖐)地创(🏤)(chuàng )造了一(📅)个气(⏰)质高(gāo )贵的绅(🍧)士型吸血(xuè )鬼(📍)形象。讲述嗜(shì )血的卓古拉伯爵(😄)离开(🐮)(kāi )他的古(🌵)堡，跑(🎬)到(dào )现代(🤱)的伦(📚)敦都市(shì )去追(😶)寻新的猎物(wù(🤘) )，因而经历到不(bú )少有趣的遭遇(⚽)。论编导上的表(👾)现(xià(🏑)n )本片只算(🐽)中规(❤)中(zhōng )矩，但搭配(🎅)演出的资深演(🌯)员劳伦斯．奥利弗(📯)和唐纳德(dé )．普莱森斯都(🔮)较(jià(🐧)o )有看头。